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Holy Shit! [Dan Collins]

Pope flies over sea of young pilgrims

Believers or not, that must have freaked them out.

Bogie at 11 o’clock!

Hey, this is the way I feel about PP’s arguments: Chechen strongman calls on Russian army to give up premises

BREAKTHROUGH: Human stem cells provide therapeutic options for mice

Obama uses “regal we,” admits need for much better intelligence

Russians like the old czars better

Their arms aren’t THAT short (yeah, I know everyone’s discussed this, but I thought the “feel the pinch” bit was funny, too)

Zimbabweans lead Americans in mathematics; new currency backed by long division (h/t Hot Air Headlines)

Proggtopia’s New Czar to Lord It Over Happenstance, Random Chance, Sunspots, Tides, Wind, Synergy

23 Replies to “Holy Shit! [Dan Collins]”

  1. dre says:

    “Some 5 million Australians describe themselves as Catholic, but less than one million attend Sunday mass and the number may have dropped to about 100,000 in the past 5 years.

    Around 1,000 protesters marched in Sydney on Saturday against Church teachings on sexual morality, trying to hand out condoms to pilgrims.”

    Clear reporting.

  2. Log Cabin says:

    Sister Betrille says:
    When lift + thrust > load + drag, anything will fly!

  3. Patrick Carroll says:

    Years ago I saw this headline in some paper or another: “Pope Flies in on Turkey Visit”. This was JPII.

    The brother saved and framed the headline, minus the “Visit”.

    WE still chuckle over that one.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    Mother Goose has nothing over JPII, Patrick.

  5. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “….hundreds of thousands of young Catholic pilgrims who staged an all-night vigil at Sydney’s main horse racing track…”

    – After a benediction for the gathered throng, the Pope gave rail odds, but only on perfecta’s and trifecta’s.

  6. Patrick Carroll says:

    I was always a big fan of JPII.

    I can remember, when I was in college in the late 1970s and early 1980s, seeing people wearing the “Solidarnosc” badges. When JPII visited Poland in 1979, he started ringing the death knell for communism in that country, and in Eastern Europe in general.

    Along with Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan, he was the right person at the right time to liberate hundreds of millions from an ideology that had killed tens of millions.

    How lucky I am to have walked the same earth as such titans!

  7. Dan Collins says:

    He was one awesome guy, it’s true. BE NOT AFRAID!

  8. serr8d says:

    From Dan’s ‘pinch’ link…

    “Nunez and most of her siblings and their spouses are unemployed and rely on government assistance and food stamps.”

    Ummmm….the accompanying photo belies the assertion that there’s any ‘lift and thrust’ that could overcome their desire to ‘load’ up a few plates and ‘drag’ their asses to the nearest couch to watch endless hours of Survivor and, come November, vote for the party that promises more and more government cheese.

    I’m self-condemning, but only grudgingly.

  9. Patrick Carroll says:

    You remind me of a comment I heard, a long time ago, about the F-111.

    A Navy Captain (O-6), asked by McNamara whether the F-111 could make it as a Navy fighter aircraft if it had higher-thrust engines, replied “There isn’t enough thrust in all of Christendom to make that a fighter aircraft.”

  10. Patrick Carroll says:

    Oh, and speaking of pinch.

  11. Dan Collins says:

    That is a classic Iowahawk piece.

  12. Patrick Carroll says:

    Oh, it started out just as good.

  13. Swen Swenson says:

    Those poor, poor people in Ohio! They look like they’re about to starve.

  14. Dan Collins says:

    I’d be worried, but I just can’t see any way one of them could choke the other one down.

  15. Sdferr says:

    They’d just need to do it one partial appendage at a time is all, with cautery (stops bleeding, adds flavor), that way they could take turns eating each other.

  16. Patrick Carroll says:

    So, there I was at Border’s this morning (I’m twisted, that way), when I overheard a father and son conversation about multiplying 16 by 8. I explained to them the idea of 2^4 * 2^3 = 2^7.

    Thank God I didn’t have to get into 10^11.

    Give Zimbabweans a week and they’ll be able to googol their currency.

  17. daphne says:

    Shall we?

    Let’s gin up Jeff’s numbers, since it means so much.

  18. happyfeet says:

    NPR is just degrading.

  19. Beck says:

    It’s all optional. Never forget it.

  20. Sdferr says:

    What’s with the solicitude for PW, daphne?

  21. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    It was thought the Pope couldn’t do a negative G pushover. However, Maverick claims he was inverted in a negative 4G dive when he flipped off the Pope.

    Goose got a nice polaroid.

    ‘Charlie’ was unavailable for comment.

  22. Rusty says:

    #17
    Still got nuthin, huh.

  23. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Hows the ass Daffy – did the sitzbath help?

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