A German man who met around 150 women in Internet chat rooms went on trial in Germany on Wednesday charged with murdering two of them. Dubbed “Germany’s First Internet Murderer” in the press, he has confessed to the killings, but denies he’s a serial killer.
He only killed a little over one in a hundred of them. Loser.
“I felt remote controlled. I can only say that if Regina hadn’t said things like that to me, and especially if she hadn’t called me a rapist, she would definitely be alive today.”
Oh. Well, then.
He’s no son of Sam, or Zodiac killer…Son of Schultz maybe; he looks like he knows nothing!…
And just what kind of stud would be hangin’ out in a room called “Knuddels”..? I mean, loosely speaking, it’s an idiomatic phrase that means something akin to hugs-n-kisses, but sounds phonetically a lot like “noodles”. If you fancied yourself a playah, ala Diddy et al., Wouldn’t you be lookin’ for a room called “Die menschen mit grosse scwanzstucker” instead..?
Jus’ sayin’
Yeah, how can a homicidal maniac be expected to keep his wits together when there’s women undulating all over the place, mouthing off at him?
For the best play-for-pay, he should have been chatting at “Haus von Schtupp”…
Or maybe bidding for that womynz studies chick from the other day’s post…
“He’s no son of Sam, or Zodiac killer…Son of Schultz maybe; he looks like he knows nothing!…”
Now I know why my father always told me that “Schulz” was the good side of the family…
Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
UPDATE: I can get you a toe.
I wish I had been there after the first one to say “that’s one in a row for Germany’s first internet serial killer.”