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Escalation [Dan Collins]

What happens when Venus and Mars are improperly aligned?

27 Replies to “Escalation [Dan Collins]”

  1. panther girl says:

    This is great Dan! Thanks for passing it along.

  2. Bob Reed says:

    Dan,
    That was pretty darn good. Not exactly the repartee of Hepburn and Tracy, but I suppose it’s the cuurent generational permutation…

    Looks kinda like some of the threads that develop around here!

  3. Pablo says:

    You say potato, I say spud gun. Let’s call the whole thing off.

    Hilarious.

  4. Bob Reed says:

    That’s a riot Pablo,

    I should get one to keep the neighbors teenage kids, in line…

    Since here in NYC they would take a dim view of rock-salt shotgun loads…

  5. SarahW says:

    I’m having ginger tea. All day. It’s penance, I Ate a whole bag of pretzel chips last night. And a pack of crystallized ginger.
    And some frosting after the santa cake incident. And a half-dozen fresh baked gingermen.

  6. SarahW says:

    On the other hand, I used a star-trek episode to win an argument about court reporters today. Then lost it the same way, as ironically it proved the value of live stenographers.

  7. Pablo says:

    Completely off topic, It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

    The New York Times Co’s (NYT.N) November advertising revenue fell 20 percent, the company said on Wednesday, illustrating how the financial crisis is aggravating dizzying revenue declines at U.S. newspapers.

    Ad revenue at the publisher’s New York Times Media Group, which includes the Times newspaper, fell 21.2 percent from a year earlier because of a drop in real estate and jobs classified advertising.

    Total company revenue fell 13.9 percent.

    Stupid subprime lending!

  8. SarahW says:

    I’m all for space-travel and warpfactor five and locking phasers on target.

  9. SarahW says:

    Mm. Tea is delicious.

  10. SarahW says:

    Paper of record, what is to become of you.

  11. Darleen says:

    that was awesome… I’m still laughing.

    Oooo… SarahW, what was argument? Original ST or the fairly lame NG episodes?

    (I always thought Heinlein’s Fair Witness professionals were great update on court stenographers)

  12. Darleen says:

    BTW, my tea at the moment is Republic of Teas’ Blackberry Sage.

  13. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I’m still on Twining’s English Breakfast.

    Also OT: most awesomest Christmas song EVAR!!1!!

  14. Pablo says:

    I think I might go with Long Island Iced.

  15. SarahW says:

    Spies, yay to the Christmas song!

    Darleen, The Original Series, but of course! In fact, the episode in question was the court martial of Kirk, which included pilot clips.

    I was trying to convince my husband that court stenographers were obsolete.

  16. TaiChiWawa says:

    As she sipped her tea, her brother, Gregor, awoke in the next room, combed out his antennae, gingerly shook his gimpy right metathoracic leg, then slowly crawled up the wall, making an alien clattering sound as he went…

  17. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a tea-drinking asthmatic slut must be in want of a lithium fusion missile.

  18. geoffb says:

    SarahW,

    I think IIRC it was the court martial of Spock but I maybe wrong. And now that I’ve revealed that geekiness I’ll say back in the 90’s I bought the ST pilot on laserdisc.

    The “Chamomile Tea” story is very funny and that is my favorite tea. It doesn’t remind me of anyone when I drink it though.

  19. N. O'Brain says:

    “(I always thought Heinlein’s Fair Witness professionals were great update on court stenographers)”

    So, um, Darleen, you doing anything New Year’s Eve?

    Seeing as how my wife is going to, er, ummmm, just recently passed away and all?

  20. N. O'Brain says:

    I also denounce myself.

    30th anneversary next year and all…..

  21. geoffb says:

    “What happens when Venus and Mars are improperly aligned?”

    Soon it will be the “Age of Obama”.
    Then the moon will be in the Seventh House.
    And Jupiter will align with Mars.
    And peace will guide the planets.
    And love will steer the stars.

  22. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Chamomile tea tastes like boiled weeds.

  23. B Moe says:

    Probably because that is what it is.

  24. ExDip says:

    Spies – not bad on the Christmas song, but check out this beaut:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFCRCWfguv4

    Teh awesome.

  25. SDN says:

    Actually, there was also a Kirk court martial episode, where he’s accused of jettisoning a crewman prematurely.

  26. SDN says:

    And here’s a link to watch the original series online.

  27. Swen Swenson says:

    Meh.. Here’s the best Christmas song of the year.

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