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“Luke, I am your father.”

Just another influence to deny or throw under the bus, I guess…

(h/t RTBA)

49 Replies to ““Luke, I am your father.””

  1. Dan Collins says:

    Dead guys don’t scream as loudly when they’re thrown under.

  2. Mr. Pink says:

    Well since he dedicated “Rules for Radicals” to Satan maybe he will be able to come back and accept acknowledge for his handiwork. Can we say SC nod from Obama? Yes We Can!

  3. Jeffersonian says:

    Mau-mauing the vote catchers.

  4. SarahW says:

    “When executed meticulously and thoughtfully, it is a powerful strategy for initiating change,/b> and making it really happen. Obama learned his lesson well.”

    Lambcannon will be sorry to hear it.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    I think we ought to introduce Lamb Cannon to Incontinentia Buttocks, aka Andrew Sullivan.

  6. dicentra says:

    EVERYBODY LOOK, VANDERLEUN AND THE ANCHORESS HAVE DECLARED IT AN ALL CAPS-LOCK ELECTION!

    FALL INTO LINE, PEOPLE!!!! CONFORMITY WILL SET YOU FREE!!!

  7. maggie katzen says:

    YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

  8. dre says:

    Can you throw Lucifer under the bus?

  9. dicentra says:

    I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART, BUT THEN RACHEL LUCAS TOOK ME BY THE HAND AND SHOWED ME THAT I WEREN’T.

    THANK YOU RACHEL! I WILL NOW PLEDGE TO VOTE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN I ARE!

  10. cranky-d says:

    BECAUSE OF THE… I DON’T REMEMBER, THE WORD HAS TOO MANY SYLLAB… I DON’T KNOW THAT EITHER… THINGIES!!!!

  11. cranky-d says:

    SHOULDN’T THAT HAVE BEEN, “WHO IS SMARTER THAN I ARE?” JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT HERE!

  12. kelly says:

    WHY ALL THE SHOUTING?

  13. N. O'Brain says:

    HUH?

  14. Ana says:

    IT’S CAPSLOCK AND EXCLA…EXCLA…LINES AND DOTS UNTIL…OOOOOOH!!!! BUTTERFLY!!!!

  15. N. O'Brain says:

    THIS is interesting:

    “Since 1860, the year that Abraham Lincoln became the first Republican president, only three Democrats have won the White House with a majority of the popular vote. Each of the three—Franklin D. Roosevelt, Lyndon Johnson, and Jimmy Carter—were aided by extraordinary circumstances.

    Roosevelt was elected during the depths of the Great Depression. Johnson was elected less than a year after he assumed the presidency following the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Carter was elected in the immediate aftermath of Watergate, a time that makes even the current challenges faced by the Republican Party seem tame by comparison.

    For a while, it appeared to many that Barack Obama might be able to expand the traditional limits of Democratic appeal and break through the 50% ceiling. But despite all the polling done by Rasmussen Reports and others this season, he has not yet broken through that barrier.”

    -The Rasmussen Report

    http://tinyurl.com/5egk9h

    (via Dissecting Leftism http://dissectleft.blogspot.com/)

  16. kelly says:

    CAPSLOCK

    Any of you clever people into anagrams? Come on, give it try!

  17. Mikey NTH says:

    When executed meticulously and thoughtfully,

    That’s sort of a pre-requisite for any strategy to be successful. I don’t know of too many strategies that succeed wildly due to sloppy and thoughtless execution.

    #18 kelly:
    We already knew that. We are the smart people. All your will now belongs to us. Follow. Follow.

  18. John E O says:

    COCKSLAP!

  19. BJTexs says:

    WOE TO YOU WHO THOUGHT CAPSLOCK WOULD ALLOW YOU TO ENERGIZE YOUR DISCUSSION. YOU ARE BEHIND THE CURVE BILLY HICK MOUNTAIN BLADE!

    NOW YOU MUST BOLD TO SHOUT ON TEH INTERTUBES!!!! HOLLA!!!!

    This, on the other hand, is weenie talk, the literary equivalent of covering your gonads when you play volleyball.

    GROW HAIR IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES!!!!

  20. Bob Reed says:

    I hear the folks at Psychicpowernet have channelled Marx, Lenin, and Stalin, and that they too were proud of the Democratic Party and convention…

    They also said that Goebbles was very impressed by Axelrod…

    Leni said that the Denver Obama-palooza didn’t come off so well though…Ahe could give them a few suggestions though; they simply had to call the net’s hotline for details…And have their credit card ready!

  21. kelly says:

    That’s just disturbing, BJT. So disturbing I laughed out loud.

  22. Ana says:

    Now don’t fergit you stupids. Yarn’t supposed to vote for someone ’cause she has a purdy mouth. Hard to resist seeing as she has all her teeth and such.

  23. Mr. Alinsky the Younger seems mostly in awe of the skill with which the propoganda is being ladled out. Call it the triumph of the will skill, or the inevitable dialectic victory of style over substance.

    The chocolate ration has been increased to thirty grams.

  24. Sdferr says:

    kos plac

  25. kelly says:

    Keep ’em coming, guys.

  26. OCP SLACK (it’s a Robocop thang)

  27. LACK COPS (remember how important it was to put cops on the street a few years ago?)

    CKAL COPS (works better aurally for you Bill Ayers fans)

  28. CLAP SOCK
    LAPS COCK
    PALS COCK

  29. Sdferr says:

    polack, s.c.

  30. Slartibartfast says:

    EVERYBODY LOOK, VANDERLEUN AND THE ANCHORESS HAVE DECLARED IT AN ALL CAPS-LOCK ELECTION!

    FALL INTO LINE, PEOPLE!!!! CONFORMITY WILL SET YOU FREE!!!

    Soooo pwned.

  31. Slartibartfast says:

    Bastidges.

  32. Ric Locke says:

    I demand that Jeff take out the code that strips the <font> tag. For real emphasis, you need Arial Black in eighteen point.

    Regards,
    Ric

  33. Sdferr says:

    Oy, next thing you know we’ll have comment boxes lookin like pogo strips.
    W. Kelly’s estate will be wanting royalties.

  34. Bod says:

    You mean like this, Ric?

  35. Bod says:

    Ugh. buggery buggery buggery. The script strips CSS too!

  36. guinsPen says:

    Free Helvetica Bold!

  37. RTO Trainer says:

    Mmmmmmm….

    Bourbon.

  38. N. O'Brain says:

    “Free Helvetica Bold!”

    No thanks, I already have two at home.

  39. RTO Trainer says:

    And two is the lonliest number since the number one.

  40. TmjUtah says:

    That I ever saw, true.

  41. kelly's estate says:

    Give unto me. thnx

  42. Sdferr says:

    Um, well, ok, sure, but first don’t we have to re-capture that special somemat what’s spoutin out the mowf of P.T. Bridgeport, such as “A Foul and Farcial Fillip of Fate! Where’s he buried?” (I Go Pogo, p.51) only with the requisite three typefaces and assorted squiggles in order to cross that still elusive threshold of copyright encroachment?

  43. Fletch says:

    This message was aprroved by Obama-thor 2008. (NSFW!)

  44. Fletch says:

    aprroved

    I think I meant to say “arrr-proved” in honor of National Talk Like a Pirate Day… ;o)

  45. Slartibartfast says:

    NSFW, Fletch.

    It’s generally good form to give folks a warning.

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