Obama: “So Mr Ayers and I were talking to some people in the know, and I’m pretty sure we’ve figured out a way to get the toast off the plate on a technicality. As for our ‘friend’ the egg whitey omelet — well, let’s just say that a little bit of mau-mauing, some vigorous oppo research, an indictment from PETA, and our new grassroots campaign, ‘Up with Potatoes,’ will make Mr Big Time Entree wish he’d never even been hatched, much less presumed to assume the ‘master’s’ role on this fried spud’s breakfast platter of freedom…”**
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I got some ketchup for your ass, Baracky. And salt. White, white salt.
The image of Pabwo tossing Obama salad makes my day.
Thwack! And then there was one.
Now all the little tikes just need thier own Obama Jugend uniforms. Then they can merrily sing the old school tunes like “Es zittern die morschen Knochen.” I’ll even update it for them. Yot just have to remove that bothersome “Germany” part.
“Brittle bones of the world are trembling
in the face of the red war.
We have smashed this terror,
and it was a great victory for us.
We shall march onwards,
even if everything crashes down in pieces;
for today Obama hears us,
and tomorrow, the whole world.”
“Senator Barack Obama were a side of Diner hashbrowns”
Racist I denounce you.
You know, even if I ever considered – even for a moment despite the mounds of evidence indicating what a bad idea it is – voting for Barack, the attitude of his supporters would put me off.
And I’m not just talking about our resident O!bots, but stuff like this as well. You have even more examples, I’m sure.
Oh shit, I’m an idiot. Nevermind the link – we’re talking about the same thing, apparently.
Shouldn’t he be a waffle? Just sayin’.
Once Obama is elected, you’ll be one of the first sent to the Improvement camps so that your attitude can better reflect the true spirit of America.
So, you do have that going for you.
The Obamarrhoids remind me of that scene in an episode of “The Simpsons” where they sent Maggie to the Ayn Rand day care center — in particular the scene (spoofing The Birds) where Homer and Marge arrive to take her home.
Line of the day over at Reason:
I don’t know guys…I always used to vote for the guy with the best children’s choir. I’m kind of a one issue voter that way.
In your best Johnny Mac voice:
Hey Jews,
Don’t let me down.
I was around when, you founded Israel.
Obama, is such a fucking tool
Ivy league school, don’t make you Moses.
So throw him out and let me in,
Ignore his skin,
If he could he’d give Arafat a hand job.
And don’t you know that with Iran,
Obama’s plan
Involves the balls of Ahmadinajead.
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
all true.
White children are so cute I think. Freaking adorable.
I’ve never seen a better case for CPS intervention…
Like little angels, really.
Nuh-uh. Japanese kids are teh kewt.
Where’s the whitey bathroom?
Ho-K, must be going to a stoopid meeting, wherein I plan to be indoctrinated for the Good of All. I will return when the electroshocks wear off.
TTYL
Only thing cuter than Japanese kids is mogwais I think.
Serendipitous that you should mention the little fellas, hf. A colleague and I were (for entirely unrelated reasons) discussing just an hour ago the implications of daylight savings time for the Don’t-Feed-‘Em-After-Midnight Rule.
Was he baked to a delicate crunch or quick fried to a crackly crunch?
I await JD’s denouncement.
Oh and Al, that was teh kewl. I bows.
oh. I’m glad someone’s on top of it, B. That could be potentially dire. Hmm. I just got an IM what just said All Hell Is Going To Break Loose Tomorrow. Whatever could that mean you think?
I liked Al’s song too. Jews vote funny.
hf, it sounds like somebody dropped a gremlin in a lake.
I just want to announce that this year I’m citing the Jews’ mindless support for Democrats as my reason for not going to synagogue on Rosh Hashana.
you mean mogwai
The blood of two Canadians — Terrence and Philip — is going to be spilled in Colorado.
This calls for an uber-denuciation and condemnation. Consider it done.
FWIW – Half-Vietnamese half-American babies are the cutest.
THE STREETS SHALL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON-BELIEVERS !!!!!! SCURRILOUS INFIDELS TAKE NOTE, AND LISTEN TO MY PROPHETIC WORDS.
Well, JD, yours certainly are the cutest evah.
oh. gremlins and mogwais both multiply with water. I looked it up. Good to know.
Obaminations. Obamatons, Obamessiah. Obamydeadbody. Obathorizine. Obackoffmyfrontporch. Obarametricfront. Obamotives. Barackthebusovergranny.
Fun with Obama!
BJ – Just think how cute my girls would be if their father was better looking … considering that they have my genes, they have done alright.
but gremlins and mogwai both hate sunlight. Is there no room for them in the Lightbringer’s world?
JD has the cutest kids and mogwais are cute but not as cute as JD’s kids and Terrence and Philip might could die and people are getting laid off is what’s happening and the only good thing that happened today is that they brought the coffee. And Jeff made many postings.
iNFIDELations. INFIDELatons, INFIDELessiah. INDFIDELmydeadbody. INFIDELathorizine. INFIDELoffmyfrontporch. INFIDELarametricfront. INFIDELamotives. INFIDELthebusovergranny.
Happy – I misplaced your email address. I was going to send you some pics of my little angels.
I’ll send you an email right now
PBUH: Have some of those succulent figs and chill. Don’t drink the wine, though.
johndallen at sbcglobal dot net. Thanks, HF.
I ran into a jihadi the other day, and I could’ve sworn he was announcing that the founder of Cuba’s communist regime was in his last hours. He just kept repeating “Fidel dyin’! Fidel dyin’!”
I may have come into the monologue a little out of tempo, though.
IF IT WAS A TRUE JIHADI, A BROTHER BORN OF BLOOD, YOU WOULD NO LONGER BE SPEAKING LIKE A FORKED TONGUED SERPENT. NOW I WILL GO BANG MY SCIMTAR AGAINST MY FOREHEAD TO PROVE TO THE INFIDEL WORLD HOW PASSIONATELY I CARE ABOUT MY BELIEFS.
Damn
BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
It’s not easy keeping track of the sockpuppets, is it JD? I learned that lesson the hard way with “nishi’s doppelganger.”
The doppleganger was EPIC.
a riot![ha!]- breakfast is the most important…uh..thing of the day
but I axe u- how could u fergit cocoa-puffs? are u anti-cereal? or just against milk?
wine in the morning
and breakfast at night
I’m beginning to see the light
There’s this place I like what used to make hashbrowns out of zucchini, served with sour cream on the side. Very good but they take forever to cook and the place got really popular and orders were backing up so now they don’t hashbrown them they just cook them and call them shreds. Ned’s Shreds, cause the place was called Ned’s when the guy that owns it now bought it. Last time I was there we saw Mo Collins, who is very very tiny and might could really appreciate some tasty shreds. I had the french toast where they coat it in Frosted Flakes. It’s called frosted french toast. Somehow it didn’t taste either like french toast or frosted flakes, just was a sort of a nice texture but no real flavor, but the fruit stuff on top was good. The girl I took there, she asked the owner guy what kind of coffee they used cause she thought it was really good or whatever and he said Farmer Brothers and she started to go on and on about how she would have to get some and she was kind of embarrassed when I told her it was a foodservice brand mostly. He just looked at her like she was an idiot. Then we went to Target.
“BANG MY SCIMTAR AGAINST MY FOREHEAD”…
JD – My SCIMTAR won’t reach that far. Did you buy something off of the internets that made it grow so much?
And where the hell were you during the debate? (JD I mean…)
What is a manscape?
MC – Any real man can bang his scimtar against his forehead …
During the debate? I had to turn off the plasma as I was about to throw something at it during the course of one of Baracky’s brazen lies …
The prez is black,
The Veep is white,
The whole world looks upon the sight.
The Veep is white,
The prez is black
He did some coke, but never crack.
That shit is wha-aa-aack.
And now’s the time
to understand
Barack will rule o’er all the land.
Manscape? Erm, it’s a partial descriptor – but nothing like a scimtar.
I had my drones wrap me up in my cape so I wouldn’t crack the plasma. I spat a lot at it.
O!, the heroic “Blue Plate Organizer”, is gonna get some justice for the toast…
I mean, although Mr. Big Time Entree pretends to be down with victual justice, everyone in the diner knows he is a…a…a…POTAAAAAAATOISTS!!11!!eleventy!1!1!!
And then Mr. Big Time Entree is gonna be toast…
Alp…
Three Dogs rolled over in their graves at that… unbeautiful sight…
Hee hee hee! <taunting singsong> I made the mask slip! </taunting singsong>
Three Dogs rolled over in their graves at that… unbeautiful sight…
You mean that shit wasn’t tight?
Three Dog Sight? What?
I found that children choir really creepy, and not in a fun, Halloween way either.
I’m fairly certain now that Obama is the antichrist.