I feel bad for that guy he ate. He had his whole life ahead of him, but he got eaten on a Greyhound bus. What the hell is that? It’s nasty brutish and short is what it is. And the rest of still wake up and hop around like fluffy bunnies. Except for Jeff. Even though sleeping Jeff would probably have had just as hard a go of it… The trick is I guess not to let them catch you sleeping. I’m not a big public sleeper, but I will remember this in the future.
Somebody had a good comment over at wattsupwiththat about now James Hansen will be pissed that now we’re melting Mars’ water, too. Fucking global warming causing humans!
– NASA will go ahead with the Mars colonization project with much more confidence now. The Fem Astronauts will stop agitating now that they know they’ll be able to wash their space pantyhose.
– Reid and Fran-Nan had better escape from the Capital building fast. The gang of ten is trying to blind side them with an energy bill.
– BTW PW’ers. If the moonbats seem a bit more irrational and cranky today, Gallops polling numbers for Friday show its a dead heat at 44% for each candidate. The Race card must have back-fired this time. Left losses that edge they’ve got big problems in Messiah Moon-land.
I think the O! is starting to unravel quite quickly now. By election time, he will be so dizzy from spinning so fast, that he will appear to be drunk out of his mind (which he already appers to be, as far as I am concerned).
And Geezer,
“…prob’ly drinkin’ whiskey, and smokin’ big cigars.
Yeah I know I had it comin’…”
With apologies to Mr. Cash for changing the words. I am an old country freak, and this man was one of the giants…along with Merle.
I think that fran-nan need not worry. She was given that gavel by the people of the United States, and will use it to beat the bejesus out of anybody who opposes her. She IS saving the planet, after all, and it doesn’t matter how many people starve to death or lose their homes in defense of “THE PLANET”.
Energy prices? What’s the problem with energy prices completely destroying our economy? What could be more noble than “saving the whole fucking planet?”
It’s about time that gas prices got so high that you can’t even make it to work on a some days. You greedy humans!
oh. And the rest of *us* still still wake up and hop around like fluffy bunnies is what I meant.
Ok then. Other Guy talked NG into starting the Master Cleanse on Monday. I hate when that happens. It’s just so la la la la la and the next thing you know they’re talking about their bowels.
Jawa report has more on that beheader guy…a name, a picture, and one apparent motive: snacking.
I feel bad for that guy he ate. He had his whole life ahead of him, but he got eaten on a Greyhound bus. What the hell is that? It’s nasty brutish and short is what it is. And the rest of still wake up and hop around like fluffy bunnies. Except for Jeff. Even though sleeping Jeff would probably have had just as hard a go of it… The trick is I guess not to let them catch you sleeping. I’m not a big public sleeper, but I will remember this in the future.
Can it be used to brew beer?
“Dinner during our trip will be your choice of entree, served with fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
Perhaps they should be more specific.
The water, I mean. Dang
continentalthread drift.God, Greyhound sucks.
Didn’t mean to tromp on you Dan, mine was scheduled to post while I was gone.
Somebody had a good comment over at wattsupwiththat about now James Hansen will be pissed that now we’re melting Mars’ water, too. Fucking global warming causing humans!
The guy he ate was a Carnie.. that may play into this.. The smell of cabbage can drive some men mad..
Well, not melting it’s water, but rather it’s ice. Time to start drinking something that goes well with a splash of water…
This thread is pretty confusing.
Did harry Reid eat that guy? Was he a water sprite from Mars?
And did Humpin’ Harry claim the oil on Mars, or is he waiting for the election?
– NASA will go ahead with the Mars colonization project with much more confidence now. The Fem Astronauts will stop agitating now that they know they’ll be able to wash their space pantyhose.
– Reid and Fran-Nan had better escape from the Capital building fast. The gang of ten is trying to blind side them with an energy bill.
Hmmm.
Now all we need is some Martian scotch and Ted Kennedy would fund a NASA mission there just to partake of it.
Is there peat on Mars? Although, I can’t stand the son of a bitch, I’ll hitch a ride if so…
– BTW PW’ers. If the moonbats seem a bit more irrational and cranky today, Gallops polling numbers for Friday show its a dead heat at 44% for each candidate. The Race card must have back-fired this time. Left losses that edge they’ve got big problems in Messiah Moon-land.
Mmmmm. Make mine Knob Creek, if it’s affordable on Mars.
An’ I’m wondering, since I hate drinking alone: can we have Mars bars and sing the Folsom Prison Blues, if we want to?
TheGeezer, I’m not waiting for Mars, so I think I’ll drop a splash into a dram of Lagavulin and enjoy the start of the weekend.
12, 16, 25, or 30-year-old Lagavulin? You know, I might be persuaded to wander off the bourbon plantation for an evening, now that you mention it?
They found water, but the Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator is still missing!
“There once was a Martian named Michael Valentine Smith….”
Illudium Q36,
Hey, I test drove one of those the other day. Rough ride. The tires were overfilled I think.
If I ever have to go greyhound its Mars Bars all round. I don’t want the hungry anywhere near me.
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BBH,
I think the O! is starting to unravel quite quickly now. By election time, he will be so dizzy from spinning so fast, that he will appear to be drunk out of his mind (which he already appers to be, as far as I am concerned).
And Geezer,
“…prob’ly drinkin’ whiskey, and smokin’ big cigars.
Yeah I know I had it comin’…”
With apologies to Mr. Cash for changing the words. I am an old country freak, and this man was one of the giants…along with Merle.
Thomas Jerome Newton.. a humanoid alien who fell to Earth looking for small batch bourbon and water for his dying planet…
Well, at least he had things properly prioritized.
Oh, and BBH,
I think that fran-nan need not worry. She was given that gavel by the people of the United States, and will use it to beat the bejesus out of anybody who opposes her. She IS saving the planet, after all, and it doesn’t matter how many people starve to death or lose their homes in defense of “THE PLANET”.
Energy prices? What’s the problem with energy prices completely destroying our economy? What could be more noble than “saving the whole fucking planet?”
It’s about time that gas prices got so high that you can’t even make it to work on a some days. You greedy humans!
Oink oink, my man.
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oh. And the rest of *us* still still wake up and hop around like fluffy bunnies is what I meant.
Ok then. Other Guy talked NG into starting the Master Cleanse on Monday. I hate when that happens. It’s just so la la la la la and the next thing you know they’re talking about their bowels.
just the one still. I should sleep in tomorrow I think.
TheGeezer, if you’re still around. It’s the 16 year old. It’s all I can find in my area, but it is gooooood.
While all that was going on, a child was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus…..rollin’ down highway 41.
And the circle of life is complete.