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Ayyyye Carrrrrrumba!

I don’t know if such a line can be reasonably drawn, but I want to suggest that there’s at least some connection between the politically correct silliness inherent in decisions like this one (made by that Howard Hughes-esque nutbag, Ted Turner) and decidedly anti-P.C. creations like these (the brainchild of David Johnson, a scuptor from protein wisdom’s current hometown of Denver)…

That Ted Torner, Eees a berry berry seeely gringo, I theeeenk.

[Speedy responds: “Aaaarrrrgh. I could just murder stupid gringos like Ted Turner! I mean, how dare that jaggoff presume to understand and speak for the sensibilities of cartoon-loving Hispanics everywhere! Truth is, I’m extremely popular in Hispanic communities. The leeeeeetle ones — they jus’ loves me!

“Note to Ted: You know how much in royalties you’re costing me, vato? — all to show how much you care for my “kind”? Well allow me to let you in on a little something about my kind, Ted: I’m a talking mouse for Chrissakes! You pretentious puta…”]

2 Replies to “Ayyyye Carrrrrrumba!”

  1. Little Fyodor says:

    Well, ya can try to squash things down, but something’s always bound to squirt out the sides!!

  2. Kevin says:

    These are the same guys who won’t show the amazing WWII bugs cartoons because they make the germans and japanese look bad.

    Personally, I’m more offended by the censoring of the ones with historical value.

    on the other hand speedy always kicks sylvester’s ass, so he’s a good role model (if you ask me)

    Guess it’s the same people who banned the frito bandito.

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