Sea Kittens Dine [Dan Collins]

My land-bass had ham this morning as I was out of land-bass food.

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We’re expecting you.
Love, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
It’s the Love Boat-ah! It’s the Love Boat-ah!

I hear the Sea Kittens have a taste for khat, and you can get a taste of it from those yummy yummy pirates.

It is like when woman flash their breasts at the guy playing Captain Jack Sparow in the Disney parade…or maybe not.

Ah the Somali pirates are swimmin’ with the fishes, eh…

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of fellows…

I don’t know what I like more, this result, or the fantasy image of their launches meeting the business end of a 5 inch gun…

All this talk about sea-kittens, but who will speak for the sea-monkeys?

The Sea Monkey King will appoint an ambassador in due course.

Land lubbers!

Ace is reporting that if don’t ask don’t tell is repealed that 10% of the armed forces won’t relinist.I don’t think it that big a deal.Every Marine knows every friggin sailor in the Navy is as queer as Glenn Greenwald at Carnival in Rio.It is annoying when at sea for six months on what might as well be Rosie’s Cruise, but they put up with it.The key is making sure there is no overt stuff going on beyond what is going on already (which is pretty overt).

This is arguably off topic but the whole kittens of the sea/pirate thing makes it kinda relevant.

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I’ve got a better name: AQUA PUSSY!