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Lying Liar Claims He’s Ahead of Coleman [Dan Collins]

Al Franken’s campaign claims that he’s taken the lead in Minnesota. In related news, a movie about Muddy Waters is due to arrive in theaters soon.

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43 Replies to “Lying Liar Claims He’s Ahead of Coleman [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    that link doesn’t work real good

  2. McGehee says:

    Dan, maybe you could link to something that doesn’t require us to login as you to read it.

  3. McGehee says:

    People wonder why I don’t use feed readers…

  4. Dan Collins says:

    hf, McGehee, thanks. Fixed.

  5. Gilgamesh says:

    In a neck-and-neck race, Coleman is always ahead by a tooth.

  6. Mossberg500 says:

    STFU, alphie!

  7. cranky-d says:

    Gilgamesh is Semanticleo, actually. Either way, trollhammered.

  8. cranky-d says:

    But before you go, Gilgy, how about some of that free gas, bitch? Snap to it!

  9. B Moe says:

    According to the campaign’s methodology of tracking the recount results, they believe Al Franken now leads Norm Coleman by a margin of 22 votes.

    According to B Moe’s methodology in tracking intelligence, the Franken campaign just walked off the edge of the world.

  10. wesley says:

    Al Franken is a non-profit(See Air America). BAN AL FRANKEN NOW!

  11. meya says:

    “But before you go, Gilgy, how about some of that free gas, bitch? Snap to it!”

    Where do you get these great ideas? Here’s one in trade: tell the obama supporting waitress you spread her wealth because you gave her tip to a homeless person.

  12. wesley says:

    “Lying Liar Claims He’s Ahead”

    Well he is a head Navy wise.

  13. N. O'Brain says:

    Here’s a better one, meya, let me keep my own money.

    Radical, I know, but well worth thinking about

  14. Dash Rendar says:

    I think that Franken certainly will have a mandate if he, um, “wins,” in the form of a pitchfork wielding mob burning down the capital. If this fools gets into the Senate, we might as well just pack it all up and go back to Europe or wherever, start speaking in grunts and rekindle the lost art of pillaging.

  15. Dash Rendar says:

    capital = capitol, but both apply

  16. lee says:

    I agree Dash. What the hell makes anyone think Franken is qualified to hold high office?

    Oh yeah…in some peoples world a community organizer is more qualified than a state governor. My bad.

  17. sashal says:

    I wish I was concerned about those elections

  18. Gilgamesh says:

    “how about some of that free gas, bitch? Snap to it!”

    All the gas you want is located in yer colostomy bag. Have a hit on it and inch forward under your own power.

  19. SmokeVanThorn says:

    Concerned like the stupid Republicans, sashole?

  20. Rusty says:

    #16
    Without any evidence whatsoever, he did manage to convince people he was a comedian. Maybe he can pull this off too. After all look who was elected president. He’s neither a politician or a comedian.

  21. JohnAnnArbor says:

    It is amusing that Obama won Minnesota so handily and Franken will only make it if new votes magically appear (common for Democrats; see past governor’s election in Washington). So, Minnesotans, gosh darn it, just don’t like him as much!

  22. lee says:

    I wish I was concerned about those elections

    Franken getting elected mayor would concern me. I mean, it’s like Carrot Top being named Secretary of Defense. Can you imagine the carnage?

    Al Franken a fucking SENATOR! There’s a hundred of them in the whole country, and Democrats want Al fucking Franken to be one of them.

    Incredible.

  23. Sean M. says:

    “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggone it, I’m gonna steal this election somehow.”

  24. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Sean, to him, it’s not stealing since he deserves it, don’t ya know.

  25. geoffb says:

    If “Gilgamesh is Semanticleo”,

    “All the gas you want is located in yer colostomy bag”

    and Spoor on another thread is not thor, why are all of them starting to talk like thor? It’s all shit, ass, and cock trolling.

  26. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Because it is an immature little pussboi who can’t stand the thought of being ignored.

    That applies to all of the PW trolls, btw.

  27. Gilgamesh says:

    I dont talk like fucking thor and Im not cocksucking sematncleo I am motherfucking Giglamehs. Yuo cant just ingnore me becuz Im not a stupid fucking REhtuglikkan liek you asshoels. Youu dumbfucks are so fucnkgi dumb you cant undersatnd that Franinkin is SO much smarter than you assshols. IM smatrer tahn you fuckinng idoits to ani hava hot russsan girlfriend so fukc you alll dumshbits yuor goin gwdon! hahaha im smtarterand yornott an fraknnens gonda WIN cos my hott rusinang girlgarfined omambag gitmo irraancq halbiburturton yoouual suckc hahaha rufasiang afrigriafnd fucckdbvush ahsahasahhhhhhhhhh

  28. geoffb says:

    Gilgamesh seems to be in his/her cups or maybe a hogshead.

    From the linked article;

    “A few caveats are necessary. The Franken camp’s methodology involves taking down the opinions of the local election officials regarding the challenged ballots, and assuming that all the challenges will result in those local officials being upheld by the state canvassing board. As such, we are dependent on the Franken camp being complete and accurate in their homework, and also on their underlying assumption proving to be correct.”

    This is called CYA by TPM.

    Then the late update which squashes the entire story.

    “This also means that Coleman’s apparent lead under other methodologies, which exclude all challenged ballots, will be increasing by around 600 votes.”

  29. B Moe says:

    I guess the second question is if Franken can’t steal the election, is he going to summon up enough of a scrap of class to actually concede, or rage on until they drag his bloodied head away from the wall?

  30. Slartibartfast says:

    I am motherfucking Giglamehs

    I think what you are is motherfucking drunk. Nobody who is remotely sober could fuck up that much motherfucking typing.

  31. Dan Collins says:

    It’s teh Gilgamehs.

  32. donald says:

    Here’s my big question (Unanswerd on JOM. Apparently the senate can step in and commandeer this election. Now I’m no constitutional scholar, but in the old days (Before 2000AD), federal elections were the responsibility of the states. In other words, each state can and does determine the rules for each election, how votes are tabulated (And voided etc…). What the fuck is going on here?

  33. Slartibartfast says:

    WHERE ARE OUR INTERNATIONAL OBSERVERS NOW, BITCHES?

    Sorry. Just a hair too much caffeine, I guess.

  34. Carin says:

    27 had to be a parody, I’m thinking.

  35. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I can haz TrollHammerz?

  36. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    #34: Definitely, Carin.

  37. SDN says:

    donald, basically, the Senate can decide (Article 1, Section 5) who actually gets to take a seat in that body. Theoretically, Dingy Harry and the majority could turn around and say, “I don’t care what the stinky voters want, we won’t seat this redumblican.”

    It’s never been done that I’m aware of, and would probably provoke a serious challenge under the Voting Rights Act (disenfranchisement) and the 17th Amendment (Senators must be elected by popular vote).

  38. America says:

    Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates
    Because it is an immature little pussboi who can’t stand the thought of being ignored.
    That applies to all of the PW trolls, btw.

    Is this akin to ignoring your vastly incorrect election prediction? Because, after seeing what an asshole you are to everyone no comporting to the hivemind, I’d like to focus more on the McCain 5 point win and Electoral College victory. Not that the post in the pub where you made it can be found or anything…I’m sure that’s coincidental.

    Bit, since your judgment of what should be ignored (“trolls” and your vast and hilarious mis-reading of the American electorate) versus raging against anyone who might disagree, I think it’s judgment that’s questionable.

  39. McGehee says:

    When your only tool is Trollhammer, every troll looks like a nail.

    And no, I’m not saying that like it’s a bad thing.

  40. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    “America”: Trollhammered.

    Buh-bye.

  41. donald says:

    Fuck you America. Wow, that doesn’t look right does it?

    Thanks SDN.

  42. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Fuck you America. Wow, that doesn’t look right does it?

    “America” is William, who has somehow acquired a fetish for me rivaling that of thor.

  43. JD says:

    I read one comment from William in another thread, and arrived an initial assessment that it is a twatwaffle. Subsequent comments have proven my gut to be correct.

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