By now you’ve probably heard that Madonna will pay Guy Ritchie $75 million as part of their divorce settlement, which makes hers the most expensive English accent ever acquired and him the best-paid personal trainer, but my friend Bruce Majors has to pile on the schadenfreude and point out this video of the Material Girl prefiguring the rest of her career by falling on her ass in Brazil. I like to imagine Gleens were there, reacting in dismay.
Thirty years of self-refashioning and studying the Kabbalah and she ends up the soul-mate of a baseball player? Sheesh. Let me know when La Paglia pronounces.
thorstain comments that Dan has no idea what Madonna has gone through in life in 5, 4, 3…
BTW, let’s get it out of the way…redumblicans!
Sharon Stone(d) would deem it karma.
Madonna and ilk forget that you get old.
And her thighs and arms look really kind of wierd, too.
Could happen to a nicer gap toothed washed up skank. She fell on her what? Pick a spot. She’s all ass.
Make that couldn’t happen….
Everyone stand back! She’s got a vagina and she’s willing to use it!
$75 million? Somehow even that doesn’t seem enough for 8 years with Madonna.
Thirty years of self-refashioning and studying the Kabbalah and she ends up the soul-mate of a baseball player?
Fortuneately, her Plan B is to be the spiritual advisor to Britney Spears.
I hope someone has pointed out to A-Rod that Canseco has already had that…In the 80’s!
But, you know, Alex is younger, so she can keep up with Demi Moore on that score, and he’s far more buffed than that doofus Ashton Keuchler…
And he might be wealthier too…Until his ex’s attorneys get through with hime…
But he does score high on the diversity scorecard; so he’s got that going for him…
I like her. She works very hard. She’s politically sort of stunted and you can’t tell her nothing cause I don’t think she has very good listening skills. But I like her.
Don’t settle for second-best, baby, put your love to the test…
Make him express how he feels, then you’ll know your love is real…