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Good Morning [Dan Collins]

Happy Beth Cleaver Day!

Goodbye, bubble-headed booby.

14 Replies to “Good Morning [Dan Collins]”

  1. serr8d says:

    May and his wife lost their house in November when a wildfire destroyed their upscale mobile home park in the San Fernando Valley.

    I swear that’s the first time I’ve ever seen ‘upscale’ used in conjunction with a trailer park.

  2. happyfeet says:

    Mr. Reynolds is all about the upscale trailer park thing. It’s the future.

  3. happyfeet says:

    It’s a future what has remarkably few dishes and where fruit is both handy and artfully arrayed. M’chelle will be a lot gratified I think.

  4. Salt Lick says:

    I dunno, hf. It looks like there’s green dishes to complement the Granny Smith’s and orange ones to highlight the oranges. The future holds no peaches.

  5. Salt Lick says:

    Oh, sorry, hf, you said “remarkably few” dishes, not none. I’m still waking up.

  6. Carin says:

    Obviously, in the future there are no children. And, you never have company over for dinner parties.

  7. MarkD says:

    No children? What will we do for grandchildren?

    Keep that future, I want no part of it.

  8. Carin says:

    Mark, if there are grandchildren, you certainly will be unable to invite them over.

    No, I think this future is what my New York friends imagine.

  9. cranky-d says:

    Well, children are inconvenient, you know. And messy.

  10. Carin says:

    And, sometimes – if you have too many – you have to buy those big jars of mayo at Sams.

    oh the horror…

  11. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    And a minivan.

  12. cranky-d says:

    Mayo and minivans and messes, oh my!

  13. Beth says:

    Would you believe I missed my whole day, sleeping instead of doing any public service? ;)

  14. Dan Collins says:

    Sounds wonderful, Beth. Did you have a dream?

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