From a story improbably datelined San Juan, Puerto Rico:
Before he was released from Guantanamo, a Saudi detainee insisted he had only wanted to help refugees and was not a fighter. Now, as an al-Qaida field commander sporting a bandolier of bullets, he is threatening the United States and has been hailed by a militant Web site as a veteran guerrilla and “a fomenter of war.”
I blame the System, man. He needed a kind and just parent, like the State. This is a cry for help.
Just in time, NPR asks, “Can Gitmo’s Jihadists Be Rehabilitated?”
I don’t have to listen to the report to know that it’s worth a try just so long as it involves condoms and isn’t a faith-based initiative.

Sand penis, fuck rich.
But torture has ALWAYS been illegal and against US policy. So we can comfort ourselves with that when this animal kills again.
I forget which leftarded jackass always goes back to that one…
No, it doesn’t.
That would be all of them Log Cabin.
Dude should have been water-boarded at the bottom of an ocean.
Damn that Chimpy Tortureburton, DAMN HIM!!!
Aw,jeesh, somebody mentioned goats.
Now alfie is all hot and bothered.
NPR says Saudi Arabia’s rehab program is better than Yemen’s. But Saudi has easier terrorists to work with. Can a jihadist be rehabilitated? Maybe kinda but it’s really risky. Blah blah blah. Sounds like they’re trying to give Baracky some breathing room cause of how he talked about how much he wanted to free his little terrorist friends and shut down Guantanamo but now that he’s actually in charge he’s thinking that maybe that might have unpleasant consequences. Dumbass. It would be awkward if NPR didn’t have his back on this though I guess. Lots of their old narratives aren’t any good for anybody no mores.
*snort*
That’s an extremely low bar to clear. The first phase of Yemen’s “rehab” program ended when the subjects escaped through a tunnel between their cells and a nearby mosque. The chief of the mosque was the guy put in charge of rehabbing the jihadis.
So, call me a bigot or racist or whatever you want, but as far as I’m concerned the only reliable “rehab” program for jihadis involves a small-caliber pistol round applied while they perform one of their daily prayers.
sigh. Leftists have never met an anti-american foreigner they didn’t like.
Viva Obama.
I judge a rehab program by its recidivism rate, and yours sounds like the best.
“Yemeni rehab program” and “lying around in coffeehouses all day chewing qat” seem to exclude each other. Unless they don’t.
Do you mean sea kittens?
Can we at least get an “oops”. I am not asking for much.