Slartibartfast, not sure which butts you’re talking about, but I’d be sure to wear latex gloves before touching ANY of Obama’s butts. No telling where any of them have been.
It seems only appropriate that a man shaping up to be remembered as the most shallow person to hold the office of the Presidency in the recent history of the nation would be attended by a legion of like-minded followers.
I’ve been surprised he hasn’t started a stud service. Who wouldn’t want a baby with the Messiah’s DNA?
Turn one of them condoms inside out. I mean, if he truely believed what he said, he and Michelle would give used condoms away. It works better if you spread the junk around a little…
Someday it’ll be fashionable to raise clones of the guy. Since technical progress can’t seem to outpace stupid.
Hope he’s gonna spread the wealth around if he succeeds in selling it. To do otherwise would be downright capitalist. Heathen!
Who cares if he wrote the speeches or not? He touched this. It’s like a fragment of the True Cross.
Whoa. Maybe there’s a market for his discarded cigarette butts!
Those objects aren’t just for veneration and contemplation….they have magic powers. If you touch his pen, you can suddenly write poems about monkeys.
Those objects aren’t just for veneration and contemplation….they have magic powers. If you touch his pen, you can suddenly write poems about monkeys.
I wonder if you’ll get updates in order to stay current with his evolving opinions and policies?
I guess they can sell this along with the victory plate.
How long until Barack Obama’s first coke straw will be put up on ebay?
You keep your hands off his butts, Joan.
Maureen Dowd and Chris Matthews have first dibs on the Obamabutt.
Chris Mathews would probably try to reuse one of Obama’s rubbers if he had the chance.
Chris Mathews would probably try to reuse one of Obama’s rubbers if he had the chance.
Maureen Dowd would fight Chrissie off in order to use it for chewing gum.
I’ve been surprised he hasn’t started a stud service. Who wouldn’t want a baby with the Messiah’s DNA?
Slartibartfast, not sure which butts you’re talking about, but I’d be sure to wear latex gloves before touching ANY of Obama’s butts. No telling where any of them have been.
Ewww Heather! Sounds like a dirty job even Mike Rowe would eschew.
It seems only appropriate that a man shaping up to be remembered as the most shallow person to hold the office of the Presidency in the recent history of the nation would be attended by a legion of like-minded followers.
Well, I guess the Brownshirts will soon be recieving a new action alert on this person…
I’ve been surprised he hasn’t started a stud service. Who wouldn’t want a baby with the Messiah’s DNA?
Turn one of them condoms inside out. I mean, if he truely believed what he said, he and Michelle would give used condoms away. It works better if you spread the junk around a little…
Someday it’ll be fashionable to raise clones of the guy. Since technical progress can’t seem to outpace stupid.