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The Beauty of a Woman [Dan Collins]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

A woman multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

Why is this important for every man to know?

Because if you give her any crap, you need be ready to receive a ton of shit in return.

11 Replies to “The Beauty of a Woman [Dan Collins]”

  1. Roland THTG says:

    If you give her a bucket of ice cream; well, we know what happens after that.

  2. Pablo says:

    A woman multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    Try that with a $100 bill. Or a raging boner.

  3. Cave Bear says:

    Truer words were never spoken…:)

    And I speak with the voice of experience in this regard…

  4. SarahW says:

    Make that a box of sugar-free popsicles and I can make those disappear. Also if you give me a car I’m likely to drve to Charlotte or something.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    Give her an inch and she’ll complain.

  6. Bob Reed says:

    Dan, this is true wisdom…

    Surely it is written by one who has been long married…And discovered how to ensure that it is a truly happy one…

    Best Wishes

  7. Wind Rider says:

    Give her the world, and she’ll spend the next 30 years telling you what’s wrong with it.

  8. Amynda M. says:

    I’m really getting sick and tired of you godbothering fundie wingnuts othering womyn. I think I’ll resolve to keep my lady bits, which are, of course, in high demand, away from anyone who might inflict sperm upon them.

  9. mojo says:

    “Give ’em an inch, they want a foot.
    Give ’em a foot, they want a yard.
    Give ’em a yard, they want a friggin’ POOL installed…”

  10. SDN says:

    And of course, the 6 words for a happy marraige:

    “Yes Dear, Yes Dear, Yes Dear.”

  11. Andrew the Noisy says:

    “I’m really getting sick and tired of you godbothering fundie wingnuts othering womyn. I think I’ll resolve to keep my lady bits, which are, of course, in high demand, away from anyone who might inflict sperm upon them.”

    So many responses…so little time…

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