A conundrum to make leftist heads explode:
A Jefferson County Jail inmate has quite a tale to tell about how he got there. The nude man claimed to be Jesus Christ and George Bush when sheriff’s deputies shot him with a stun gun after he ignored their commands.
Sad news: Silvermimmel split
“The police said the man appeared to be intoxicated.” Couldn’t be Bush, but Jesus was known to drink wine at times.
“SHIT AND GARFLEBLOG MARBLEFUCK, MOTHERFUCKER!”
“Whaâ€â€?”
ZZZNT!
“But‗
ZZZNT!
“But my pants‗
ZZZNT!
“Okay! Jesus! I’m‗
ZZZNT!
“Christ! I feel like George Bush.”
Oh, I doubt it was Prospero. Just some nut.
Maybe he was fucking Matt Damon, d’ya ever think of that?
Weak, Dan.
There’s no cover to prove it’s not Jeff G.
You should provide that in every post like this. Y’know, since Jeff keeps obliquely begging for cash and threatening to quit blogging. Neither of which stop for any “graceful” amount of time.
Murf, are you an anal pore, or is my perception just clouded by your blinding intellection?
You know, my dad’s cows mysteriously disappeared about 2 months ago. He said it was because he was retiring. I wonder if he’s just embarrased about the truth?
Was cleaning fluid involved?
He would have gotten away with it if he had claimed to be Jesus Christ and Barak Obama.
See, that’s weak. I mean, I didn’t even try.
Alien cows? Man, that’s just weird, y’know?