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The Great Moments in BDS [Dan Collins]

Everyone will have their own–the one that jumps into my head is that jackass chasing Malkin around and threatening her. Since I don’t have anything else to offer up at the moment, please share yours in the comments.

That’s not entirely true, but I didn’t want to go off about how absurd the notion of a new declaration of independence coming from nanny-state Obama is. Because it’s Saturday Night.

People are asking what W is going to do, now that he’s leaving the presidency. I don’t know about you, but I’d love to see a TV western series where he’s the malaprop disgorging sheriff.

50 Replies to “The Great Moments in BDS [Dan Collins]”

  1. Salt Lick says:

    After the Virginia Tech massacre, I told a Prog that I objected to including a marker for the shooter with the others in the proposed memorial, reasoning that it blurred the line between victim and perp, good and evil. The guy’s response, and I’m not making it up — “Evil?! I’ll tell you who’s evil — George Bush is more evil than that poor, tortured kid.”

  2. That columnist during (I think) the initial Afghanistan invasion, who wrote a screed attacking Bush using the persona of Jesus Christ.

  3. happyfeet says:

    He’s so Pezzydent Barbie you can’t even satirize him. Vacuous socialist mouseketeer, him and his woman both.

  4. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    This is more of an ongoing process than a single moment, but I’d nominate anyone who spouted the “BUSH = HITLER!” idiocy.

    Sure he is. That’s why you and all your friends have been sent to death camps, right?

  5. Cowboy says:

    I’m with you, Spies.

    Listening to a Frost/Nixon commercial this morning, I concluded that one of the reasons for BDS is that they’re bitter that they never had their Nixon.

    The MSM and others feed off of the radical stories of the past generation, they fancy themselves all modern-day Woodwards and Bernsteins and pine for a Nixon they could bring down just like their little heroes.

    So they just made one up out of thin air and a decent, honorable man.

  6. Jeffersonian says:

    It’s gotta be the “911 was an inside job” meme, with all of its attendant lunacies: controlled demolition, melting steel, remote-controlled jets, etc., etc., etc.

  7. Cowboy says:

    Oh, and I’m sure smarter people than me have already pointed this out, but the objections they make to the war in Iran are much the same.

    They don’t have a their Vietnam, so they put their hair up in a dirty bandana, and make one up!

  8. B Moe says:

    Don’t know why you would think that, Cowboy.
    https://proteinwisdom.com/?p=14123#comment-633063

  9. Cowboy says:

    Oddly, when I wrote that, I couldn’t get parsnip out of my head.

  10. Nan says:

    I’m going with the tried and true Dan Rather “documents.”

  11. Cowboy says:

    Maggie:

    From your link:

    I was lured to the Unitarian Universalist Church on Geary in San Francisco

    Honestly, the kind of bait needed to lure me to a UU church in SF has not been invented!

  12. Cowboy says:

    oops.

  13. Themistocles says:

    Best BDS ever:

    “It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.”

    -Hinderaker

  14. Purple Fury says:

    #14 you just got pwned, dood

  15. Sdferr says:

    Not to mention Krauthammer, BDS defined:

    “the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the presidency — nay — the very existence of George W. Bush”

    Tongue in cheek praise wouldn’t seem to qualify under those terms.

  16. Themistocles says:

    I think by tongue in cheek Hinderaker meant his tongue and Bush’s cheeks.

  17. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    That reminds me of another of my faves: Bush as idiot-savant.

    Many hard-core BDS sufferers are somehow capable of believing that Bush is both a stumbling idiot and a criminal genius at the same time.

  18. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Themistocles, meet TrollHammer.

  19. Sdferr says:

    Right! That’s it Themistocles! Hinderaker has no right to his intent, it’s all up to you to decide for him.

  20. I think by tongue in cheek Hinderaker meant his tongue and Bush’s cheeks.

    no, no, that’s your fantasy, you little scamp.

  21. B Moe says:

    Did Themistocles think maybe we weren’t sure what BDS was and showed up to give us an example?

  22. Cowboy says:

    Fem-testicles: Thanks for stopping by to illustrate precisely what BDS rot does to the impressionable and the vaccuous.

  23. Sdferr says:

    I think maybe he paid a ha’penny for a meme and didn’t want it to go unused, whether it fit or not was of no consequence to that urge.

  24. B Moe says:

    Seriously, though, I have seen folks asking if it would be possible to still impeach Bush after he leaves office. I think that is about as out there as you can get.

  25. Sdferr says:

    You’re right to wonder B Moe, the impeachment urge is odd on its face. Kinda like saying out loud, “We got nothin'”.

  26. Kinda like saying out loud, “We got nothin’… but hate”.

    FTFY

  27. Darleen says:

    I’ve always been partial to all those giant paper mache puppets of GW or masks in the anti-America, anti-Semitic anti-war protests. I took this one at an “anti-war” protest in San Diego a few years ago.

  28. Sdferr says:

    That looks like community organizing taken to a national scale is what that looks like.

  29. Sdferr says:

    Get in their faces organizing.

  30. Darleen says:

    B Moe

    A permanent campaign full of brown Obama-blue shirt acolytes.

  31. B Moe says:

    Paid for by tax payers.

  32. thor says:

    #

    Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 1/17 @ 6:45 pm #

    Themistocles, meet TrollHammer.

    BushFluffer, meet CocoonHammerer and his pal ElCraigRimkicker, not to be confused with RedStateStomper or BunnyBoinker or DilloConker.

  33. Sdferr says:

    ACORN has hit the jackpot, trip-cherries. Maybe Billy Ayres will get a job out of this thing after all, if only peddling copies of Alinsky to the newbies. Plus bonus, puts a lot of people to work, spending our way out of the recession!

  34. N. O'Brain says:

    repost:

    Ooo, ooo, I gotta tell you, I had to work today, at Philly’s 30th Street station, [the Barack Lincoln tour] and I got interviewed by Xinhua News Agency, China’s official news.

    My mug is going to be seen by 3 bilion Chinese dudes and dudettes.

    I told them I couldn’t be prouder of America, that Obama will be my President, and that the peaceful transfer of power is one of the crown jewels of the American political system.

    I got chills up my back talking about it.

    As an aside, telling my oldest son about my experience, he picked up that I was twitting China’s communist masters. Smart guy, my son.

  35. Pablo says:

    My favorite display of BDS was the Million Moonbat March which I saw firsthand. There were a bunch of great stories from that weekend, but the highlight for me was that during the march, I hooked up with about 15 College Republicans who had appropriated some great signs from the Freeper contingent, and as the march was entering its last 1/4 mile or so, we jumped out in front of it and led the pack for the home stretch. I had a “Saddam was a WMD” sign and about 100K BDS sufferers trailing me. Good, good times.

  36. happyfeet says:

    For real I think a big percentage of otherwise rational people embraced global warming cultism just cause of their media-fueled Bush hate. From a popular support perspective I think support for that nonsense will be seen to have peaked as it loses the anti-Bush impetus. The dirty socialists won’t really care about popular support as long as they keep waking up to reassuring global warming propaganda on their NPR. But still. The funniest thing about the global warming scam is that they’ve framed it to where if they acknowledge dissent they bolster dissent. That’s what happens when you claim a phony nonexistent consensus. Stupid socialists.

  37. Jeffersonian says:

    Holy. Fucking. Shit.

    Job One for Obama: Cement in place a permanent Democratic majority using the tools of the State. See also: FDR.

  38. […] B Moe Obamessiah organizes the Permanent Campaign. Telling millions of campaign supporters that […]

  39. panther girl says:

    My favorite example was a phone conversation I was having with a co-worker. I had been having raccoon troubles to the tune of $10K+ (grumble, grumble) and remarked that if I owned a gun (I don’t) I would be quite tempted to take matters into my own hands. Co-worker got absolutely hysterical and made me swear up and down that I wouldn’t ever harm a poor defenseless animal like that. (I acquiesced b/c that’s how you shut her up…) Not 5 minutes later, I was relating my surprise to her that a different colleague had been so vocally suggesting death to President Bush. And her response was, “Well he did get us into this war.” Can’t really say that I have an ounce of respect left for that co-worker.

  40. geoffb says:

    “A permanent campaign full of brown Obama-blue shirt acolytes.”

    They are going to need a something like Mao’s little red book but updated, 21st century. An I-phone or Blackberry, constantly updated with the O!’s latest wit, wisdom, and instructions. To keep all the organizers, organized together.

  41. McGehee says:

    Not really “great,” but certainly an early example.

  42. thor says:

    I remember I was talking to a co-worker saying something like, “Bush isn’t a bad human, decent family and all, but he simply has mushed dung for brains. As Presidents go, President George W. Bush sucks..,” and right then, right at “Bush sucks,” a redumblican overhears me and goes frantic Craigian.

    “Which stall, I’m the tapper in the stall second nearest to the hot air hand dryer” adding “blue necktie, I hang my blue necktie over my stall door.” Our bathrooms hadn’t been free of unseemly XXX movie theater action since the day Brett Hume announced on Fox News that Republican Senator Larry Craig had been accused of making sexual advances toward an undercover cop. The Minneapolis P.D. had set up a sting operation in the Minneapolis airport meant to snare politically and sexually active Republican males, evidently. As the news spread a collective release of latent and repressed homosexual bathroom behavior soon engulfed multi-storied white collar office buildings all over America.

    “Dude, dopamine reduction time-out! I’m a registered Independent,” I emphatically responded.

    “But you might vote Republican then!” replied the eager little Republican wearing a monogrammed white Ike Behar dress shirt and a red-white-and-blue bow tie.

    “No, redumblican, I ain’t going to be voting redumblican, nor giving you a bologna bayonet, nor do I want a redumblican Greek salad toss, nor do I want to catch you tuggin’ at yourself and leering at me while I’m fuckin’ pissing at the urinal, got it?”

    “But I heard you say Bush Suck and I, I, I thought maybe, maybe…” The redumblican’s voice trailed off as my co-worker and I walked away, both overcome with disgust at what had become of the post-Craigian Republican party leading up to the 2008 Presidential election. Public onanism had run amok but eventually it was defeated in a electoral landslide, thank God.

  43. Dan Are says:

    I’ve a friend who ends every whine about anything with “…because of Bush.” It’s cold out “because of Bush” no matter how many times I point out Kyoto was voted down under Clinton. He doesn’t have a job “because of Bush” though he’s never applied anywhere. Sometimes his feet hurt “because of Bush.”

    It’s kind of like the SNL Al Jazzera skit where every sentence ended in “Death to America.”

  44. Rusty says:

    The Great Moments in BDS [Dan Collins]

    thor

  45. Mikey NTH says:

    I spent Saturday night watching the History Channel show on George Washington. Very interesting, and pretty much confirmed what I knew from prior reading.

  46. Chris S. says:

    Rusty: “The Great Moments in BDS [Dan Collins]

    thor”

    Yeah, (Hammer of) thor’s and parsnip’s ReDUMBlican-directed vitriol is like that “double-edged sword”-

    it’s like calling an (even back-stabbing, two-faced, purely evil) ill-mannered female human, a “bitch”.

    Something the Kos-kids will never understand . . .

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