A pair of gay penguins thrown out of their zoo colony for repeatedly stealing eggs have been given some of their own to look after following a protest by animal rights groups.
Last month the birds were segregated after they were caught placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs.
But angry visitors to Polar Land in Harbin, northern China, complained it wasn’t fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers and urged zoo bosses to give them a chance.
If either of the chicks is a female, they may dash out its brains.
The one commentor had it right – anthropomorphizing. Ridiculous!
Angry visitors should have a say in how animals who have been plucked out of their natural habitat, and held prisoner in an animal concentration camp, will be allowed to deal with their intricate sexual orientations.
Let’s have a zoo for gay people. So angry visitors can observe them in an unnatural natural habitat.
Oh wait. That’s Frisco.
Speaking of which, I’m surprised that neither Dan, Darleen, or the other headliners haven’t talked up the show “Whale Wars” – wherein self-appointed Shepherds protect whales from the eeevil Japanese whaling fleet.
It’s like watching “Deadliest Catch” but hoping that these jackasses fall overboard or that the ship hits an iceberg.
If you’re a Comcast subscriber, and you’ve finished watching the “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” episodes, Whale Wars is available on the Free Episodes section.
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I saw commercials for that and saw the guys throwing stuff at the Japanese whaling vessels. Then they would actually get all “scared” and huffy when the Japanese actually did anything in retaliation. God damn hippies. I wanted them to fall overboard and be eaten by the whale.
Speaking of which, I’m surprised that neither Dan, Darleen, or the other headliners haven’t talked up the show “Whale Wars†– wherein self-appointed Shepherds protect whales from the eeevil Japanese whaling fleet.
I’ve been meaning to in the Pub. It’s high-seas piracy, plain and simple. Japan would be justified in sinking the attacking vessels.