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“Philly Man Tells CNN He Voted ‘A Couple Times'”

Huh. Maybe if he dies today, he can vote a couple more times. You think?

Or is that only in Chicago? I sometimes forget the rules.

14 Replies to ““Philly Man Tells CNN He Voted ‘A Couple Times'””

  1. […] think that’s against the law, but it’s okay.” From 3/5s of a vote to 2! That’s Change You Can Believe In! Posted by Dan Collins @ 7:41 pm | Trackback Share […]

  2. Dan Collins says:

    From 3/5 of a vote to two! Change you can believe in!

  3. JD says:

    But, voter fraud does not happen. It is a racist Republican bogeyman.

  4. Jack Klompus says:

    That guy should apply to be one of Philly’s $90,000 a year aides to City Council members. He might dip into the personal stash though.

  5. Jeffersonian says:

    It brings a tear of joy to my eye to see someone who believes so strongly in the democratic process…or is that Democratic process?

  6. mojo says:

    Frank Rizzo’s Legacy

  7. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    Not to worry. Right now Rove, Cheney, and half of Blackwater are at Diebold headquarters holding guns to fuckin heads.

    How ever many votes Obama gets, McCain gets that + 1.

  8. Bob Reed says:

    Jeff G,
    I believe that the Philly rule is that you can’t mix alive/dead voting status. The authorities keep track you know…

    See if they need a bunch of extra votes at the last minute, they can call up the live folks to come vote again. With dead folks, the corrupt poll workers have to fill out and stuff the ballot box right there in plain sight of all. It works and all, but is, well, tacky

    But really that’s no problem, as Philly is known for tackiness…

  9. Bob Reed says:

    Dan,
    I believe that in Georgia the perpetrators of the fraud are simply an as hoc group of comitted cultists…

    In Philly, it’s institutionalized

    No offense meant
    Best Wishes…

  10. bigbooner says:

    Philly would probably boo the dead voters. No class.

  11. MikeD says:

    They say that if you turn on a light and see one or two cockroaches scatter that means there are hundreds more there that you just don’t see at the moment. Given the number of reports of voter fraud (invariably Democrat sponsored/related and hence the cockroach analogy) you could probably say Acorn’s efforts have been effective and that voter fraud is pandemic. Now…could you further conclude that this election is fraudulent and thus invalid? And if that is the case, what response is justifiable? Or do we simply sit back and watch the sad comedy of lawyers pissing on each other and the rule of law?

  12. Vashta Nerada says:

    “They say that if you turn on a light and see one or two cockroaches scatter that means there are hundreds more there that you just don’t see at the moment.”

    The cockroaches are voting? That would explain so much.

  13. zaplito says:

    As a Christian I believe in the resurrection of the dead. For those of you empiricists who doubt such things let me also say that I spent the majority of my life living in Philly and it’s environs. So I have witnessed such resurrections every four years. Who would have ever thought that being a Philly boy would make me a more believing Christian?

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