Remember that Night Gallery episode, where the guy kept flushing his crap down the toilet and it kept returning larger?
Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.
This is why letting the trolls hang out here is a public service.
Bystander: “That monkey is throwing shit!”
Yankees Scout: “Yeah…but he’s throwin’ strikes.”
Is his name alfie?
A case of mistaken ID. It’s Markos Moulitsas Zuniga on vacation pissed at the lack of excitement about the upcoming apotheosis of O!…
Oy, don’t do that, it might break and then yeed have all that fallen Scotch to be lapping up.
Not only don’t I remember it, but I think you are inventing shit.
There was a chimp in the zoo when I was a kid that was prone to that behavior.
It would also beg cigarettes from anyone it saw smoking. Everyone, young and old, thought it was hilarious to watch it smoke.
You’d probably get thrown in jail for giving the poor ape a butt nowadays.
Comment by Rod Serling on 1/15 @ 10:22 pm #
“Remember that Night Gallery episode, where the guy kept flushing his crap down the toilet and it kept returning larger?
No.”
I thought it was a spider getting washed down a kitchen sink.
I thought it was that stack of grading I’m going to have next week.
I thought it was the guy who had the killer garbage disposal. Maybe that was Night Gallery.
I checked the episode list already. I don’t know that show. It sounded not totally plausible. But he made me look.
“Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 1/15 @ 10:44 pm #
I thought it was that stack of grading I’m going to have next week.”
Jeez, SBP. I didn’t know you were in the road construction business!
Look up a Night Gallery episode called “A Deathly Fear of Spiders”.
Good God, do I hate spiders.
Do spider monkeys fling poo?