Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Narayan told neighbors she was a “jealous wife” but she hadn’t meant to kill him when she doused the sleeping man‘s genitals with an alcohol-based solvent and then set him on fire.
Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: “I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. … I didn’t mean this to happen.”
I anxiously await the Lifetime movie.
Burning Desire?
Girls Have a Button, Boys Have a Pole?
Cold Love, Hot Balls?
Goodness gracious… GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!
um… ow!
Looks like Amynda has a new hero.
Your Wiener, My Wiener
“Looks like Amynda has a new hero.”
Yes and no. I doubt she’d want the meme that men claim ownership over womyn’s bodies upset by evidence that womyn maintain similar sentiments. More than symbolically castrating men? She’s all over that.
“I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. …”
Now, see, I think this is kind of hot . . . right up to the part where she douses it with solvent and lights it ablaze.
Couldn’t she have just asked him to get a tattoo or something?
“Property of Rajini Narayan”.
Let’s get current with a theme song:
Kings of Leon – “This Sex is on Fire”
Hunk-a-hunk-a-burnin’-love
I don’t understand why she didn’t just sue for divorce based on mental cruelty; due to both watching him hug a neighbor and teh patriarchy. She could have avoided jail and cleaned him out at the same time!
I mean, it would have worked here, at least in most large states; and Australia is socially much more progressive than the US.
Higamous, hogamous,
women are arsonists
Smokin’ gun?
Talk about yer hot sex……
Well, he’s got a hot rod now.
I think I speak for all guys when I say: OWWWW!
That hurts to read about…
Brings a whole new meaning to crotch rocket.
***makes note to self****
Talk to the missus about removing all flamable substances from the immediete premises before actually igniting my genitalia. Maybe provide me with a track shoe in order to extinguish the flames.
“Doctor, there’s this burning sensation around my penis.”
“That would be the paint-thinner your lunatic girlfriend poured on it and lit.”
Track shoe? One with spikes?!
Arsonists huh. And here I’d always thought they tended to be quiet poisoners. Or perhaps this is a specifically Indian thing. Sort of a Sati reversal if you will.
Nah. I blame the cocoa puffs.
A hedgehog should be sufficient, Sicky.
The first thing any reasonable man can do when he gets married is to demand that his wife NEVER watch Lifetime or Oprah. I did, and I have been happily married now for 7 years.
PS. My first wife loved Lifetime – she had to go.
#21
Amen, Brother. Any woman who enjoys Lifetime, Oxygen, or any other man-hating enterprise is waving the lil red “I’m-a-raving-psycho-who-will-fry-your-penis-off-until-you-die” flag.
Track shoe? One with spikes?!
Hell yes, one with spikes. You gotta do something to allow yourself to forget about the burn.
Time to get back to work on my million-dollar idea:
The “Fireproof Strap-on Panic Room for the Johnson” (ball compartment sold separately)
Catchy
See? I cannot overemphasize the importance of paying attention to those early signals; the handcuffs, the ball gag, the tying-up, bound and blindfolded hostage games, they all mean something.
“Honey, do I smoke after sex?”
“Hold on a minute……”
Re #25 bour3
You wouldn’t happen to have her name and address, would you?
This just in, dateline Chappaqua, NY: Former president Bill Clinton has just publicly sworn off using cigars as sex toys. “Wouldn’t want Hillary to get confused. Heh.”
Greetings:
Back in the Bronx of my youth, this was called the “I was just standing on the corner, cleaning my knife, when he ran up and jumped on it 27 times” defense.
Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire?
I predict she will get little or no jail time. She’s a woman. She’s held to a lower standard under the law.
And I wonder if it would be so funny if a man killed his wife by running a red-hot iron poker up her vagina. Think about it.
I’d rather not, Jeff.
As for whether or not this episode is funny … well, you do know Dan is a psychopath, right?
Damn, Jeff Y., that’s far too much copalgia don’t you think?
I’d rather think of it as a gentleman’s garden rather than a fireplace, myself.
My Love Is On Fire – Stevie Wonder
Oh, wait. Ring of Fire is probably more appropriate the morning after indulging in too much habanero hot sauce.
Sorry, I got nothin’..
Remember, according to a scientific survey of made-for-Lifetime TV movies, five out of every three men is a rapist.
I’m so very glad my wife despises Oprah.