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Gustav Klimt and the Amazing Psycho Bear [Dan Collins]

I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a fur to wear
Oh, I’d step out in style with my sincere smile and my psycho bear
Outrageous, alarming, demented, barmy
Oh, who would think a psycho bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It’s just amazing how fair people can be

Seen at the nicest places where Deutscher faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is Gustav Klimt and his psycho bear
They’ll love us, won’t they?
They breed you, don’t they?
Oh, who would think a psycho bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It’s just amazing how fair people can be

Who needs markers when you’re starkers?
The big attraction everywhere
Will be Gustav Klimt and his psycho bear
It’s Gustav Klimt and the amazing psycho bear

(Apologies to Randy Newman)

11 Replies to “Gustav Klimt and the Amazing Psycho Bear [Dan Collins]”

  1. Lordsomber says:

    Soon to be graced upon dorm walls by charming coeds everywhere…

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Like Grendel, angry, assaultive, fangy

  3. rjvtx says:

    Jeff, beautiful job weaving that psycho thread thing you do.

    I go to Vienna a lot and I still cant get over that obsession with Klimt. Even “The Kiss” tee-shirts and coffee mugs at the airport, I can’t bring myself to buy.

  4. rjvtx says:

    Oops, guess I meant Dan. My bad.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    I’ve been called worse, rjvtx ;-P

  6. TaiChiWawa says:

    They think Knut’s a bi-polar bear.

  7. Mikey NTH says:

    Considering actual polar bear behavior, would a psycho polar bear be the one that doesn’t consider every living thing in its area prey?

  8. dicentra says:

    Nice linking of concepts there, Dan. You must be all, you know, edjumacated or summat.

  9. ginsocal says:

    What the fuck IS that? I mean it! I don’t know what the hell that thing is, and I don’t like it! I’m reminded of…clowns.

  10. Dan Collins says:

    That’s Beethoven’s genius, surrounded by naked chicks.

  11. Rusty says:

    #10
    Aw. Now you’ve gone and spoiled it.

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