Hey, all. One more week until I head off to Boulder to film a set of instructional videos, so between heavy training and the Thanksgiving holiday (to include Black Friday-Sunday shopping, without any instances of trampling or being trampled on my end) I’ve been away from the computer and unable to post.
That is likely to continue this week as my wife travels on business and I finish up preparing for the video shoot — though I will most certainly add a few posts here and there. On the plus side, one can now grate cheese on my abs.
Were one so inclined. And curiously desperate for cheese.
Thankfully, Darleen and Dan seem to be keeping things lively in my absence.
Wish me luck. I’m going to need it.
Break a leg! Or maybe not. Good luck and have fun.
This isn’t some kind of Rachel Ray video, is it? For the Ab Grater?
The SUPER AB-O-MATIC! It grates, chops, whips, blends, slices, dices, juliennes, grinds, sautés, flambés, stews, stir-frys, shreds, and dehydrates!
Now includes a free set of ginsu knives, a cap snaffler, and a pocket fisherman!
Ab cheese? Use a washcloth
Looking forward to seeing the new haircut, too.
Get back to me when your abs can make almond flour.
What is the video for anyway?
Breaking faces!
Jeff, how many Marxist literary theory books can you break with one karate chop? Do I have to buy your tape to find out?
Don’t forget to send a copy to Wolcott.
No need to use force against Marxist literary theory books. Just give them space and watch them deconstruct all by themselves.
Its like a deconstructionist shrapnel bomb
Just give them space and watch them deconstruct all by themselves.
BS! What we’ve been doing is asserting our opinion that all assertions of opinion are merely functions of brute economic forces and therefore totally bereft of truth or reason. How on earth could that possible result in an auto-deconstruct? Oh, wait….
Never mind.
Look at me!!! Look at meeeeeeee!!!!!
Good luck. Am I reading this right that you will be not very posty for two more weeks or so? That’s ok with me because I have ennui is why.
Alright, cranky-d, what do you want?
ennui, hf?
I recommend a tall glass of salt water. Clears my ennui right up.
I remember when my abs looked like a six-pack.
Now it’s a half-keg.
That is my impression of a troll, broken down to basics.
cranky-d, you could’ve just bent over and showed your “thor.”
Good Luck.
Kewl. Will these videos be available to us peons?
By the by, did you do the p90x system awhile back, or am I misrememberating that? How were your results…I had been skeptical about it, but have heard some good things about it from others.
You don’t think you could increase sales by adding a slo-mo cut of yourself hand-chopping a stack of Terry Eagleton textbooks after screaming “high-derrida!”
How about a roundhouse hick-kick into a thick stack of framed black-and-whites of Simone de Beauvoir’s pretty face?
Rags, petrol, matches to cardboard box containing three guinea pigs? No?
I’m shopping for some rage against the litcrit machine for Christmas, mange.
By the by, did you do the p90x system awhile back, or am I misrememberating that? How were your results…I had been skeptical about it, but have heard some good things about it from others.
I do/did the P90X stuff and I love it.
Good luck to you, Jeff. I’ve got a new PC (Vista!) and no *&^%$ bookmarks yet.
New job is still amazing. Six day weeks. And politics has fallen off the radar in light of the impending arrival of the inlaws. I have… four days left in which to do chores to get ready for Christmas.
Do not zig when smart money is on zag, even for art.
BTW, I’ve just up and cut my hair about off, since it just lives under a watch cap until spring.
I expect a steely, Billy Jack type stare from you in the video…
Or a Steely Dan one-eyed stare..
Okay, okay, I denounce myself.
Oh wait.. You weren’t talking about that kind of video were you? What was I to think, with all that talk about cheesy abs?