Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
We’ve got another demand for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
Twelve percent raise and medical free
What do you get from Loompas on strike?
Scabs getting beat and their head on pike
Let’s work together and do what we can
To keep out cheaper chocolates from Japan
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no market share
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
Don’t move the plant to Mississippi
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
I could tell you story after story.
Let’s just say the unions are dumb enough to negotiate themselves and their workers right out of a job, and right into bankruptcy. It’s like self-immolation.
Union leaders no longer care for workers, just power.
Mafia, union, political party.
Remind me again of the differences?
They are so subtle…
Pity whangdoodles are so rare..
Wonka justified his enslavement of the Oompa Loompas after making up charges of rivals’ unauthorized surveillance of Wonka Factory output. But as everyone knows, those supposed “rivals” worked for Wonka himself.
But go ahead, tell the “downsized” Mr. Bucket to keep screwing on those toothpaste tops for non-union wages.
Bastard!
Pure unadulterated evil, you are.