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Suffer from Back Pain? [Dan Collins]

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Rania al-Ambaki was rescued after officials jammed cell phone signals near where she was chained up. The young woman may have been drugged by Al-Qaeda before she was chained down.
CBS News reported:

Rania al Ambaki was handcuffed to a gate at an Iraq security checkpoint. She was a human bomb, CBS News correspondent Elizabeth Palmer reports.

Suspicious officers immobilized her, jammed cell phone signals that could detonate the explosives, then carefully removed her suicide vest.

She turned out to be just 15 years old, and her story is an increasingly common one.

She comes from Baquba, an al Qaeda hot spot just north of Baghdad. It’s a recruiting ground for women suicide bombers who are responsible for much of the recent carnage in story=3220766>Iraq.

Last year, there were eight women bombers. So far this year, there have been 35. A CBS News crew traveled to Baquba to meet Rania in jail.

“I now thank God that I didn’t get blown up,” she said through a translator.

Rania told police she had no idea the vest was a bomb.

Family members, including her husband, she said, had helped her put it on.

She’d been convinced that the vest was for the treatment of back pain.

19 Replies to “Suffer from Back Pain? [Dan Collins]”

  1. ushie says:

    Well, you know, her husband meant well. Besides, she’s worth less than a goat.

  2. happyfeet says:

    oh. Your link is not linking true but more important I think this lady in the story is not telling the truth. I think she’s just making it up cause she’s embarrassed that she got caught with a suicide vest on so she could blow up innocent people in the name of Allah. It sounded like a good idea at the time maybe but it probably seems all kinds of silly now.

  3. happyfeet says:

    What a loser. Allah is like oh my god these people what worship me are teh suck sometimes.

  4. JD says:

    I hate it when suicide bombers fail to actually kill themselves. I am grateful that she did not get the chance to take anyone with her, but the police should have helped her complete her mission.

  5. JD says:

    happyfeet @ #3 is hysterical.

  6. Mossberg500 says:

    Her husband must have told her it was the muslim version of a Victoria Secrets’ negligee.

  7. Rob Crawford says:

    She turned out to be just 15 years old…including her husband…

    There’s your problem, right there.

  8. There’s a bumpersticker in there somewhere…Save The Splodeydopes!

  9. Jeffersonian says:

    I thought this was an honor-based society.

  10. Mossberg500 says:

    When will the ACLU be suing eHarmony to provide child brides for detonation fetished muslims? ePlosions?

  11. comatus says:

    “Her husband must have told her it was the muslim version of a Victoria Secrets’ negligee.”

    But, you see, that’s exactly what it is. So, like the little fella says in “O Brother,” he ain’t lyin.

  12. Vashta Nerada says:

    “I thought this was an honor-based society.”

    It is. And she’s disgraced her husband’s honor by failing to go ‘splodey.

  13. Robert Speirs says:

    But – it does eliminate back pain – and every other kind of pain – permanently!

  14. MAJ (P) John says:

    JD and hf,

    I must respectfully disagree. We ran into this all too many times while I was over there – AQ can’t get very many people to strap on the bye-bye vest o’ Semtex, and if they can get a fella to do it, he gets stopped, most times, by the ISF.

    AQ, being evil (and trying to adapt) has moved to either gulling or compelling young women to be their explosive delivery devices. I believe this girl was probably pressed into her role as human bomb. As one woman caller to an Iraqi radio station put it – “I wish the men that did this would put on a vest and enjoy the martyrdom they want others to achieve.”

    I hope that the ISF kill every single one of those bastards.

  15. Mr. Pink says:

    Some people just need killing.

  16. Mossberg500 says:

    ‘cuse me while I slip into something splodey!

  17. lee says:

    This problem would be solved if those women would wear jeans and itty-bitty tops. Or better yet mini skirts. You know, stuff that doesn’t go with bombs.

  18. JD says:

    MJ – Point well taken. I had not considered the likelihood that she was not exactly a volunteer. Add the phrase, assuming she volunteered to mine above …

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