“…your smile is your fortress, your smile is your fortress, your smile is your fortress, your smile — wait, did Gunga Din here give me the right change? What’s the tax on a Super Big Gulp, anyhow? Hey, dot head! you’re about a nickel short, sport — No! Stop that, Joe! Think happy thoughts. Think delicious 64oz Mug Root Beer in a giant plastic cup! Think tasty bubbles! Concentrate. Your smile is your fortress, your smile is your fortress, your smile is your fortress…”
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Can not really blame him… bladder busters are great!
*TEETHFLASH*
with his chesire cat smile i’m glad he’s only gonna tax me on my ‘un-birthday’
That’s good stuff.
Live and direct, maximum respect.
Nobody can out-racist a Democrat, guaranteed, dot, dot, dot.
Sure it is respect!!! It probably wouldn’t have hit a hot button if some of his spoken dialog didn’t sound similar.
Time to go to Kate’s restaurant and have a celebratory meal for our victory in kicking Hezbollah out of southern Lebanon with help from France.
Didn’t FDR use the term “dot-head” when he address the nation on TV in 1929 or something?
Joe Biden is repellent in the guys I don’t want to talk to at country clubs kind of way. He’s just a lot to take and I have nothing I want to communicate to him at all.
He’s too old to be such a frat boy I think is what I mean.
I think the worst part is that his stupid goofy face gets in one of those oval portraits in the history books with all the presidents and vice presidents and all the little kiddies will thinks he’s infinitely more respectable when he’s actually a mendacious douche.
Sorry for the OT – But have you seen the newest insanity? Democrats hate you. There’s just no other possible explanation.
“Comment by happyfeet on 10/23 @ 2:39 pm #
Joe Biden is repellent in the guys I don’t want to talk to at country clubs kind of way.”
Try “reptillian”.
Going after your 401k? Oh, yes, that’s a smart idea.
Ah, yes. “The current tax benefit isn’t working out as well as we hoped, so we’re going to force you to spend 5% of your pay on government bonds. But, hey! They make 3%! Not like that crappy 7% you were making before!”
If there’s anything the feds hate, it’s a self-sufficient electorate. Especially one that invests in anything besides more government spending.
“Going after your 401k? Oh, yes, that’s a smart idea.”
– The entire 401K structure was just “vested SS”, exactly the same thing the Dems were ready to commit suicide over in order to stop the Rep plan under Bush from basically wxpanding the program.
– The Dems are pissed because, unlike SS, the 401K funds are out of reach of their nanystate boney fingers.
– What they’re talking about is just another forced colectivist plan, expansion of SS basically, but now the account money would be open to discretionary spending, just SS in a different clown costume, one more big fat pork barrel for the Dems to buy votes with.
How about since we spent all of the social security funds we were supposed to be saving for you, we are going to “save” more of your money for you. But don’t worry, if you are young enough you will someday find out that you aren’t going to get these other funds back either.
“Douche” as an insult gets me every time. Particularly directed at a guy who so often has his foot in his mouth, with paradoxically white teeth.
Viva la IMAGERY!!
That’s scary about the 401k thing. If Drudge had a clue he would realize that was a Very Big Deal.
– The Dems are lining up their ducks, looking wherever they can for slush fundimg, because with a majority, maybe even a fillibuster proof majority in nComgress, they intend to go forward with their socialist plans whenther Obama wins or not.
– Count on it.
…for that fresh feeling, every election cycle.
“Random Joe Biden thought”
As if he has any other kind…
If they are successful, just what do the Dems think will happen to Wall Street? Apparently they think that our economy hasn’t been through enough lately.
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There may be some little man deep in their reptilian brains that is shouting danger but essentially the id, if we’re gonna get all Freudian here, is holding the superego’s hands behind its back while the ego pummels away at the midsection and then Joey Biden blinks and thinks how delicious this grade drink is.
grade = grape
Oh that Joe….
When coming from Joey B:
It’s active recognition of the attendant’s cultural underpinnings while still grasping the practical realities of the experience…
Multi-culturalism! Tolerance! Respct! Non-assimilation! Participation without identity sacrifice!
The story of O!…
When coming from an eeeeeeeevil RethugliKKKan:
An OUTRAGE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAACISM!
Because of, you know, the moral relativism and the Hypocrisy!
I just read somewhere that Joe is from Scranton. I thought I’d pass that on in case you haven’t heard it yet.
Try “reptillianâ€Â.
Reptiles are dry-skinned, mostly. Joe’s too slimy for a reptile.
A Newt?
Speaking of forehead dots and other cranial regalia, this kinda applies:
“Richard said the robber took $60 from the woman, then became angry when he saw a McCain bumper sticker on the victim’s car. The attacker then punched and kicked the victim, before using the knife to scratch the letter “B†into her face, Richard said.”
Here
This is amusing:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/276395.php
Dash: When I saw this:
“is holding the superego’s hands…”
I swear, I thought I saw “supernegro.”
I condemn my racist eyes for their poor vision… oh hell, everyone and everything is racist, and I condemn them, in a most foul racist manner.
I may need to take a break from politics for awhile.
Ha! That’s great. Reminds me of the question, do any liberal illuminati have a brain or do they just think about big gulps all days! Classic.
“No doubt she was too busy daydreaming about 2012 and thinking of new ways to throw her latest benefactor under the bus.”
It is all projection all the time with you lefties.
Totally unfair!! Wine through the nose stings like you wouldn’t believe! On a more serious note, I heard Biden saying today that McCain has “shaky hands” and what we need in the White House is a “steady hand.” I am so tired of the hot-headed-fighter-pilot-scenario bullshit.
When the comment by Biden, about how he knew Obama would be tested by a crisis in the first 6 months. That his response would be one that caused their poll numbers to go down. But in the end would be proven correct.
When I heard that I thought of the USSR’s method of “war games”. Every move, every shot was scripted out, rehearsed until everyone did it perfectly. It was a play put on for the “masters” but nothing like war or even real war games.
This crisis is or will be a play. The script is written. The players rehearsed. Now they only await the Star to arrive on set. then the play will commence.
It will not go as planned however as many of the other actors believe they deserve the lead role and will act accordingly. Actual life is much more than can be captured in any script. Truth is always stranger than fiction.
when he’s actually a mendacious douche.
The correct word is mendoucheous.
An example dot dot dot (h/t Joe Biden) ST is a mendoucheous asshat.
This whole Biden fiasco and the global test that he predicted for Baracky has to be the single most telling point, in my view, of how just how much in-the-bag the media is for their campaign. He magically takes a day off from campaigning, comes back, walks back and essentially lies about what he really said, and the media is still talking about whether or not the RNC can legally purchase clothes for Gov. Palin and whether or not her correct answer to a 3rd grader was wrong.
For the love of all that’s good, someone medicate Greenspan immediately.
I think I would take Joey a little more seriously if he had a John Bolton-type mustache. You could look at that, and it would take your mind off what he was saying.
Silver Whistle, if Biden had a Bolton mustache, it would be the one doing the talking — and if Joe tried to interrupt, the ‘stache would bitch-slap him right there in front of everybody.
Yeah, Joey Plugs would know his place all right, and he’d keep his stupid mouth shut.
Greetings:
Senator Joseph Biden (nom de Mafia, “Joey Plugsâ€Â) reminds me of a loudmouth guy that used to come into my father’s favorite bar, “Archer’sâ€Â. Once, when I was about seven, my father took me there on a Saturday afternoon to watch the then New York Giants baseball game on TV. I was sitting at the bar with my father, having my Coke with two cherries, when the loudmouth guy thought he saw an opportunity to insert himself into our afternoon. Over he comes, in his gladhanding way, and says too loudly, “Well, Ted, are you going to introduce me to your boy-o?â€Â

Now, my father didn’t suffer, and had no intention of ever suffering, fools gladly. Taking a long pull on his Lucky Strike cigarette, and exhaling slowly, he answered, in that New York way, with a question, “What are you doing at this end of the bar?â€Â