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Whatever, Dudeherrenvolk [Dan Collins]

George W. Bush is yesterday, the Texas version of the arrogant world power. Obama is all about today: the “everybody really just wants to be brothers and save the world” utopia. As for us, we who sometimes admire and sometimes curse this somewhat anemic, pragmatic democracy, we will have to quickly get used to Barack Obama, the new leader of a lofty democracy that loves those big nice words — words that warm our hearts and alarm our minds.

Let’s allow ourselves to be warmed today, by this man at the Victory Column. Then we’ll take a further look.

I really want to eat this plate full of crap, but I realize it’s a plate full of crap, so don’t judge me.

41 Replies to “Whatever, Dudeherrenvolk [Dan Collins]”

  1. huh. I thought Germans were supposed to be much less emotional than us. well, he’ll have to get in line to have Obama’s love child.

  2. JHoward says:

    Perhaps the height of Obama’s mendacity is taking credit for Bush’s foreign policy. That’s what I said: Despite all the self-induced McChimpyBushCo America hatred (read: leftist self-loathing) only a collectivist cretin with literally no creds like The O! would emerge have the audacity to bask in the relative safety brought about by the previous eight years.

  3. serr8d says:

    ‘President of the World’, ‘utopian’, ‘idealist’…well, Dan, I guess we’re just on the wrong side of the entire rest of the planet’s infatuation-fest.

    Care to fist bump?

  4. yourdaddy says:

    Soon, once Obama is President, this sort of criticism will be extinguished and you will bow down.

    Seig.

    Heil.

  5. TmjUtah says:

    They never did grow those testicles back after ’45, did they?

    Bismark would be ashamed. Not to say that this is a bad thing, but it is sad, just the same.

  6. Good Lt. says:

    Yes, we can will become YES YOU WILL.

  7. Cincinnatus says:

    The hippy love is new and fresh.
    Democracy in the ME is so yesterday.

  8. N. O'Brain says:

    Geesh, I’m re-reading Jonah’s “Liberal Fascism, and at the same time, I’m re-reading Jonah’s “Liberal Fascism”.

  9. Squid says:

    In a few years, we’ll look back fondly on these days when we were merely reading about Liberal Fascism.

    *sigh*

  10. psycho... feels bomby says:

    We have the technology to append …or so the Germans would have us believe to the end of anything any German ever says or writes. So let’s.

  11. McGehee says:

    Bow down
    Bow down
    Before the Hopeyness of Obama
    Or be crushed
    Be crushed
    By-y-y-y-y
    His flappy ears of doom Change!
    *

  12. mojo says:

    “Will it be a fair fight? Is this ‘moose’ armed with any sort of projectile weapon?”

  13. Ouroboros says:

    A couple of white proggies in my office were gushing over O! today and how beloved he is all over the rest of the world .. I remarked that “with all this build up it sure will be something to see if McCain wins this, cause polls are only showing him trailing by a few percent..” to which they replied, “That’ll just be proof of how racist and hateful this country is..”. I snickered a little thinking they were kidding.. making a little joke out of the liberal stereotype of the self loathing white men.. but they weren’t smiling.. and it dawned on me that there really are people that believe the only reason one wouldn’t vote for the Messiah is because he’s black.. That not to support O! really IS evidence of ones racist beliefs…At that I felt a cold chill go up my back. There’s a storm coming in this country.

  14. My wife put it best as I read this column to her:

    “The world where everybody gets to go out to pizza after the game…no matter who wins.”

  15. AJB says:

    OBAMA IS LIKE HITLER!!

    OH MAN THAT’S HILARIOUS I NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!!!!

  16. happyfeet says:

    travelin’ along there’s a song that we’re singin’

    c’mon get happy

    ok no not feeling it. If you let me play the tambourine… maybe.

  17. poppa india says:

    Needs more cowbell.

  18. […] Because I still can. Soon, once Obama is President, this sort of criticism will be extinguished and you will bow down. […]

  19. U238 says:

    Was this the “substanitive” speech we were promised by his campaign? I only ask because not once did he ever say “HOW” he intended to do any of the things “we must do” as citizens of the world.

  20. Sdferr says:

    How’s are for the little people like the generals in Iraq who are only there to carry out the wishes of the Great Strategist who sets the tone and determines the what. “How”? Piffle.

  21. “OBAMA IS LIKE HITLER!!”
    “OH MAN THAT’S HILARIOUS I NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!!!!”

    What a yawner.
    To the humorless “Obama=Hitler” dolts: *NO* re-education camp soup for you!
    (That’s okay, more for me, and dibs on the top bunk!)

  22. Sean M. says:

    I like…

    George W. Bush is yesterday, the Texas version of the arrogant world power.

    …coupled with…

    Let’s allow ourselves to be warmed today, by this man at the Victory Column.

    They’re not very big on the whole irony thing, huh?

  23. B Moe says:

    …Barack Obama, the new leader of a lofty democracy…

    These folks have forgotten what a stone cold bitch Karma is.

  24. Rusty says:

    lofty democracy…

    That’s some pretty high rent democracy, that is. Does it have a doorman?

  25. BJTexs says:

    Hasn’t somebody informed AJB that I OWN THE ALL CAPS FRANCHISE HERE?!?!

    ELEVENTY TO THE POWER OF HEART!!11!!11!!

  26. ccs says:

    That he is an impressive speaker who knows how to casually draw his audience into his image of the world …
    With this drive and this radiance, he managed to drive Hillary Clinton out of the campaign.

    The way I saw it he didn’t drive Hillary out of anything, he just kind of squeeked by.

  27. Mikey NTH says:

    …bow down before the one you serve
    you’re going to get what you deserve…

  28. Evil Old Rich White Guy says:

    I am only disappointed that Andrew Sullivan is off this week, so we can’t read about how this speech was the most “searing, gut-wrenching, nuanced, and deeply, deeply, Christian” since the last one that the Obama-lama-ding-dong gave.

  29. Pablo says:

    #27 Mikey

    Head like a hole
    black as your soul

    RACIST!!!

  30. Dread Cthulhu says:

    Ouroboros: “I remarked that “with all this build up it sure will be something to see if McCain wins this, cause polls are only showing him trailing by a few percent..” to which they replied, “That’ll just be proof of how racist and hateful this country is..”. I snickered a little thinking they were kidding.. making a little joke out of the liberal stereotype of the self loathing white men.. but they weren’t smiling.. and it dawned on me that there really are people that believe the only reason one wouldn’t vote for the Messiah is because he’s black.”

    The time that the nation will be ready for a black man to win the presidency will be the day that one can lose without this petty, whiny claptrap being spewed. Now, me, I’m a “walletist” — I listen to the candidates and vote for the one who doesn’t see my salary as the solution to all the world’s ills. It is a policy that has served me well in the past several elections.

  31. Mr. Pink says:

    “That’ll just be proof of how racist and hateful this country is..”

    I thought that was already proven according to them?

  32. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    “…bow down before the one you serve
    you’re going to get what you deserve…”

    Black as your soul, I’d rather die than give you control (seeing the creepiness of the O! brownshirts, that may be an option).

  33. bergerbilder says:

    Bush is Moses to Obama’s Joshua.

    Moses did all the grunt work, pissed off everyone, and couldn’t enter the Promised Land.

    Joshua blows his horn, the walls crumble, and everyone celebrates.

    What a contrast! Arrogant, grumpy Moses and cheery Joshua with all his blow-his-horniness.

  34. Ouroboros says:

    “The time that the nation will be ready for a black man to win the presidency will be the day that one can lose without this petty, whiny claptrap being spewed.”

    Dc: Exactly.. Wish I could fit this sentence on a t-shirt.

    “I thought that was already proven according to them?”

    Apparently it was.. I thought they were kidding.. Some ignorance is just so huge that when you’re too close to it you cant see it…

    SecProg: THIS IS THE MOST HATE FILLED, VILE PLACE IN THE WORLD TO BE A PERSON OF COLOR..!! WHITEY KEEPS THE BROTHERS DOWN IN POVERTY SO THEY’LL BE FORCED INTO THE ONLY OPTION THEY HAVE: THE MAN’S ARMY, WHERE THEY’LL BECOME KILLBOTS OF BROWN BABIES AND WOMEN IN THE THIRD WORLD!!

    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    SecProg: ….

    Me:M Ahahhahaha… ahhahaha.. aha..heh…. You’re kidding, right?

    SecProg: ….

  35. mojo says:

    People who think Hilly is done, gone, finished? Well, they don’t know her vewy well, do dey?

  36. mac says:

    What is it with Germans and mass outdoor spectacles?

    Barack Obama, Uber Alles!

  37. SevenEleventy says:

    People who think Hilly is done, gone, finished? Well, they don’t know her vewy well, do dey?

    I’m with you mojo. Her endorsement was tepid, at best. Hillary

  38. TmjUtah says:

    …. said that Hillary will be at the front of her herd, on the floor in Denver.

    And I don’t think “lofty” is going to describe that democracy in action.

    It’s going to be a real “woot” moment. Maybe even an eleventy!11!.

    I see things spinning out of control about the time some O! speaker mutters “Get over IT!” from the podium.

  39. My favorite lines from this piece so obviously stolen from The Onion:

    Anyone who saw him make the short way from the Victory Column in Berlin on Thursday to the podium saw a man with the serious gait of a basketball player… Not only that, but because he hasn’t been tortued, he can raise his hands over his head in celebration!

    Anyone who listens to him realizes that he is not only ambitious but will also make demands. I seem to recall hearing something about not being allowed to be complacent and having to work on utopia.

  40. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I’m with you mojo.

    Me, too. Hillary is still out there, circling like a vulture.

    Obama better hope his mask doesn’t crack any further before the convention, ’cause Hillary will go for his throat at the slightest provocation.

  41. MarkJ says:

    From Obama’s favorite musical, “Cabaret”:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdM8PDu6VMg

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