apparently there are now flying IUDs. You’ll put your eye out, kid. Also, I seem to remember from grade school that one should be on the lookout for blasting caps and child-eating refrigerators. Also, that dropping acid causes hot dogs to talk to one.
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Flying IUDs? Birth control by air express?
Man am I old.
Put it down. You’ve no idea where it’s been.
Yeah, those Dalkon Shields are the worst.
Acid doesn’t cause hot dogs to talk so much as it encourages them to open up.
Trekkie, eh, Sarah?
I had a girl friend whose uterus was pierced by one of those things. Boy was she pissed. Got some sort of monetary settlement on account of the harm but was forever worried whether she’d be able to have kids later on.
Oh hell. Anyone can disarm a roadside IUD.
I saw Doctor Who defeat the Dalkons once.
I think Teegan was with him. Or was it Romana?
Somewhere in the sandbox, a dyslexic combat engineer is explaining his report.
“No,no NO. There wasn’t any drunk. No, he didn’t blow up the bus… Not HE…it was like THIS…!”
I’d forgotten all about that Willie Mays PSA. YouTube remembers though.
“child-eating refrigerators”
Geez. I still see people removing the doors from refrigerators when putting them out for heavy trash pickup. Idiots.