Once you’ve lost the Rosie vote, you’ve pretty much lost the election.
— If, of course, the election happens to be for “people who you’d least like to have show up at one of your parties, no matter how many boxes of Dunkin’ Munchkins or how many 64oz bottles of A&W rootbeer she has her personal assistant schlep up the stairs and lay out on the buffet table.”
Okay, I’ll bite: who the hell is Elizabeth Hasselbeck? Like, I just read the Wikipedia entry (because I’ve never heard of EH before – sorry), but who is she in Rosie’s what-passes-for-a-mind?
You know how you know you’re getting old? You can remember the era in which Rosie O’Donnell was actually mildly likeable and you could watch her TV show without wanting to put your fist through a wall.
Oh, Puck, that was an time that never was.
Here is the full passage cut and pasted:
so thrilled the conventions r done
more addicting than survivor
almost real reality
enough
sarah p – elisabeth h
identical cousins
women who hunt in high heels
gives one pause
Remind you of anyone?
No, really, Rob Crawford. I’m being serious. I’m talking mid-late 90s. “A League of Their Own,” her daytime show, her supposed (and now, totally laughable) crush on Tom Cruise.
I’m not saying I wanted to be her best bud or anything. But she was as watchable as anybody else on daytime TV. Yes, damning with faint praise, but still.
Remind you of anyone?
Holy melted girder, Batman, a Sufi rug-muncher!
Buffalo Gals won’t you come out tonight…
Oh lord, please don’t quote R. But, at least we see where nishi got her inspiration.
Comment by Marco on 9/10 @ 1:08 pm #
Okay, I’ll bite: who the hell is Elizabeth Hasselbeck?
Token conservative on “The View”, mainly famous for giving Rosie the screaming shit-fits.
Ask Rosie about steel and its properties. It’s a hoot!
Elizabeth Hasslebeck is the wife of a guy named Matt Hasslebeck who used to be the QB for the Seahawks, maybe still is. She used to be on a show called “The View” where a quartet of women set around and squawk over the top of each other for an hour or so. Alledgedly it’s entertainment. Hasslebeck got inside Rosie’s OODA cause she wouldn’t let her just spew irrational shit 24/7 w/o challenging her to verify occasionally.
Oh Fuck!!! Is “squawk” a gender nuetral term? I can’t remember.
Just in case, I denounce myself.
PS. Elizabeth ain’t hard to look at.
OK. I denounce myself again for thinking that shit out loud.
Rosie makes Helen Thomas look good. And being a Seahawk fan I think she is actually (Elizabeth) married to Matt’s brother Tim.
I’m still thinking of the potential of hunting in high heels.
I have to take every opportunity to trash the fat unhappy bitch Rosie whenever I can. It’s a promise I made to myself and to the world. She’s angry, and she’s got to let us all know it.
“Oh Fuck!!! Is “squawk†a gender nuetral term? I can’t remember.”
I prefer “squick” myself. :-)
#11, correction…She is the wife of the brother of NFL quarterback Matt, who is still very much the quarterback of the Seahawks. He, Matt, took some local heat for the Rosie-EH flare up last year on the View, and again when he went to a function for the President when he was in town. This is after all The Peoples Republic of Seattle. He was at the time chastized for not just “sticking to football”.