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Fundraising final push: only 3 days left to give to me before we elect a dude who’s going to take your money and buy himself a really nice country with it

Better me than him, people. Think about it.

***new posts below. Help yourselves. Spread the wealth!***

38 Replies to “Fundraising final push: only 3 days left to give to me before we elect a dude who’s going to take your money and buy himself a really nice country with it”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    At about 90%

    Thanks again, everyone. I’ve tried to send an email to everyone who contributed (who provided an email address). I’d also like to thank both of you who sent me contributions through the mail: you know who you are.

  2. ThomasD says:

    I hear Iceland is available for pennies on the dollar.

  3. Carin says:

    Hey, Jeff, can I send one through snail mail? My credit cards have imploded.

  4. Jeff G. says:

    Naturally, Carin. But if you’re hurting, don’t waste money on me. Buy a gun and a big “beware of capitalist” sign for your lawn. That scares the Obama peoples.

  5. Carin says:

    I don’t know what’s wrong with my credit card – I think it has to do with it be stolen and the Atlanta party someone had with it. I can send my token pittance, though, and still get a gun. My b-day is coming up! Send me your snail mail at Carinrose (at) sbcglobal.net

  6. pdbuttons says:

    me too[#3] got mail to send w/checky/i know u had psyco bitches who screwed w/ya-such a shame-anyway-i’ll send a check to any of ur irregulars if the be willin’
    [weeds-whites and wine]
    lowell-home of the kerouac
    lowell george-a fat white guy who kinda looks like me
    i use ur site and love it/want to make right/thanks

  7. Sdferr says:

    Lowell Tsongasland, miss him, wouldn’t her. *shudder*

  8. Jeff G. says:

    Maybe when I know you better, pdb.

    Folks using snail mail are long time regulars. Sorry — and I appreciate the gesture — but I’m uncomfortable giving out my address to somebody I haven’t “known” all that long.

  9. Carin says:

    nly 3 days left to give to me before we elect a dude who’s going to take your money and buy himself a really nice country with it

    It’s kinda amazing Baracky wanted to buy hisself THIS country, given that M’chelle wasn’t all that proud of it. I think they should shop around a bit more before they commit.

  10. happyfeet says:

    buttons is a lot a giver already I think

  11. Pablo says:

    Carin, just slip it under the door and I’ll Paypal it to him. ;)

  12. BJTexs says:

    That’s very patriotic of you, Pablo.

    I couldn’t help but notice that there was no love for the !PHILLIES!!! in PW main.

  13. Sdferr says:

    Heck, BJT, 80% of the time there’s no love for the Phillies in Philadelphia.

  14. BJTexs says:

    Oh, Sdferr. Your mom must be very disappointed in your ungracious attitude.

    Have a piece of pie. Soon you’ll feel right as rain.

  15. Sdferr says:

    I’m not down about either it or them, BJT, just tellin it like it is. I’ve never seen a more grumbly town in my life.

  16. BJTexs says:

    Not today, my friend. Not today!

  17. Sdferr says:

    Well yes not today the johnnie come latelys. But I mean, dude, I was there. They booed Mike Schmidt on the final home opening day of his career! That’s just mean cantankerous in my book.

  18. BJTexs says:

    Cole Hamels, Ryan Howard and Shane Victorino are eligible for arbitration this fall. Can you say “break the bank?”

  19. BJTexs says:

    Ancient history, my friend! Ancient history.

  20. Sdferr says:

    Heh, whaz de name of that program the Treasury’s got going? Phillies are getting in line right now you betcha.

  21. BJTexs says:

    Yup there is a gonna be some kind of economic stimulus package for certain ballplayers wearing red pinstripes. More filthy lucre for spreading, I says!

  22. Sdferr says:

    Word on the TV t’other day was that Burrell is gone. Is that your grok of the deal too?

  23. Sdferr says:

    Oops. Must hie me to a TV now for Gators/Dawgs. Pleasure chatting with ya BJT. Laters.

  24. BJTexs says:

    Hard to say although it might be telling that he was given the seat of honor on the first vehicle in the parade, the Budweiser Clydesdale wagon. The sense is that they can purchase a more reliable hitter on the open market who would be much better defensively. Then again replacing 35 Hr’s and 100 ribbies is not an easy thing.

    Burrell has real limitations as a hitter and goes through horrific slumps in every season. They already have one of those in Howard but his production is so ginormous that they are willing to live with the 200 strikeouts and month long .170 batting averages.

    They’ll probably resign Moyer for relative chump change and sign Blanton before arbitration. The bullpen is locked in on the back end so pitching isn’t going to be as big a concern, although they might take a shot at a top line starter like A.J. Burnett and avoid the whole fifth starter quandary with Kendrick.They do have a stud pitcher in the minors who’s supposedly ready now. They’ll have to hope that Werth continues to produce as a hitter and that Felize will find his stroke for a season although they’ll keep him because he’s so good defensively and Greg Dobbs can also play a servicable third base.

    Burrell may not command as much in the open market unless some AL team decided to take a flyer on him as a DH.

  25. pdbuttons says:

    no-prob-i’m understandy-i use ur site [and u let me]
    just want to ring the bell-i appreciate it
    snausagle@yahoo.com
    come plumb my depths

  26. Sgt. York says:

    May I just say: Screw MLB!

    Remember 1994?

    Greedy bastards. No, I don’t forgive that. If it happened then, it can happen again, and NEVER will I spend another dime of money or emotional capital attending or following MLB.

    MLB = Major League Bitchers

    College is where the pure baseball is at these days…

  27. BJTexs says:

    Oh, sarge! Nothing can harsh the mellow of the parade. Next month I’ll remind myself how righteously pissed off I was after 1994.

    not now … not now …

  28. pdbuttons says:

    icelands going broke?
    damn-and to think i’m gonna get that fine “swan’ dress i’ve been
    lusting for…
    bjork-call collect-
    i mean it!

  29. Carin says:

    Pabloe – heh. Perhaps I’ll slip-in a little extra if you do a Tom Cruise boxer-shorts dealo …

    WE CAN’T GET THE DILLO TO DANCE, BUT MAYBE PABLO WILL.

  30. Sgt. York says:

    Did not mean to rain on your parade.
    Congrats to you and your Phillies. {Actually, I used to live in Hershey for 4 years, so I’m kind of happy about the Phillies.]

    Now, don’t turn over any cars….

    ;-)
    Mike

  31. Lisa says:

    I will send you some food stamps and a half-eaten chicken leg next year at this time (you know, after my wealth has been taken and given to the dirty poor).

  32. Lyndsey says:

    Need a P.O. box, Jeff. Then there’s a safer place (for you) to receive mail.

    Polls are shifting…think we may be in better shape than we thought.

  33. Velociman says:

    My paltry contribution (all I could afford) was far more gratifying than those dollar bills I used to slip into those whores’ britches. I strongly urge you all to pony the fuck up.

  34. easyliving1 says:

    I had a stripper kiss me last weekend, on the lips.

    She was hot, but I was worried about mono so I wiped my lips off with my shirtsleeve, right in front her.

    She also let me spank her ass.

  35. happyfeet says:

    I already ponied. Now on to Christmas I think. That’s a bigger pony though. It won’t technically be my first socialist Christmas but it might could feel like it with the media being how it is and all. I mean Kwanzaa. Did I say Christmas?

  36. pdbuttons says:

    i like to play spin the dreidal
    as i’m singing”eight days a week”
    but thats just me..
    i’m confused/am i pro-jew
    or anti-jew?
    don’t really spend much time thinkin bout it
    ‘cept when i watch that seinfeld show

  37. irongrampa says:

    One more time–America has shown the knack of having the right person for the right time, in any given situation. Even a cursory look back through our history will bear this out. The stumbles (Carter) merely point the correct path to take.

    I see no reason for this election to defy that tradition. McCain will prevail.

  38. happyfeet says:

    Me too. I think McCain will have to win cause the alternative is a bunch of dirty socialists breaking shit. Baracky is disturbingly arrogant with his I will change teh world nonsense. Not on my dime you won’t motherfucker.

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