7 Replies to “Victim of Stripper Boot Nose Injury Sues [Dan Collins]”

1. thor says:

   January 24, 2009 at 10:20 am

   What’s Cat Stevens doing going into a titty bar? There aren’t 72 virgins in Detroit, much less a titty bar.

2. serr8d says:

   January 24, 2009 at 10:45 am

   Yousef ‘hasn’t been back to a stripper club’ since..whatever year he got shoe-bumped.

   Ask me, prolly his wife, or significant hor of the week or whatever, fisted him when he came in late. He’s embellished the story over the years (well, except for the getting the date right). Of course he’ll win the lawsuit. Who cares about evidence? It hurts, man!

   Why couldn’t he just wait for his Obama check, and for that free healthcare and pumped gas?

3. serr8d says:

   January 24, 2009 at 11:25 am

   OT, but here’s the best view of the immaculation yet.

   The small worship the smallest..

4. Sticky B says:

   January 24, 2009 at 11:50 am

   The first time I ever went into an all nude strip club, I got a little too drunk and got a little too close to the young lady’s nether regions and she clonked me on the side of the head with a shoe, which looked about like the one in the video, on purpose. I was just doing research in to the anatomical structure of a body part that, at that point in my life I hadn’t seen much of, but evidently she didn’t much appreciate my using her pooter to satisfy my scholarly curiosity. Fortunately for all involved, I was too drunk to realise that I should’ve gotten mad and kicked her ass. It never even occurred to me that I might have lawsuit material. Twenty year old white boys are really stupid that way.

5. Bob Reed says:

   January 24, 2009 at 1:22 pm

   This is the lamest attempt at get-paid-victimhood that I have ever heard of…

   Serr8d is probably right; it’s simply the evolution of a CYA story that he initially told his woman at that time…

   And StickyB, twenty year old white boys wouldn’t stand a chance at winning a suit like this; they don’t have enough victimhood cred…

6. MarkD says:

   January 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm

   I never saw the point of strip clubs.

   You could ask me about Japanese bargirls, but it was language lessons.

7. Jeffersonian says:

   January 24, 2009 at 11:51 pm

   What’s Cat Stevens doing going into a titty bar? There aren’t 72 virgins in Detroit, much less a titty bar.

   It was Akron. I lived in Akron for a while. There are most likely 72 virgins there, but there’s a good reason they’re still virgins.

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