Search






Jeff's Amazon.com Wish List

Archive Calendar

November 2024
M T W T F S S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
252627282930  

Archives

Golden Globes [Dan Collins]

They’re back.

I don’t really care, because–as far as I know–I’ve never watched them. I mean the show. On TV. About movies.

I do have to admire this guy’s ability to talk to the face, though.

More on booby traps.

I think that this has something tangential to do with awards, so I’ll just mention that Treacher would appreciate it if you’d vote for him on the weblogawardthingie. It’s not just that he’s funny, though he is that: it’s that he’s also a righteous dude. Also, he made death threats. And nobody’s heard from that Romanian dude in a looooong time.

25 Replies to “Golden Globes [Dan Collins]”

  1. rickinstl says:

    No shit. He’s either gay or a black belt self-hypnotist.

  2. Frank P says:

    Caption: “Would you mind putting that microphone down Honey; I think my hands are about to have an involuntary reaction, and I wouldn’t want them to be titsarepointed.”

  3. Dan Collins says:

    You’re right, Frank. I think this photo sums up something elemental about the relations between men and women.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    This is a post about tits, sphincter movement. Please don’t debase the thread.

  5. Sdferr says:

    Sarah Shahi is must see tv. Just saying.

  6. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    That’s what Dorothy Parker called a “gownless evening strap”.

  7. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    More.

    Almost certainly some NSFW stuff in there.

    What kind of fucked up culture would argue that she needed to wear a burqa?

  8. Sdferr says:

    Well, globes, astrophysically speaking. You know, those things that make the world go around? Go around? No. I meant, spin deliriously around, sorry…..

  9. Darleen says:

    Other acting nominees include Angelina Jolie for “Changeling” and romantic partner Brad Pitt for “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”

    Curious phrase of choice.

  10. Jeffersonian says:

    Curious phrase of choice.

    Surely out of sensitivity for other Tinseltown hookups that have the expected longevity of a fruitfly.

  11. B Moe says:

    Oh, you mean the picture?

    Another fucking Einstein, must be our lucky day.

  12. Patrick Carroll says:

    Mmmmmm…boobies.

    Well, there was blue, there were boobies….

  13. Sdferr says:

    Stink from the NYT piece:

    But Israeli tactics have caused civilian casualties that have created an international uproar, both in the Arab world and the West.

    Israeli tactics have caused. Not Hamas tactics caused, no, couldn’t be, not possible, don’t even think such a thing. Pssshaw folks, Hamas wouldn’t endanger civilians! Heavens! Never!

  14. Rob Crawford says:

    That has nothing to do with boobies, Sdferr.

  15. Bob Reed says:

    Ms Shahi is rather fetching…But golden globes; no sir…

    Silver maybe, but golden-not…

    She looks much better in the search results SBP linked…

    But beauty appraisal, like art, is subjective; regardless of the intent of the assessed!

  16. Sdferr says:

    I blame Dan for adding a stupid Times link. I don’t go looking at Times links on my own anymore.

    Bob, in general, I think she looks far better on the tv show she’s working in. I don’t know why that is but I do feel that way.

  17. comatus says:

    De gustibus, your keister.
    Those are some sad, sorry flapjacks right there. Fried eggs, no yolk.

  18. Sdferr says:

    Oh, Bob, are you thinking Dan’s posted photo is Ms. Shahi (cause she ain’t)? SBP’s are sure ‘nough.

    I may make mention of that show “Life”, Bob, which if you haven’t seen it on the tv, you can now watch rightcheer on your monitor through the astounding wonders of the high speed internet. For a pleasant look at Ms Shahi, let me recommend the first few minutes of this episode, “Evil… .and his brother Ziggy”

  19. Bob Reed says:

    Well, I’ll take your word for it Sdferr; the wife and I watch little commercial TV outside of documentaries, sports, news, and, of course, aircraft and aerospace porn (Discovery, Military channel, etc)…

    And, if it’s in the NY Times, then I’m certain it is among the least flattering of shots that could have been used-for free that is!

    Like I said, she’s rather fetching indeed…But, while I don’t insist that a lady’s beauty lie in her, ahem, pneumatic stature, I prefer the more voluptuous type…

    Eye of the beholder, and all that…

    All the best

  20. Bob Reed says:

    Gee, then who is the lady in the picture Dan posted..?

    Do you know, Sdferr? If not, who is it Dan..?

  21. Sdferr says:

    They pulled down the pic and its caption shortly after Dan posted it Bob and I’m drawing a blank on her name…… lemme see, ah yes Samantha Harris is it.

  22. Bob Reed says:

    Thanks for the info and the link. Never heard of her ’til now, but as I noted, the wife and I live in a different world-so to speak. After work, family (both of ours are large!), religion, socializing, martial arts, serving on the neighborhood council, and recreational reading, the little time left over is spent catching a little TV, surfing the net, eating and sleeping!

    Sometimes I feel like my life is waaaaaaaay too scheduled!

    Best Wishes

  23. Cave Bear says:

    Hm….

    Looks a little too anorexic/hyperthyroid for me. And her boobies are a little too saggy and flat looking. But to each his own…:)

  24. Dan Collins says:

    Are you saying you wouldn’t have gawked?

Comments are closed.