reindeers are cool — if
by cool you mean, “are
forced to carry around
a fat man in a red suit
who from what I gather
isn’t much interested in
bringing me a pair of
PRPS jeans, or even an
XBox 360 with Blu-Ray.”
The
tubby
fuck.
Hahahaha. You think that’s bad, you should check out the graffiti in the Elves’ restrooms. Oh, and Oompa Loompas’, too.
Over the weekend the Nissan dealership put up its sort of conical thinger with lights that sorta suggests a Christmas tree. I haven’t seen it at night yet.
The Dollar store had their xmas stuff out July 5. What’s with you?
Spelling Blu-ray like that is like leaving the ! off of Yahoo. I learned that at my dead-end job.
“who from what I gather
isn’t much interested in
bringing me a pair of
PRPS jeans”
Pretty much. However, the Fat Man could use some help negotiating with those uppity socialist elves.
If you play your cards right, there might be some spanking new sweatpants under the tree come X-mas.
I heard
# 4
reindeer
bobby orr!
during the making of love
it’s only when u call me rhein
while i call u dear
that gets me sad
and u get mad at me?
Reindeer roasting on a roaring fire,
Carbon choking out the world,
PC chanters dragging you to the street,
And jokes dressed down, cause they’re not right…
Someone somewhere knows that happiness is not the thing,
Gets you no score with the cool,
Simple people with their ass in a sling
Will be behind the curves in sight.
We guess that manna’s on its way,
The Man has subsidies and rebates on display,
Where every upper class executive will pay,
To see if ninety-five percent will really fly.
And so He’s offering this simple trade,
To schmucks, from here to Timbuktoo,
Despite what you think, He’s a moderate guy,
To take from him to give to you.
Reindeer roasting on an open fire,
Black Jack nipping at your nose..
Dayum! Do great minds think alike or what?
Hungry much, Swen? Roast meeeeeeat, I was thinking. oh, and then, roast ‘bama.
he had a billion dollars to trade
for a sled that was made
insistent!
from a tree in the shade
and when his birthday arrived
he put all gifts aside
and stood with his prize and spoke thusly
“thank u oh lord/for your wise and your word
my prize in my hand i hold tightly!”
but upon examinining the sled
his countenance did fall
a scream!
“rosebud
not rosie odonnell!
how do they get the sled in the air
booted bespeckled red robed man fat
filled with gifts goodwill to spare
don’t leave the house without a hat
mrs claus likes elf penis
so says jeff the genius
but if u sit on my llap
and take off all that crap
theres a twenty in it for ya!
burl ives wanted to blow me once…
i cannot tell a lie!
he wanted to blow me twice!
this IS
the island of misfit toys!
eat ur heart out tim burton!
4-4-4
#4 robert orr
>>mrs claus likes elf penis
Santa’s coming…
aside mossberg
u funyums is that a gun?
jenna jamison cummin to town
snacking on turds and whey
frosty’s got a stovepipe chubby
time for a nutcracker sweet
Reindeers is meat. Eat up. Call Sarah Palin for tips on field dressing the carcass and a recipe for stew. Fat white men in red suits is doormen. Tip ’em. As for the rest, jeans & all, the Obama redistribution party will be held at your local store Inauguration Day eve, since you obviously can’t cough up the $20K for a ticket to see The One crowned in person. Grab me a flat screen, would ya’?
yes, and some double ought buckshot!
nishi left a song for me today that I couldn’t listen to at work. Does anyone remember where? I looked and google and tried the search box.
hf, wasn’t it at Patterico?
little cindy ho
lurvs her some grinch
cause he stole her tree
by stuffing it up the chimney
kris krinkle
my legs all a tinkle
but i would never Fink u out
omerta/mafioso/reindeerblood hoof cut exchange…
are u going in the witness protection program?
cuz i’ll give u the price
prancer-6000
oz
dancer-6500 oz
blitzen and witzen-[they prefer euros]
and if u can get the rude boy!
IF u can get the RUDE BOY?
u be retiring santa
on some tropical beach!
Did’ja find it yet hf? Try #20 on Statesmanship.
hf, I could only find spiralling.
as SANTA!
i like crippled kids of rich people
[they touch me!]
cuz u can always bribe them with promises
and then
walk away!
and they usually make up for their lack of ‘one -‘ sense[think-legs]
for another!-like -for instance-remembering the combination to daddy’s safe
but i hate cookies!
and that’s when they can tell ur bullshittin’ em
cookies!
“who from what I gather
isn’t much interested in
bringing me a pair of
PRPS jeans, etc., etc., blah blah blah
What the hell is “PRPS” jeans. How can I ask for it if it is one of the unknowns I don’t know that I don’t know about. And then He won’t bring it anyway! Why am I alive, you bastard.
ol’ saint nick and
his kielbasa like dick
on dasher and prancer
run rudolph quick
spiralling was it… Thank you both!!
Pennsylvania Recreation and Parks Society? Nope.
Paso Robles Public Schools? Nope.
Ah, here we have it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRPS
spiralling st. nick
we’ve lost him
he’s off the grid
we’ve got a red tracking device on the lead rheindeer…
ur breaking up…
the “kraftwerk” navy seal rescue team team
is on it’s way way
Q-is that how a video goes “Viral”
cuz i need comp lessons to keep up
Get it! Versitile, reliable, semi-automatic and I’ll be very jealous!
as a representative of mr kringle
[now- mind u- i cannot confirm or deny that i am a representative of mr kringle]
but if i was a representative of said kringle [aka klaus]
and i mite say-theoretactly[sp]
may i inquire about a said chimney firepower spray gun
a heat cookie-missle gun?
to save the chocalate milk
[which will be cold on your screen!]
and would u be able to mold said cookie chimney gun in the form of antlers?
cuz that would be awesome!
Yup on the viral. What’s interesting is there’s no consensus on whether we can quantify individuals’ degree of influence on contributing to when that happens and there’s some very kooky uncertainty principles when you try. This is partly why nishi is so interesting I think.
where can i get in touch w/nishi
please br serious
it takes me ten minutes to change the fuck around here [i love it!]
i am starting to type with two hands!
lookout henry ford!
i mite drive over ur grave
HF-i don’t mind peeps insults/but im a free associating guy
my brain works faster than my fingers!
WAY faster
what i mean /is peeps always say “u sound like nishi”
and
quite frankly
i think i’m a funny mo’fo
so
if i have an evil twin
let’s begin
elf poem
it is not the stank of red jeans
or his drunken cry of “on rudolph….” that makes me so mean
it’s catcher in the rye
if you gotta know
4-4-4
!!!!!
say it!
Yeah, well, some peeps ain’t got much on the ball too, so there’s that to take into account……mostly it was just a surface appearance thing with those peeps, I think, lack of capitals and such…….couldn’t have been the substance thing, cause there just isn’t any there/samesamethere, if you get my drift pdbuttons.
oh, booby err, orry, number foury, sorrerey
oh. I think people that say that haven’t really read you. When they do, they won’t or don’t say that anymore. nishi is wheelers_cat now. She came by here once recently to say she’s not you. It’s not an insult, really if people think you’re similar. She speaks an accented l33t. I say accented cause she’s actually elite I think so hers isn’t the ironic kind. Not everyone agrees. But it’s a totally different idiom than yours. She’ll be around more, sooner or later. What brings her back around is sometimes surprising and always interesting.
thanks hf-ur nice/ i don’t care about my idiom!
sometimetime i play my piano in my liberace clothes
and other times dressed as jerry lee lewis w/ my 18[ no- really’
wife sitting on my lap
i don’t want to spoil the party so i’ll go…
i would hate to disappoint i know…
if theres nothing for me here
then i will dissapear…
unless that santa queer gives me my wanty’s
double/double-beatle-santa reference!
say it!
I’m black and I’m proud, loud.
thanks 4 the reference
how would i get that orange thing-[link] don’t tell me t-nite
later sometimecuz then i’d be un….un….unnn
steeple- ble
kiss my equestrian hop-hop-clop big horse ass
bitches!
like a dull knife
u just ain’t cuttin’
talkin loud
and saying nothing [JAMES BROWN]
Think
that is sooo niggardly
think?
aretha
jb?
i am not the nubian art bell!
THINK
IBM
jb, because of teh benificence!
Btw, pd, I can out niggardly you, and I don’t even need me a mojo hand.
i agree
you can out niggardly me
but only when we tip the waitress
Whiskey and Women almost wrecked my life
i hope ur stomping ur feets and gruffling
john lee hooker style
cuz i didn’t have any shoe finery
or a mama
i couldn’t even afford trash…man
Boogie Chillin
Ain’t got no home…..
I’m a lonley Frog…
Po me…
No mind, The Trashman Cometh.
pdbuttons, nishi has a blog called ghost blog at quantumghosts.blogspot.com
I bought you a suit nishi
Cost 99.99
Now you want to mistreat me nishi
And take on all the time
You better hear me nishi
You do know that the whole “Mrs. Claus” thing is just a cover, right? Plays with elves, sneaks into little kids rooms at night.
Man, you gotta wonder.
Reindeer cool? Yeah, if you mean cool in a Sopranos kinda way. Fucking Teamsters are just like the mob.
Ain’t no one getting in that gig less someone already in the gig recommends you, know what I’m saying?
Fuckers squeezed so many breaks in for their “reindeer games”, bastards only work one day a year. And let me tell ya, keeping that horny bunch of eating machines in feed and fun for a year ain’t cheap!
Remember that if your sock looks kinda lite this year.
J.”Trashman” Peden? Nice sock puppet Jeff.
But that’s what Outlaws do, isn’t it?
Sorry pollster, J. Peden is a long time commenter here.
You aren’t up to speed yet skippy.
That’s Slippery Slope-ism machine gun lee.
Try again.
santa has alot in common with michale jackson
hung out with elves[emmanual lewis]
mrs. claus nothing but a beard[lisa marie]
what’s in that hot chocolate[jesus juice]
kringle stuffs children’s stocking[25th anniversary edition of thriller]
ever see’em together
coincidence
Oh, I get it pollster, you are a sockpuppet for the MAN.
But that’s what paranoid totalitarian regimes do, isn’t it?
“THINK
IBM”
THMINK
thor
errrahmmmmm….outlier outlaws do not wear PRPS jeans…*
Totalitarian? Pish. The Man isn’t such a bad guy once get to know him.
I think he just got kind of bored with Republicans.
Funny:
Liberty Girl: You know, we need a pool.
Mister Liberty Girl: A dead pool?
Liberty Girl: Um…no, a pool predicting the day The Messiah’s approval rating drops below 50%
Mister Liberty Girl: Well, seeing as how it’s only at 52% right now that won’t take long.
http://libertygirl.org/
She went right into my favorites.
The Man isn’t such a bad guy once get to know him.
Nils Bejerot would like you to participate in a research project. When are you available?
J.â€ÂTrashman†Peden? Nice sock puppet Jeff.
I just want my presents – sniff.
Mossberg500-would a Maverick Bullpup make you jealous? I’m not talking the Republican, either. I’m curious what it’d bring these days. Now, back on topic…
Socialized health care
Compels celery be left
For state-owned fat arse.
When up on the roof there arose such a clatter that I sprang from my bed to see who the fuck was shitting on my roof.
Not to mention cracking that very expensive slate. O mama, wait til the snow melts.
i’m not son of sam
and i only occasionally talk to my dog
but when i do i ask him
hey doggie-what’s on top of a house
and he says “woof”
i really feel we have a connection
I slept on it and I had my coffees out of my new mug and I really really think it should be the “reindeers are cool“ poem … but I already nitpicked once already. This is twice in the same thread. I really like my new mug they gave me.
dear rain
i hear the pitter patter on my roof
rain man
count the straw of my thatch-roofed shingles
man ray
take a picture of mommy [eeuw-buzz-walla-walla bing bang]
kissing santa claus
thank u for the carbon credit
don’t eat the cookies next year