What is that, a marshmallow? Because if it is, get it out of my sight.
Trust me, I used to date a marshmallow that looked just like that one. And what a no-good cheating bitch that thing turned out to be…
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Just pop that beyatch into the microwave for even fluffier puffiness.
Anyone got a good recipe for Marshmallow Maror Treats?
I miss the writing of Stephen den Beste, Jeff G. before the stakers and pie. Chocolate cream pie. Yummy.
FLUFFERNUTTERIST!
She claimed she was only making S’mores, but it was obviously a three-way with Barack Obama and a black guy.
marshmallows gots no spine.
infamous bitter, fluffy content
Sounds like the last three cases of Fage greek yogurt I got out of their new plant. Stupid New York cows must eat a lot of grasshoppers.
“Does this bag make me look fat?”
As a kid, I was traumatized by Ghostbusters.
OK, not really. In fact, my parents took me to see The Birds as a toddler and I laughed through it.
If Dr. Helen’s commenters were cups of cocoa…
Heh, Karl.
…Maybe because my sister so strongly resembles Tippi Hendron, this is the only Barbie I have ever really wanted.
ohnoes. What I said was I liked my marx mellow. Oh. Stupid teleprompter. Sorries.
Damn. PW was looking tight this morning until you ruined it with the bitter fluffiness. I hate it when that happens.
I eat marshmallow fluff straight from the jar, with a spoon.
When one dates marshmellows, one should ensure they are velvet marshmellows.
SarahW,
That is cool. It would go well with my Brian Wilson action figure.
I still want a Herbert Hoover action figure.
Some vegetarians don’t eat marshmallows cause of the gelatin. Did you know that? I didn’t know that. I learned that here which is mostly a link for SarahW I think.
a day no gelatins would die
SPB,
That is cool also, though I left Brian in his box to enhance his collector’s value. Plus, I think BW is probably less action-y than HH was in his day.
Let the man eat his gelatin products.
I am marshmallow agnostic I think
Yeah, Brian was probably more of a kick-back-in-a-beach-lounger-and-smoke-a-doobie sort of guy, I’m guessing.
I was just reminded over at Ace’s place that this is the anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing, 39 years ago today.
Nice Buzz Aldrin clip.
You can get kosher and vegetarian marshmallows, I’m pretty sure.
It always comes back to bunnies though. It’s just the world we live in I suppose, even as the grim toll mounts.
Chubby Bunny is a known gateway activity for the Cinnamon Challenge.
S’mores are the gateway drug to eating brownie mix straight from the box.
I learn so much here. I didn’t know that about the cinnamon. Also I laughed at this one. I’m a terrible person. So that’s two things I learned.
SPB,
Brian Wilson once spent a year in bed. Not very action-y.
Maybe he just wanted to give peace a chance.
Here’s a fun game. Baracky’s Reuters released this. this morning. Also here. But it was “withdrawn” a few minutes later. Why?
Cause of this?
Or just the overall stupid propagandyness?
Hard to say.
Some people start an entire campfire to roast them. Me? I just flame them up with the Zippo, crunchy blackness — the best!
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Maybe he just wanted to give peace a chance.”
Didn’t work.
“And what a no-good cheating bitch that thing turned out to be…”
… but you know, even today, 40 years later, it’s the marshmallow that I always think back on and wonder, “what if?” …
“She claimed she was only making S’mores”
No.. worse.. Let me paint it for you .. Picture a tasty split with a couple’a nice creamy scoops .. now throw in double chocolate on one side.. warm caramel on the other… a couple really big bananas and whip cream all over her.. That’s what I walked in on..
The only good marshmallow is one I roast to a cindery crisp and then feed to some kid.
Jeff, don’t have a whole lot to say about the post because I’ve had a few too many Guinnesses at Shenanigans on the boardwalk at Ocean City.
Just thought I’d let you know I thought of you (for a fleeting moment) as I sit here way above the teeming crows in my overpriced condo.
Good times…
This is the sort of post I can cling to. Jeff, ever think about rewriting the Bible?
Flaming marshmellows flung from the end of a stick were my first encounter with chemical weapons. If you could stick one to another Cub Scouts bare legs it was awesome.
Ocean City. I sigh, I dream.
My old home. How I do so miss it.
Woah, HF. Marshmallow transcendance.
I report heat, light and energy waves throughout the body; the reliving of past lives, time travel ( albeit at normal speed, going forward only). a lack of sensory channels and cinnamon challenge face!
It looks like a week for MARSHMALLOW SCIENCE KITCHEN!!!
I was wondering where you stood on the marshmallow controversy, Jeff.
Four-square in favor of peanut brittle, I’m glad to see.
I love to eat Marshmallows every day he he he.:;”
i like to fry marshmallow in an open fire, they taste really great.”””
marshmallow tastes so yummy when you put it in a fire:’:
marshmallows with cheese is the stuff that i always munch;::