Scratch that. Bulletproof bras make a . . . come. (h/t Hot Air Headlines)
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Shooting a tit is like shooting Winnie the Pooh. Nobody would do that.
Oh, but wouldn’t they? What if he tried protecting Piglet?
Disappoinment. They are just ordinary sports-bras made mandatory for police duty to go beneath a bullet vest. hotlinked photo
Dan, Betty Page is on the phone. She has a warehouse full, ya know.
Nonsense, Sarah. Don’t you recognize mithril when you see it?
Didn’t Austin Powers have a scene with hotties wearing bullet bras?
I need something to wear with my laser-spanx. Dang German engineering, isn’t what it once was.
SarahW – The lasers go on the sharks heads.
I have been working very long hours trying to develop a nipple gun as an accessory to this bra. I think buzzed women in bars will make me rich.
Imagine some bozo comes up and is starting to drive you crazy. You say: “Hey! Wanna suck my nipple?” And then – BANG (or maybe a small “pop” if you have the silencer)! Right in his eye if you have good hand/eye coordination. Problem solved. For yourself and many other grateful women.
I’m glad nobody thought of this when I was young, though.
Laser spanx, and all that implies….
TLD’s just trying to get laid.
Huh. I thought the problem of stopping bullets with boobies was solved already. With silicone.
This thread is not getting enough attention. Imagine Denise Richards with bullet spewing breastesses.
Wild Things!
Very cool… maybe I’ll get my wife a pair for christmas… don’t wanna take any risks…