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Gorilla TMI [Dan Collins]

Monifa, a gorilla at the San Francisco Zoo, isn’t properly caring for her newborn.  Then the article goes overboard.

7 Replies to “Gorilla TMI [Dan Collins]”

  1. Eben says:

    “Who knows why she’s doing that or what she’ll do next,” Tornatore said.

    Sounds like your typical female to me…

  2. Mossberg500 says:

    She didn’t have access to Planned Parenthood! Fucking Zookeepers!!!

  3. Dan Collins says:

    They wanted to punish her with a baby. But they do have wrap-around social services.

  4. bigbooner says:

    She could just move to the state of Washington. It’s legal here to dump your newborn baby.

  5. Obstrperous Infidel says:

    Bet, she’ll have another baby in no time. Is there a welfare component to the SF zoo?

  6. Jess says:

    “Who knows why she’s doing that…”

    I’m going to guess it has something to do with being locked in a room with a stranger who had one thing on his mind.

  7. mojo says:

    Probably just doesn’t want to raise her children in captivity.

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