Scientists make bold preliminary diagnosis:
A baby boy with eight toes on each foot was discharged from a hospital in Leizhou, southeast Guangdong province on November 5, 2008. The baby has five fingers on each hand but doesn’t have thumbs. Doctor said this might have something to do with genetics or environment pollution.
And this little piggy said, holy shit, look at all these piggies!
In England, man given three years gaol for using mounting stool.
Racist.
Just wanted to get that out of the way.
At least he didn’t wind up like this guy. When it comes to horse sex, it’s definitely better to give than receive.
Yeah, but a bay gelding? That’s just wrong.
If it’d been a white mare that would’ve been perfectly okay, right?
As I said, racist. Also homophobic.
Dan? could you please send me your email? I have something I’d like you to see. Maybe get a post out of. alternately, you could go to http://tinyurl.com/6z3zcu
A couple of years ago they were blaming pollution as the cause of deformed(multi-limb) frogs, and it turned out to be a parasite. Obviously, we need another polluting corporate boogie man.
You got sixteen toes and what do ya get?
A new rice bowl and a trip to Tibet.
Confucius don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to Luohu Commercial City, Shenzhen Special Economic Zone.
(the last line might need some work)
I know that English dude has close relatives in Wisconsin.
SBP,
Excellent lyrics adaptation, Dude…
As for the story, well I for one am shocked, Shocked!, that something like this could have happened in China…
I mean, after all, didn’t you folks listen during the olympics when NBC told us how Clean!, Wholsome!, Open!, Honest!, Equitable!, Organized!, Optimistic!, Progressive!, Admirable!, Green!, and romantically Holistic!-in, of course, a noble savage kind of way-their society was..?
You don’t think they were exagerrating, do you?
I wondered what happened to that story.