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“Mine is much bigger.”
“I’m crushing your head!”
I crush your skull now.
Hillary explaining what she saw when she turned left instead of right and found herself in the bathroom next to the Oval office.
” Yeah, well he may have a sweet 3-point shot, but his jammy is only this big. I swear”.
alrighty… now that we’ve got the obvious out of the way….
This is what soft power looks like.
“GDP will grow by this much when we’re all done.”
“Seriously, the shrapnel they pulled out of my butt was this big. at least.”
“And…, and that sniper missed me by that much! Really!”.
“I loved Socks thiiiis much”
seriously, who gives their kitteh away?
I mean, I know some people have hardships and have to give their kittehs up, but moving to NY wasn’t it, Hills.
OTOH after seeing what happened to Buddy, maybe Socks got the better deal there.
“This little blue pill saved my marriage.”
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
Mine is that much bigger than Bill’s (or Obama’s).
“Excuse me a moment, but this zit has been bothering me all day.”
This booger is really stringy and sticky…
I was this close to giving Slick a BJ when I saw the blue dress coming down the hall.
My vagina has teeth like this…
Let me help you with that speck in your eye …
I was this close, and if it weren’t for that bitch Edwards, I would be the one wrecking the economy now.
I’m holding the value of the entire nation’s 401(k) funds, and now our President is going to eat it.
“Missed the nomination by that much!”
“I care this much about what any of you think… Honest!”
“When I look through my fingers, Barry is this tall. See him over there?”
I missed fooling around with Monica by that much. Damn, that Bill!
“Like my mother always told me, just this much and you’re not a virgin anymore.”
“I was this close to peace in the Middle East.”☮
Artist’s conception of the brain of an Obama voter (actual size)
“Yeah, I know that thor guy..he borrowed on of my pantsuits.”
“Let’s discuss this Administration’s credibility…”
[…] “Listen for the cackle” edition. […]
“I am this close to knocking Biden’s block off.”
“Remember ladies, you grip the testicle firmly between these fingers and then you squeeze. If your man still refuses to rub your legs and feet, go on Oprah and let her sort it out.”
Kenya my ass.
“Thank God I’ve just missed the definition of “Ugliest Woman in the White House“
Waiter, there’s a soup in my fly.
“Biden…………….tonight……………….you.”
This is how much I give a sh*t about what you think.
“…and when I looked, I only saw about that much of the cigar sticking out…”