Search






Jeff's Amazon.com Wish List

Archive Calendar

November 2024
M T W T F S S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
252627282930  

Archives

Where is Jeff?

Why, right here, of course! But only for a moment — and only to wish you all a happy and safe New Year!

When you next hear from me, I should have the first draft of a novel(la) done, the subject of which is either intentionalism and the manipulation of interpretation brought about by its denial or dismissal as the de facto state of being for speech acts; or else Jesus tacos.

Depends on who you ask.

Wish me luck!

60 Replies to “Where is Jeff?”

  1. Good Luck! and Happy New Year!

  2. Pablo says:

    Work some Pico de Judas in there and I’ll take 3! Happy Gnu Year!

  3. nathan says:

    Good Luck, Jeff! Best wishes for the New Year. May you find success in 2009 doing what you so obviously love. And thanks again for a great year at PW.

  4. Darleen says:

    Happy New Year, boss!!

    Woohoo, you’re writing! Awesome, best of luck and I so look forward to crossing your palm with filthy lucre for the privilege of reading it.

  5. Bob Reed says:

    Jesus tacos? You’re writing a cookbook? Well, I can’t deny that it made folks like Emeril and Racheal Ray a ton of cash!

    Seriously though, Happy New Year! Many happy returns to you and yours. Best of luck in all you undertake in the new year.

    And a hearty Happy New Year! to all the PWers too

  6. Sdferr says:

    Glad to wish you good luck, so, mazel tov, bonne chance, viel glück, and right along with ’em Happy New Year!

  7. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Happy New Year, Jeff. That is fantastic about the novel(a). Good luck! I can’t wait to read it.

    And Happy New Year to all you other knuckleheads in this here joint. Thanks for all the knowledge and the laughs. A great combination if ever there was one.

  8. Slartibartfast says:

    HNY, J!

    (I’m saving up spare letters for my book, should I choose to write one)

  9. thor says:

    The kid eats a full plate of Celine and the next day he’s shitting out novels. Bukowski, Palahnuik, Ellis, again and again the cycle continues.

    It better have an outlaw edge, Swan, or I’ll request a refund from Amazon.

  10. SarahW says:

    Black eyed peas are supposed to be good for advances.

  11. geoffb says:

    Best wishes and a Happy New Year to you.

    From one who works so others can PARTY!

  12. SarahW says:

    Oh, and baybee come back.

    (link is to my pick for PW theme song of 2008)

  13. Ira says:

    Will you be writing mostly at your desk or on the symbian? Just innocently wondering.

  14. Mossberg500 says:

    Happy New Year, Jeff, and to all PWers!

  15. TaiChiWawa says:

    Chapter 1

    Taco de Facto was for all intents and purposes the ethnic food king of Miami — at least that is what I was led to believe…

  16. Ana says:

    And here I’d thought you’d gone to Israel to fuck up Hamas.

    It could happen.

    HE HAS NINJA SKILLZ!

  17. Matt says:

    Happy New Year, Jeff.

    And, in case you missed it, Congratulations.

  18. Jeff G. says:

    Thanks, Matt, but the weblog awards are a cruel and very foul besoiling of the soul. I want no part of them — or of anything that places Balloon Juice in the running for best of anything, other than douchebaggery.

    Ggah. Please, make no more mention of those things. At the end of each year, they drive me into a hiatus.

  19. BobM. says:

    I have to ask: what are Jesus tacos?

  20. Lt. York says:

    Yikes…ok, no [s]soup[/s] vote for YOU!

    Seriously, Happy New Year to all.

  21. Jeff G. says:

    By the way, PJM is going to call me back about my “OUTLAW Minute” show idea 3 weeks ago. I can’t wait!

    Oh. And the answer is sybian.

  22. zoy clem says:

    Jeff,

    Happy New Year and best of luck with the novel. Thanks for the mention earlier in the year. The guys at our site really got a kick out it. This is still my favorite site for thoughtful writing so I hope you decide to stay with it even after your novel takes off. Cheers!

  23. Jeff G. says:

    But enough. I have to re-read a bunch of novellas to get me into the right frame of mind. Then, I hope to bang out the draft in a couple weeks.

    Because I’m both lazy and impatient, I’ll self-publish. You know, move outside the system, OUTLAW style.

    Then I can pass on the savings to all of you — who most assuredly will be thanked in the acknowledgments. Not by name, of course. That could get unwieldy. But with something like, “and last, I’d like to thank myself for creating protein wisdom, a site that allows many people to come by and wait for me to write things. So thank you, Jeff! You fucking ROCK!”

  24. thor says:

    OK, so you need a blurb.

    Goldstein’s Hiatus is an awe inspiring manifesto of grief and reason. Idyllic compassion reveals itself within the author’s self-observed conflicts of his own “Goldsteinian” principles. His distinctive voice, alas, is found at the impact of self-discovery, “trolls? But are they trolls if I like reading them?” The compelling message board drama-based first work of Goldstein is an indelible mark forged from the angst of unprecedented drama.

    Don’t say I never contributed nothin’ since you this blurb comes free of charge.

  25. Jeff G. says:

    Oh. And thanks to all who sent their well-wishes. I’ve had family in town for the last week, and next week my son turns 5, so we’ve been getting his party together, so forgive me for not getting back to you personally. I really am appreciative.

    Special thanks go out to Carin for her thoughtful card, JD for the phone message, Thor for the books, and Brett for cabbage.

    2009 is year of the OUTLAW. Bedeck yourselves in leather and denim and get ready to ride.

  26. MAJ (P) John says:

    I’ll have to skip the leather and denim, but I can pull a mean convoy escort…

  27. thor says:

    message board drama-based

  28. thor says:

    Books? Never any books. I hate you and you hate me. Stick to the script, damnit!

  29. Mossberg500 says:

    Has anyone heard from happyfeet?

  30. ushie says:

    “Oh. And the answer is sybian.”

    Is this the alternate spelling of lesbian? I’m really looking forward to your book, then!

  31. Blitz says:

    Good luck Jeff, and Happy New Year to everyone here. All the best to you and yours in the coming year! (yes, even YOU Thor, you jerk)

  32. Merry New Year.

    I’m off to embarrass myself in front of people who know what I look like instead of, you know, the usual.

    Take it easy in the new year Jeff, but take it.

  33. T&T says:

    Jeff,
    Happy new year, guy! I’m looking forward to reading your work. Best wishes for it all.

    Oh, and happy birthday to [your son]. 5 already? It doesn’t seem possible.

    T&T

  34. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Looking forward to reading it, Jeff!

  35. dre says:

    “or else Jesus tacos. ”

    A Soylent Green Manifesto.

  36. dicentra says:

    Depends on who you ask.

    <pedant>whom! whom!</pedant>

  37. Carin says:

    Yea! I had this horrible thought the other day that I’d copied the wrong address AGAIN.

  38. Jeff G. says:

    I was writing colloquially, pedant.

  39. Carin says:

    Then I can pass on the savings to all of you — who most assuredly will be thanked in the acknowledgments. Not by name, of course. That could get unwieldy. But with something like, “and last, I’d like to thank myself for creating protein wisdom, a site that allows many people to come by and wait for me to write things. So thank you, Jeff!

    I think many of us could overlook your failure to acknowledge us, as long as you said something pithy regarding thorazine being an asshole.

  40. Swen Swenson says:

    Jesus tacos? is this the Spanglish edition of the Jeffrey Dahmer cookbook?

  41. Swen Swenson says:

    Oh. And the answer is sybian.

    What can I say? Ride’m c’boy!

  42. Swen Swenson says:

    Think of it as a mechanical bull for girls..

  43. guinsPen says:

    Godspeed, Jack !

  44. Seth Williams says:

    Luck.

    Should be good either way: Jesus tacos or that wordy stuff.

  45. MAJ (P) John says:

    Indeed – I hope Happyfeet is having a better time. He came through for me when I wasn’t having so fun atime…wish I could do the same for him.

  46. Makewi says:

    Happy New Year all!

  47. JHoward says:

    Actually, the kid eats a full plate of Celine and the next day he’s shitting out Yanni. That’s a warning.

  48. B Moe says:

    The kid eats a full plate of Celine and the next day he’s shitting out novels.Bukowski, Palahnuik, Ellis, again and again the cycle continues.

    There is at least one thing we can agree on.

  49. SDN says:

    Happy New Year, Jeff.

    BTW, was that you driving the car full of hookers and Rumpelminze, with a scaly hood ornament pole dancing on the antenna, that went by my house last night?

  50. serr8d says:

    HN-2009-Y Jeff, and best of luck with the novella.

    “Never get out of bed before noon” -Bukowski’s advice, that I should’ve followed today.

  51. MarkD says:

    Happy New Year. Does the book have any hot chicks? Armadillos? Ninjas? Buried treasure? Or is it one of those books, the kind that never make it to the big screen? Deathless prose, the kind nothing can kill, the stuff that makes you want to bleach your eyeballs?

    Just asking. I’ll read it anyway, just to see if it has the secret of the armadillo death touch hidden on page 1239 in the annotated bibliography.

  52. N. O'Brain says:

    Happy Ne’erday, everyone.

  53. guinsPen says:

    <Oh, and baybee come back

    MayBee, too.

  54. N. O'Brain says:

    repost:

    Just got an e-mail from Matt the Marine, he had an explosive New Year celebration involving a couple EOD guys, 70 gallons of diesel and many many explosives.

    Film at 11. (I hope)

  55. N. O'Brain says:

    Oh, and a mushroom cloud.

  56. Mikey NTH says:

    Luck.

  57. Mikey NTH says:

    #56:

    And much luck to Matt.
    My nephew Nathan the Marine will find out where he’s going this year.

  58. thorine says:

    #

    Comment by JHoward on 1/1 @ 6:45 am #

    Actually, the kid eats a full plate of Celine and the next day he’s shitting out Yanni. That’s a warning.

    The Goncourt was out-right stolen from Celine for his first work . He lobbied for it. Every one thought it was his. I’ve always thought France’s literary elite shunning his first two works left a massive scar on his ego, and this was a man who would have been better served with less scars not more. The reason the elitny stole his due was they didn’t like his street argot stylings, well, that and all the else. I think this is key for you to understand since you no doubt will never take the time to read the modernist greats such as Celine, too busy bit-torrenting Yanni’s latest no doubt.

    The mere mention of Celine’s name to certain feminist professors of the humanities risks incurring one’s name being dropped during an anonymous call to the campus security’s rape hotline. Celine’s never been liked by the PC crowd. He wasn’t liked by the PC crowd before there was a PC crowd. You either enjoy him or wish him to be eternally drop-kicked in the balls in a fiery afterlife.

Comments are closed.