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Oh, What a Night! [Dan Collins]

John Nolte holds forth on the movie, The Reader.

Oh, what a night!

Oh, what a night.
Late December back in ’43.
Quite the Nazi death camp time for me,
‘Cause I remember what a night.

Oh, what a night.
You know, I didn’t even know their names,
But they were slated to go up in flames.
Dirty semites. What a night.

Oh, I. I got a funny feeling when they walked
In the room and I,
Closed the door that sealed those suckers’ doom.

Oh, what a night,
Fortunately I soon learned to read.
My redemption by the lefty creed.
Sweet surrender, what a night!

I felt a rush like some menopausal flashes
As flames consumed their bodies turning them into ashes.
Oh, what a night!

Oh, I. I got a funny feeling when they walked
In the room and I,
Recall them as the cast of Brigadoon.

Oh, what a night.
Why’d it take so long to see the light?
Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right.
Sweet cremation, what a night!

I felt a rush like a roiling ball of fire
As flames consumed them all caressing their bones to cinders.
Oh, what a night!
(Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do.)
Oh, what a night!
(Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do.)
Oh, what a night!
(Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do.)
Oh, what a night!
(Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do.)
Oh, what a night!
(Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do.)
Oh, what a night!
(Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do.)

11 Replies to “Oh, What a Night! [Dan Collins]”

  1. Joe says:

    But Kate Winslet get necked, so it is all good.

  2. Carin says:

    Another crappy year for Oscar nominated movies. I finally watched “Atonement” last night, and I want those two hours of my life back.

  3. Squid says:

    You’re a sick, sick man, Collins.

  4. Carin says:

    I’m a tad confused. Does being illiterate and then learning to read absolve her for killing jews or for have sex with an underage boy?

  5. Carin says:

    You know, given the 1) illiteracy rate in Detroit and the 2) crime rate … I’m thinking we could do a ton of healing in the motor city.

  6. Mikey NTH says:

    So sex between an adult and a person under the age of consent is what Hollywood wants to normalize now? Can’t say I’m surprised.

  7. Squid says:

    Only if the adult is a mass murderer, Mikey.

    Nuance.

  8. Jeff Y. says:

    For the modern woman, nothing is wrong which leads to an orgasm.

  9. Mikey NTH says:

    A bit late for Roman Polanski, though.

  10. Percocet….

    Percocet 93-490. Percocet vs lorcet for pain….

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