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dO!uble standards

See them tumbling down
Pledging their love to the ground
Lonely but free I’ll be found
Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds…

How anybody can vote for this guy is, frankly, beyond me.

62 Replies to “dO!uble standards”

  1. maggie katzen says:

    what is it!? what is it!?

    stupid office.

  2. urthshu says:

    Yeah, I can’t get sound from that.

  3. Carin says:

    Losers!!!

    Of course, I’m the one stuck in the house with five unruly children, so perhaps I’ve got this mixed up.

  4. Tman says:

    So is it Patriotic for me to say that I hate this fucking guy?

    Cause I really hate this fucking guy.

  5. Carin says:

    But, anyway, did you see my post below? Ayers is just a perfesser. Highly decorated, if you will. Let’s just not talk -either – about his philosophy of education.

    I’m sure it’s simply to hard to understand. We’d prolly take everything out of context.

    I wonder what Ayers would think of home schooling?

  6. alppuccino says:

    There is nothing worse than a big pussy who says “Any place, any time!” or “Why don’t you say that to my face?” and then doesn’t back it up. That’s exactly the type of president we need.

    “Oh yeah Kim Jong? Why don’t you say that to my face? ……..is he walking over here? ……..oh fuck, he’s walking over here….”

  7. Carin says:

    I think, though, that the issue is Baracky doesn’t find anything wrong with Ayers. He knows the connection is unfortunate politically, but he never took a stand (refusing to associate with him) because he believed like that woman I linked below believed. Great mind. Genius on educational theory. yad yad aya.

    All this hay we are making out of the issue is nothing but attempts to score political points.

  8. alppuccino says:

    “Hello? Barack. Hey – John McCain. Say Barack, why don’t you an me get together. Just you and me and a TV camera and I can give you the Ayers stuff to your face?”

    “Wha…sor…my…pho……break….up. I’ll have to call you back…..” *dial tone*

  9. urthshu says:

    >>I wonder what Ayers would think of home schooling?

    He’d say its a racist attempt to limit white kid’s interaction with black kids.

  10. SevenEleventy says:

    If Ayers was such a genius regarding educational theory, why didn’t translate into success for the Anneburg Challenge(epic fail)?

  11. Sdferr says:

    ABC has Obambi interview.

    Oh, we know who you are Barack. What we wonder is, why don’t your friends in the media know who you are? Or if they know as well as we do, why they won’t share that information with the rest of America?

  12. Dash Rendar says:

    Comment by SevenEleventy on 10/9 @ 12:13 pm

    For all we know, the minds of thousands of little kiddies are now turned on to oppression studies socialism and the like. It’d be interesting to know where the CAC money went.

  13. Carin says:

    Well, home schooled children certainly suffer from the “social justice” lesson they so desperately need.

  14. SevenEleventy says:

    If Ayers was such a genius regarding educational theory, then why didn’t it translate into success for the Anneburg Challenge(epic fail)?

    Aaaarrgh!

  15. SevenEleventy says:

    html tag(epic fail)!

  16. Jeffersonian says:

    Dammit, all I get is a red X. Can someone post a link?

  17. Patrick says:

    White yuppie guilt on the one side. Plantation democrats, in lockstep, on the other.

    One group can’t forgive themselves (even though they have no culpability in slavery or the class warfare being wated). The other group refuses to give up the leverage of guilt.

    Quite pathetic, on both sides.

  18. SevenEleventy says:

    Dash, I worked for a non-profit for seven years. Administrative costs were seventy-five cents of every dollar.

  19. Jeffersonian says:

    Oh, BTW.

  20. C Smith says:

    The interesting bit about the SNL bailout sketch was seeing Mr. Soros listed as “Owner, Democratic Party”.
    The anti-Maverick voted for SteamerFest ’08, after “suspending his campaign” to deal with it.
    Should have done something Mavericky, like support individual states helping their own constituencies, instead of Yet Another Federal Shackling.
    One wonders if Senator McCain isn’t doing Mr. Soros’ bidding, albeit less overtly than Senator Obama?

  21. Dash Rendar says:

    Yea, good point. I’m sure a bunch of those monies went to gazebos for change! or some other such nonsense.

  22. Canuck J says:

    Comment by alppuccino on 10/9 @ 12:11 pm #

    “Hello? Barack. Hey – John McCain. Say Barack, why don’t you an me get together. Just you and me and a TV camera and I can give you the Ayers stuff to your face?”

    “Wha…sor…my…pho……break….up. I’ll have to call you back…..” *dial tone*

    It seems to me that McCain had the perfect opportunity for exactly that the other night, but he didn’t (pardon the pun) capitalize on it.

  23. alppuccino says:

    It seems to me that McCain had the perfect opportunity for exactly that the other night, but he didn’t (pardon the pun) capitalize on it.

    You think Canuck? The sanitized Brokaw Theatre was the perfect opportunity to move off of one of those well-thought-out-hard-hitting-controversial questions and call Obama out on his alliances.

    You forget that McCain asked Obama repeatedly to tour the country and let the people get to know them through a series of town hall meetings. Barack couldn’t knock over enough chairs scrambling away from that idea.

    And now it’s “I dare you to say that to my face”. Obama’s a coward who hides behind Charlie Gibson’s gingham skirt.

  24. thor says:

    O! is the 1!

    That’s all I have to say about it.

    Hi cynn.

    That too.

  25. Sdferr says:

    And Charlie Gibson is just the man to get the thrill out of the deal, alp. Oooh, Lookie Me! I started a fight! Now what do you have to say, Sen. McCain?

  26. alppuccino says:

    Don’t go soft now thor. This is the home stretch brother.

  27. SevenEleventy says:

    Barack Hussein Obama is a funny name, just ask him!

  28. mojo says:

    Retort: See “Way of the Gun”, Sarah Silverman’s face punched.

  29. cranky-d says:

    That’s all I have to say about it.

    No, it isn’t, not by a long shot. You’ll continue to inundate us with your infantile observations and pathetic pseudo-intellectual statements for a long time to come. No matter who wins the election, you will continue to be you, a sad little man blubbering for any attention you can get, good or bad.

    By the way, you’re welcome.

  30. DarthRove says:

    I was staring at a sawbuck the other day and it suddenly struck me: Obama looks NOTHING like this guy! Why the hell would I vote for that??!

  31. maggie katzen says:

    sawbuck!?

    RACIST!!!

  32. SevenEleventy says:

    I’ll have to install KlanScrubber v2.5.1!

  33. happyfeet says:

    oh. It’s time to make squares for the pool for when the media will float the McCain will institute the draft story. I take October 13 I think.

  34. BJTexs says:

    Well what do you think will come first, hf? Instituting the draft or overturning Roe v. Wade by EXECUTIVE FIAT!!!!!

    I think McCain will have more raw power than !O! if elected. 25 wars we’ll be fighting. Stem cells and abortion will disappear. 18 year olds will be running to Venezuela to escape the draft and the 25 wars. MCDESPOT!

  35. BJTexs says:

    Oh and Ayres will so be breaking rocks at a labor camp in Northern Alaska. MCDESPOT!

  36. BJTexs says:

    Cuz that’s what the ads say, that he can’t be trusted not to just sweep all of those things either away or in depending on, you know, which things need to be swept or instituted.

    Don’t even get me started on the inauthentic female fundamentalist chaw spittin’ trailer trash, now!

  37. thor says:


    Comment by alppuccino on 10/9 @ 12:41 pm #

    Don’t go soft now thor. This is the home stretch brother.

    Fear not my lack of harassment. I went filthy as thirty-six pigs on ’em in the Pub. I could feel their boils gurgle pus and blood right through the intertoobs.

  38. BJTexs says:

    Gack! Stock market down almost 7% with 8 minutes in the session.

    Fetal position here I come!

  39. BJTexs says:

    That would be the Dow Thirty, of course. Yeesh, General Motors is down to 5.25, off over 87% from its 52 week high!

    Bicycles are looking good!

  40. cranky-d says:

    With a market collapse, the progressives are going to grab even more control over the economy in the name of “helping us.” If you think we have socialism in this country now, wait until you see what’s coming next.

  41. Rob Crawford says:

    That would be the Dow Thirty, of course. Yeesh, General Motors is down to 5.25, off over 87% from its 52 week high!

    Hmmm… are their assets (minus debts, of course) worth more per share than the stock’s selling at?

    Because if so…

  42. Canuck J says:

    You think Canuck? The sanitized Brokaw Theatre was the perfect opportunity to move off of one of those well-thought-out-hard-hitting-controversial questions and call Obama out on his alliances.

    You forget that McCain asked Obama repeatedly to tour the country and let the people get to know them through a series of town hall meetings. Barack couldn’t knock over enough chairs scrambling away from that idea.

    I just figure if Palin was able to choose to answer questions that weren’t even asked at the VP debate, then her boss, supposedly a maverick, could do the same and attempt to get an answer to a question that the GOP ticket obviously feels is valid.

    I agree, however, that the format for the Presidential debate was ridiculous. The VP debate was much more entertaining.

  43. happyfeet says:

    oh. GM is just down cause I bought some last January. Perfectly normal.

  44. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by alppuccino on 10/9 @ 12:41 pm #

    Don’t go soft now thor.”

    Ha.

    I can just see thor taking Viagra.

    he’d grow about three inches taller.

  45. Bob Reed says:

    hf,
    my vote is October 21st

  46. thor says:

    It’s a total stock market collapse and a progg-stormtrooper takeover, yeah, you’re not clownin’, Cranker.

    Barack is a big-time balls deep penetrator, and he’s on the verge of gripping the birthing flanks.

    It’s like he’s been carving you, as if you were hiding in drifter’s wood and he wanted to see your shape. He wants to remove your heartbeat. All that he couldn’t see, he’s pared it down, and he’s got what’s Left.

    You get in there, and down come out or say a word, you’re mine, you little thing you. “C’mere, Little Bones, happy hour is here. Look what’s got all scared-sticky down there. $2.50 for Reagan’s years and a $1.50 for imported beers. Happy hour is here. Ronnie’s not dead down there. That’s right, eat that chicken slaw and his little buttered bones”

    You never know, this could be one of those days of warning. What can you do, they’ll fault God and we’ll just be all fucked too.

    Rob banks, run after trains, we’re not tin can men meant to be dragged from those SUV’s bumbers. Scream lines from Macbeth just to show ’em who you really hate, once you pull down your silky red capes.

    Yearn, everywhere, yearn! Skinny hungry toes dance in the throes of the get’m’round trickle down.

  47. happyfeet says:

    oh. I was guessing they will want to make him answer for it in the third debate is why I picked 13. Remember in ’06 that article about how making people deny stuff is almost as good as making them own it? It was in the W Post I think. I might be misremembering the thesis.

  48. slackjawedyokel says:

    @47:
    Thor is Nipsy Russell? Who knew?

  49. thor says:

    She didn’t know about borrowing money. Look at her, she’s an isle! Lady Liberty, she didn’t know.

    I’m keeping my hands on the table, my feet on the floor, my eyes forward and my pride pressed against the door.

    Borrowed money, she didn’t know. She flew her own colors neither the Left’s nor the Right’s, neither for the rich or poor. For the masses huddled and nothing more.

    If we throw enough rocks one rock might break though. But, then again, I read Architectural Digest, and I have a beautiful condo, so I know what I’m doing, the Santa Fe has a tradition.

    And I take shots at the passing cars with my finger gun. In anticipation I even destroyed the map I so carefully dotted. It’s where I’d dump all the bodies. If it came to that.

    Are you really the messiah? Yes I am. I read books.

    Put you head down close to the barrel and I’ll put my head right behind yours. You’ll die instantly but I’ll have seconds if not minutes of additional agony.

    Wait! We don’t need to kill ourselves. The faulty lock. The door’s ajar, the jar’s adoor! Spooked! That’s how Cranky blew his head off. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

    Let Ry Cooder sing his eulogy. He just couldn’t handle cleaning the Killer Whale Tank no more.

  50. Mikey NTH says:

    #31 Darth Rove:

    I don’t think anyone voted for Treasury Secretary Hamilton for President.

    But a Vice-President did shoot him, and unlike Mr. Cheney Mr. Burr didn’t miss.

  51. thor says:

    Too stupid to be lured, too dumb for fuckin’ words; it’s like tho God-less powers converged.

    Hi, Mikey. What’s up with your matching purse?

  52. Ric Locke says:

    Y’know, this is inspiring me to work harder. I really want to keep Internet access until thor and the others discover that Obama and his handlers don’t need them any more.

    Some clue may be had from CBS’s story about conditions on Obama’s airplane and around his campaign, as related in several places and today picked up by Instapundit. Reynolds has the proper observation: no matter what goes on, no matter how the Press is treated, they’re gonna come back next morning with a photo of Obama with a nimbus of Godlike glory around his head, over a story about dear Mr. Ayers the eccentric professor, and a page-sixteen shot of McCain lit to make him look like a geriatric frog over a kiloword of expostulation that it’s time to send the uppity snow-nigger and her buck-ofay husband back to Alaska. There is therefore no need to waste precious campaign funds getting the airplane cleaned, nor any reason to trouble the staff with catering to the newsies’ need for schedules. I suspect that there are roughly equivalent surprises waiting for thor.

    Regards,
    Ric

  53. Sdferr says:

    And Obama pays CBS back by buying a half-hour of primetime CBS air on Oct. 29, as if to say, “oh, sorry for the odor, here’s some cash. Now can we get on with the program CBS?”

  54. Smutter Bumpsteed says:

    This thor-fuck is stretching his boa constrictor. Is he French Canadian? He’ll get his in a molding double-bed.

    Tracy says hello, party boy.

  55. Mikey NTH says:

    #53 Ric:

    At American Digest Gerard van der Leun says it all.

  56. pdbuttons says:

    ratings?
    CBS?
    yeah..give it one last shot
    thrppppp!
    Wally Cronkite-reporting off the coast of…
    damn wind[fart] farms

  57. lee says:

    The locker room, an alternative dialog.

    Ayers and Obama trot into the cinder block cave, evidence of the competition showing in their mud stained jerseys, and the bloodshot black eye Ayres pulls down his hat to hide.

    Ayers: Hey Oman, did ya check out that new cheerleader?
    I wonder what Burg they dragged her out from under, hey?

    Obama: She looked bitter to me.
    One of those clingy ones.

    Ayers: Like a pig in lipstick, you ask me!

    Obama: HO HO HO!

    Ayers: Hey, speaking of that, did I tell ya the time I fucked up the other teams mascot?
    It was a Razorback, see?
    Kicked that sow right in the guts, I did.
    That sow shit blood for a week!
    Wished I would’a had a knife.

    Obama: Glad you’re on my team dude!

    Ayres: Damn straight!
    That reminds me,
    I gotta show you my ball handling technique.
    I could make you a star.

    Obama: That would be swell Mr. Ayers.
    Hey, could you help me with my history paper too?

    ~end~

  58. B Moe says:

    Ayers talks like thor?

  59. lee says:

    Nah, thor talks like Ayers.

  60. From the long distance persoective of an Aussie, not a specialist
    “Polie” watcher (but an expert on horse races) I would say one horse is way too old, way too far back, needs blinkers and like the horse in the last race, stumbles and sucks wind. It cant win unless there is a fix on and the jockey jumps off at the furlong post. I’ll grant you the other horse is green and just learning to run but it has a relaxed energy that usuaLLY assists horses to stay all day. So get over it lads and lassies and keep taking your somewhat bitter pills. regards Mindlesley for peter aka beatnikcass, google him, he’s a true Aussie “ome=off”.

  61. McGehee says:

    It cant win unless there is a fix on

    The disconnect between the headlines and the actual news content couldn’t be more glaring.

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