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AlGore Warns teh Children [Dan Collins]

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20 Replies to “AlGore Warns teh Children [Dan Collins]”

  1. B Moe says:

    Can we call this guy a quack, yet?

    Since he is directly profiting from this bullshit I want to know why we can’t call him a fraud.

    And then prosecute for same.

  2. Sdferr says:

    Jesus. And people are openly wondering whether Blagojevich is nuts with this guy wandering around loose?

  3. happyfeet says:

    He might could just be doing pre-buzz for a planned David Copperfield special on NBC I think.

  4. Bob Reed says:

    Does Al know that the caps have recovered quicker, and thicker, than usual..?

    Of course, he’s just repeating the Sorelian lie…

    Forget about Blagojevich, Al is either nuts or a mendacious con-man…

    Yeah, it’s the latter!

  5. Jeffersonian says:

    The fact that we’re not allowing ourselves to be stampeded by this mountebank is just another example of the right’s war on intellectuals. Like Algore.

  6. happyfeet says:

    Our new dirty socialist ruling class has been a lot more careful this time around to say they won’t sign a climate deal if China etc. aren’t on board to some extent. I’m not sure what that means but it’s a new wrinkle of whatever significance. I think they’re finally remembering that Clinton refused to even let them vote on Kyoto cause they would have emphatically rejected it. NPR is gonna be shocked to learn about all this.

  7. Swen Swenson says:

    Al Gore: Living proof that they really do stick a syringe in your ear and suck out your brains before they give you a degree in journalism.

  8. geoffb says:

    Gore = Grinch, before the nice ending.

  9. B Moe says:

    Al Gore isn’t a socialist, he is getting rich selling carbon credits to these retards, he is the modern version of the old time snake oil salesman, just without the tar and feathers.

  10. happyfeet says:

    He seems more of a traveling revivalist type to me. Either way I bet Tipper is just glad to have him out of the house so much. He’s really grown into quite the bloated slothlike beast looks like. What Mr. Gore will never be is wizened I don’t think.

  11. irongrampa says:

    Wrong, guys. People like Gore exist as a living demo that stupidity is ,indeed, painless.

  12. J."Trashman" Peden says:

    Waxing nostalgic, why, I remember where I was when I first heard Al give a speech totally in the “I’m possessed and in serious need of an exorcism” mode, during which time all he did was literally growl out the words! It was sometime back in the late 90’s, and I was driving down the Imnaha River Rd.. It was clear that something seemed to have gone seriously wrong “in the membrane”* , and I was very impressed, indeed.

    * Two LIve Crew – “he’s insane in the membrane, the man’s insane, he’s got no brain.”

  13. B Moe says:

    I thought Big Al was retarded too, until I found out about this:
    http://tinyurl.com/2p2roy

  14. buzz says:

    In a just world, Al would be run out on a rail in 6 years. In this world, he will point out at whatever Obama does as the reason why the North pole is still there. Even though nothing real will be accomplished.

  15. Bender Bending Rodriguez says:

    * Two LIve Crew – “he’s insane in the membrane, the man’s insane, he’s got no brain.”

    Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oooooh, no, sorry, the answer we were looking for was Cypress Hill. Cypress Hill. We would’ve also accepted the Connells for their cover version.

    /Trebek

  16. Mossberg500 says:

    “It’s not easy being green, but it sure is profitable”-Kermit the Gore

  17. Roland THTG says:

    I’m gonna chop down my trees and burn them for heat, unless everyone sends me a dollar.

  18. Roland THTG says:

    Make that a dollar a day.
    That’s right, for less than the price of a gallon of gas, you can help save these trees.
    I will send you a picture of the tree you are helping to save.

  19. Slartibartfast says:

    C’mon people: it’s global climate change. Get with the program!

  20. BJTexs says:

    Yeesh, just have him change his name to Nostragorus and give him a two hour info-show on the Scifi channel. Have one of the faux psychics introduce him.

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