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Official Office of Digger of the Dirt to the POTUS [Dan Collins]

Post-partisan Messiah and advocate of new politics President Obama doesn’t stop at politicizing the national census:

I am talking here about Obama’s new job for his dirt digger in residence, the newly minted job of “White House counsel research director.”

It’s a grand title for dirt digger, but there you have it.

As the Washington Times reported on February 9, President Obama invented a new position into which he slipped one Shauna Daly. Daly has been what is called an “opposition researcher” for the Obama campaign for some time. It was her job to find an opponent’s worst dirt, his most troublesome secrets, so that strategy on how best to destroy him can be planned.

And now, Obama has invented a new job to reward dirty tricks squad member, Daly. The position of “White House counsel research director,” one that never existed before, is now attached to White House counsel Greg Craig’s office and this has caused some raised eyebrows in the legal community.

You see, unlike staffers of the White House counsel’s office appointed by other presidents, Miss Daly has no legal training. No schooling, no past work at law, no law degree. Her sole past work has been that of a political nature.

She is just a dirt digger. Nothing more.

I’m looking for a picture of this winsome lass that I can post here, but I can’t say for sure whether the ones I’ve seen are her, yet. If you search, you find information like this, from late 2005, though:

The Democratic National Committee requested public records from state agencies on their dealings with Gov. Mitt Romney, who may run for president in 2008. His spokesman called it the work of a “dirty tricks attack squad.”

The DNC is seeking similar records on at least 10 other potential candidates for the Republican presidential nomination in 2008, spokesman Luis Miranda said.

The letters dated Dec. 7 ask for “any and all records of communication” and are signed by Shauna Daly, who provided a post office box in Washington as her address.

Miranda confirmed to The Boston Globe that Daly is employed by the Democrats as deputy research director. She had previously worked for the presidential campaign of John Edwards, the former senator from North Carolina, and in other races.

The party is asking for records as far back as 1947, the year Romney was born.

Romney is “a Republican with well-known presidential ambitions, and these days, that’s not that special,” Miranda said. “This is just real standard operating procedure.” Campaigns use research in hopes of finding controversial, embarrassing or previously undisclosed information about a politician’s past.

Daly’s letters request that any fees be waived, but Romney spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom said fulfilling the requests wills cost tens of thousands of dollars.

I would like to put out the request that our righty bloggers dig up the dirt on little miss dirt digger.

I assume she’s being paid by the DNC. Right? *echo*

Transparency.

Civility NOW!!! classroom edition. Whoa, dude! What is that stuff? What does it mean? It’s like, stuff you’d maybe see in a . . . like, museum! (h/t the Weasel Zippers)

“I think it’s in an identity crisis,” Carpenter continued, of Boston College. “At the same time that it wants to proclaim its Catholic identity, it also wants to recruit the best. You can’t recruit the best by placing crucifixes in every classroom. You’re simply going to limit the number of people who will come here. And I’ve already heard of several faculty who have said, ‘You know, this is not a welcoming place, this is not the place that hired me, and I’ll be looking for a job elsewhere.’ ”

Whose identity crisis?

The witness is hostile, Your Honor.

47 Replies to “Official Office of Digger of the Dirt to the POTUS [Dan Collins]”

  1. Hoodlumman says:

    No, Dan! Now your dirt will be dug!!

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Everybody has dug my dirt already, Hoodlumman. I’m pre-disastered. You dig?

  3. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Digging the dirt that Americans won’t dig.

  4. Carin says:

    Hope and Change. Transparency. Most ethical government. I can’t believe you guys are resisting this. Now, here … just take your blue pill.

  5. Joe says:

    Why don’t they hire Andrew Sullivan to dig dirt on Palin. Why bother, he will do it for free.

    This is really creepy. Taking over the census and all that confidential information and also in the same wing of the White House, having staffers looking up opposition of candidates. It is so…Rovian.

    BTW–What did they find on Romney, that he prefers Hi-C to Pepsi?

  6. Pablo says:

    Hey, isn’t she the crackhead jailbird what was married to that fatass golfer? Close enough, if you ask me.

  7. Joe says:

    Why don’t they hire Andrew Sullivan to dig dirt on Palin. Why bother, he will do it for free. Better yet he will make it up.

  8. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I heard that Romney once had an espresso doppio. Fargin’ hypocrite.

  9. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    It is so…RovianMcCarthyist.

    FTFY.

  10. Rob Crawford says:

    It would be interesting to find out the contacts between Daly and the “independent” news agencies that sued to open up Obama’s opponents sealed divorce records.

  11. Dan Collins says:

    Ah, it most certainly would, wouldn’t it, Rob?

  12. TheGeezer says:

    Taking over the census and all that confidential information and also in the same wing of the White House, having staffers looking up opposition of candidates.

    Don’t forget that with the $Trillion rescue, HHS will get ALL citizens’ medical records and hire new bureaucrats to monitor physicians’ activities.

    Obama is filling out as a classical collectivist perfectly.

    Scary.

  13. Kirk says:

    Dirt digging sounds an awful lot like infrastructure prep. Who could possibly argue with economic stimulus?

  14. scooter (still not libby) says:

    C’mon, you guys. Pres O! doesn’t need to dig dirt on anyone anymore. He WON. This is part of her rehabilitation.

    I’m somehow not surprised to find an operative for a politician from Chicago has the name “Daly” (yes, I know it’s spelled differently). Probably just a happy coincidence (or perhaps just a really bad habit).

  15. N. O'Brain says:

    Nixon lost a Presidency over crap like this.

    O!, the the other hand: Messisah!

  16. N. O'Brain says:

    Can the RNC file a FOI request on Shauna Daly?

  17. Slartibartfast says:

    Nixon lost a Presidency over crap like this.

    Nixon lost a presidency because he fucked up, and then lied about it, and then obstructed the investigation.

  18. N. O'Brain says:

    Well, yeah, Slart.

    Just wait.

  19. Joe says:

    If Jesus dug a little more dirt on those Pharasees early on, he would not have been crucified.

    Obamessiah learns from history children!

  20. Alec Leamas says:

    “You can’t recruit the best by placing crucifixes in every classroom.”

    I find that those who would shrivel into a pool of ooze at the sight of a crucifix are rarely “the best.”

    Dipshit needs a history lesson – the Church invented the University.

  21. TheGeezer says:

    Nixon lost a presidency because he fucked up, and then lied about it, and then obstructed the investigation.

    Just wait.

    Will Obama overstep something and then use dirt on investigators to interfere?

  22. happyfeet says:

    oh. theospark.net is blocked…

    Category: Adult/Sexually Explicit

    It actually creates a ticket number with my IP when that happens.

  23. Rob Crawford says:

    Nixon lost a presidency because he fucked up, and then lied about it, and then obstructed the investigation.

    Yep. And when Obama does that, we’ll all be told how wonderful it is.

  24. Carin says:

    That’s weird, Happy. The page had a few mild sex jokes. That’s it. But, I’m betting that website isn’t good for you and Michelle and Baracky are going to take care of us from now on …

  25. Dan Collins says:

    They have buxom woman images there, too. Naughty!

  26. happyfeet says:

    The filter is my friend. It always always has my own best interests at heart I think.

  27. happyfeet says:

    There are things you can see in this world what you can never ever unsee, Dan.

  28. happyfeet says:

    If I remember right Cormac McCarthy is really fond of that idea.

  29. Dan Collins says:

    There are things you can see in this world what you can never ever unsee, Dan.

    Beer is indicated.

  30. TheGeezer says:

    Or at least beer goggles.

  31. Slartibartfast says:

    Just wait.

    Ah, you were going in a different direction than I thought. Nevermind.

  32. Slartibartfast says:

    Obama is tempting fate, here:

    WASHINGTON (CNN) — It’s a word so fraught with superstition, its very mention can send grown men ducking for cover — and President Obama used it Wednesday night.

    Macbeth.

    On a trip to Ford’s Theater, site of President Lincoln’s assassination, Obama paid tribute to the 16th president’s ability to recall passages of Shakespeare’s Hamlet and Macbeth. And with that reference, he unwittingly ventured into what many theater hands believe to be dangerous territory: any mention of the name of the doomed Scottish king in a theater outside of a performance is considered verboten by many actors, who believe it will result in a cursed production — including a greater possibility of injury, bankruptcy, even death.

    So does Obama have anything to fear from uttering the unluckiest word in what may be the unluckiest theater in American history? Theater-goers can relax: Many stage afficianados believe that the prohibition only applies to performers or theater hands, and non-actors have nothing to worry about.

    But in the near future, the president might want to stick to movies. Just to be on the safe side.

    If there were only some news out there, we wouldn’t have to be bothered with this kind of crap.

    But I may be underestimating the crap/blanket interface.

  33. Slartibartfast says:

    Oh, and just for grins:

    Two satellites collide 500 miles up 53 min
    WSAZ: Debris kills woman on way to funeral

    Frm cnn.com frontpage. Some news stories ought not to be juxtaposed, to avoid confusion.

  34. McGehee says:

    Theater-goers can relax: Many stage afficianados believe that the prohibition only applies to performers or theater hands, and non-actors have nothing to worry about.

    I fail to see how that lets President Hoover off the hook.

  35. JD says:

    What is Baracky if not just a powerful teleprompter reader? How far removed from being an actor is that? At least actors have to memorize their lines … um huh uh ummmm huh uh umm uh uh a huh

  36. McGehee says:

    White House Aide: “Good morning, Mr. President.”

    President Hoover Obama: <looks around for teleprompter>

  37. Techie says:

    It’ll be so convenient for The Official Dirt Digger to have all of our medical records on hand for easy perusal.

  38. B Moe says:

    The position of “White House counsel research director,” one that never existed before, is now attached to White House counsel Greg Craig’s office and this has caused some raised eyebrows in the legal community.

    My irony meter just went off like a fucking rocket. I have never seen one get that high in the air before.

  39. Cowboy says:

    Whenever I see Weasel Zippers in a post, I always think of one of my favorite groups: Squirrel Nut Zippers. If I could do that embed Youtubey thing like ‘feets, I’d show ya’. But alas….

  40. Mikey NTH says:

    In Re: Boston College.

    I read the article and the comments. The comments ran as expected – a Catholic College has crucifixes? How unusual. (I can’t quite get the sarcasm in text – perhaps ‘Well, Duh!’ would do.)

  41. Mikey NTH says:

    Regarding the opposition researcher in the White House counsel’s office?

    Something that blatant is going to bite this administration hard. That may be normal in Chicago, but it isn’t so open in D.C. Congress is very touchy about its rights vis-a-vis the Executive Branch. It won’t take more than half a minute for every member of the House and Senate to realize that can be turned on them as soon as they have a disagreement with the administration.

    I expect a lot of under the radar crap to fly, and Ms. Daly getting posted somewhere less official – unless the Obama Administration really wants a fight with a legislature controlled by his own party.

  42. Mikey NTH says:

    #32 Slart:

    Have you ever seen the Blackadder episode with the actors, and Blackadder kept saying ‘MacBeth’ where they could hear?

  43. Sdferr says:

    When I see Squirrel Nut Zippers I invariably think of Small Faces “Odgen’s Nut Gone Flake” though not for any musical connection whatsoever, rather I’m guessing for the Nut and its associated oddities. Anyhoo, Happiness Stan might stand-in for Pres. Obama’s political philosophy if given half a chance.

  44. LTC John says:

    #42 – Not the Scottish Play!!!!

  45. here ya go, Cowboy. their Christmas album is one of my favorites.

  46. Merovign says:

    #44 – “Aahhhhh! Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends! OWWWWWW!”

    It’s like mentioning GW Bush in a crowd of liberals. “Aahhhh! Chimpy McHitler, WMDs, Katrina Warming Trends! OWWWWWWW!”

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