“The Europeans brought parsnips to the United States in the 16th century, but to this day, they are not as popular with Americans as their carrot cousins.”
Arise ye prisoners of starvation
Arise ye toilers of the earth
For reason thunders new creation
`Tis a better world in birth.
Never more traditions’ chains shall bind us
Arise ye toilers no more in thrall
The earth shall rise on new foundations
We are naught but we shall be all.
Then comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale
Unites the human race.
An alarming new trend is being set on the streets of European capitals as thousands of innocent Autos are murdered in cold blood. Not content with the age old youthful practice of “egging” and “soap-writing”, European youth have taken it upon themselves to carry out a campaign of l’autocide, flipping and burning to death, or punching out their lights and burning to death, or just plain burning to death unsuspecting cars as they sleep. A spokesmachine for the Automobile Union of the European Union, or AUEU says “Our members are afraid to be parked anywhere. Something must be done and soon.”
Where does Hank Paulson park his car? Or Barney Frank? (I am sure the Secret Service has the Bush-mobiles covered..) If I could get a change to key one of them? All that American’s can do in that realm of expression as I am sure Lieberman’s Brownshirts at Homeland Security (TM) will prevent Americans expressing themselves via inflammatory substances.
anyway, More English Professors might be a stimulant for the economy doncha think? Let’s have a bipartisan push to employ Jeff at the barricades at Deficit U. And hire that Debbie lady that he unemployed while we’re at it, so it’ll be bipartisan.
………and a little red book.
Ought to make for good sighting…
or a koran.
But they’re tradin’ in the jackboots for Birkenstocks!
As I’ve observed before, shirts made of hemp cloth are still brown.
“The Europeans brought parsnips to the United States in the 16th century, but to this day, they are not as popular with Americans as their carrot cousins.”
They have a good start on “green collar” leadership with Carol Browner as the Energy/Environment Czar. She is not only Clinton’s former head of the EPA but also an official and member of the Socialist International Commission for a Sustainable World Society.
Watermelons ascendant!
In song rejoice.
Arise ye prisoners of starvation
Arise ye toilers of the earth
For reason thunders new creation
`Tis a better world in birth.
Never more traditions’ chains shall bind us
Arise ye toilers no more in thrall
The earth shall rise on new foundations
We are naught but we shall be all.
Then comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale
Unites the human race.
Meanwhile in other fashion news:
An alarming new trend is being set on the streets of European capitals as thousands of innocent Autos are murdered in cold blood. Not content with the age old youthful practice of “egging” and “soap-writing”, European youth have taken it upon themselves to carry out a campaign of l’autocide, flipping and burning to death, or punching out their lights and burning to death, or just plain burning to death unsuspecting cars as they sleep. A spokesmachine for the Automobile Union of the European Union, or AUEU says “Our members are afraid to be parked anywhere. Something must be done and soon.”
Over to you, Dan.
Great! That’ll stimulate the economy!
Saving the world from Renault. One car at a time.
Car burning in Switzerland? Not so much. I wonder why?
Where does Hank Paulson park his car? Or Barney Frank? (I am sure the Secret Service has the Bush-mobiles covered..) If I could get a change to key one of them? All that American’s can do in that realm of expression as I am sure Lieberman’s Brownshirts at Homeland Security (TM) will prevent Americans expressing themselves via inflammatory substances.
anyway, More English Professors might be a stimulant for the economy doncha think? Let’s have a bipartisan push to employ Jeff at the barricades at Deficit U. And hire that Debbie lady that he unemployed while we’re at it, so it’ll be bipartisan.