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This Thing of Darkness I Acknowledge Mine [Dan Collins]

A conundrum to make leftist heads explode:

A Jefferson County Jail inmate has quite a tale to tell about how he got there. The nude man claimed to be Jesus Christ and George Bush when sheriff’s deputies shot him with a stun gun after he ignored their commands.

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10 Replies to “This Thing of Darkness I Acknowledge Mine [Dan Collins]”

  1. jon says:

    “The police said the man appeared to be intoxicated.” Couldn’t be Bush, but Jesus was known to drink wine at times.

  2. psycho... says:

    “SHIT AND GARFLEBLOG MARBLEFUCK, MOTHERFUCKER!”

    “Wha—?”

    ZZZNT!

    “But—”

    ZZZNT!

    “But my pants—”

    ZZZNT!

    “Okay! Jesus! I’m—”

    ZZZNT!

    “Christ! I feel like George Bush.”

  3. mojo says:

    Oh, I doubt it was Prospero. Just some nut.

  4. mojo says:

    Maybe he was fucking Matt Damon, d’ya ever think of that?

  5. Murf says:

    Weak, Dan.

    There’s no cover to prove it’s not Jeff G.

    You should provide that in every post like this. Y’know, since Jeff keeps obliquely begging for cash and threatening to quit blogging. Neither of which stop for any “graceful” amount of time.

  6. serr8d says:

    Murf, are you an anal pore, or is my perception just clouded by your blinding intellection?

  7. ccs says:

    You know, my dad’s cows mysteriously disappeared about 2 months ago. He said it was because he was retiring. I wonder if he’s just embarrased about the truth?

  8. ahem says:

    Was cleaning fluid involved?

  9. He would have gotten away with it if he had claimed to be Jesus Christ and Barak Obama.

    See, that’s weak. I mean, I didn’t even try.

  10. mojo says:

    Alien cows? Man, that’s just weird, y’know?

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