10 Replies to “Sea Kittens Dine [Dan Collins]”

1. SarahW says:

   January 10, 2009 at 9:41 am

   My land-bass had ham this morning as I was out of land-bass food.

2. Joe says:

   January 10, 2009 at 11:13 am

   Love, exciting and new
   Come Aboard. We’re expecting you.
   Love, life’s sweetest reward.
   Let it flow, it floats back to you.

   Love Boat soon will be making another run
   The Love Boat promises something for everyone
   Set a course for adventure,
   Your mind on a new romance.

   Love won’t hurt anymore
   It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
   Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

   Love Boat soon will be making another run
   The Love Boat promises something for everyone
   Set a course for adventure,
   Your mind on a new romance.

   Love won’t hurt anymore
   It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
   It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s
   LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
   It’s the Love Boat-ah! It’s the Love Boat-ah!

3. Joe says:

   January 10, 2009 at 11:15 am

   I hear the Sea Kittens have a taste for khat, and you can get a taste of it from those yummy yummy pirates.

   It is like when woman flash their breasts at the guy playing Captain Jack Sparow in the Disney parade…or maybe not.

4. Bob Reed says:

   January 10, 2009 at 11:36 am

   Ah the Somali pirates are swimmin’ with the fishes, eh…

   Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of fellows…

   I don’t know what I like more, this result, or the fantasy image of their launches meeting the business end of a 5 inch gun…

5. Jaded-One says:

   January 10, 2009 at 12:10 pm

   All this talk about sea-kittens, but who will speak for the sea-monkeys?

6. McGehee says:

   January 10, 2009 at 1:06 pm

   The Sea Monkey King will appoint an ambassador in due course.

7. Jeffersonian says:

   January 10, 2009 at 1:28 pm

   Land lubbers!

8. Joe says:

   January 10, 2009 at 4:52 pm

   Ace is reporting that if don’t ask don’t tell is repealed that 10% of the armed forces won’t relinist. I don’t think it that big a deal. Every Marine knows every friggin sailor in the Navy is as queer as Glenn Greenwald at Carnival in Rio. It is annoying when at sea for six months on what might as well be Rosie’s Cruise, but they put up with it. The key is making sure there is no overt stuff going on beyond what is going on already (which is pretty overt).

   This is arguably off topic but the whole kittens of the sea/pirate thing makes it kinda relevant.

9. Steynian 307 « Free Canuckistan! says:

   January 14, 2009 at 7:24 am

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10. Torley says:

    January 15, 2009 at 10:16 am

    I’ve got a better name: AQUA PUSSY!

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