Search






Jeff's Amazon.com Wish List

Archive Calendar

November 2024
M T W T F S S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
252627282930  

Archives

Previewing the Green State [Dan Collins]

Gordon Brown’s model state, a preview of coming attractions:

LONDON – Waste not, want not.

Evoking an era of World War II austerity, British families are being urged to cut food waste and use leftovers in a nationwide effort to fight sharply rising global food prices.

It’s not back to ration books, “victory gardens” or squirrel-tail soup yet, but warning bells are being rung by experts at all levels of Britain’s government as well as from the World Food Program.

As ever, the minions of The Green Revolution II, having painted themselves into a rhetorical corner with respect to Global Warming, cannot imagine a scenario under which it might be possible to produce enough food to cover the increased demand without doing violence to Mother Gaia. Therefore, the citizens will have to bear the brunt of ever-increasing state inspection of choices that until recently belonged to them.

It’s a zero-sum equation, as always, in socialist thought. I’m sure that the political classes will lead the way in demonstrating to their employers, the general citizenry, just how this frugality can be practiced.

11 Replies to “Previewing the Green State [Dan Collins]”

  1. ef says:

    “I’m sure that the political classes will lead the way”

    Apparently you missed the story about the 7 course meal that immediately preceded Gordon Brown’s speech.

  2. N. O'Brain says:

    ” I’m sure that the political classes will lead the way in demonstrating to their employers, the general citizenry, just how this frugality can be practiced.”

    I know, they can fly around the country in Lear jets and give lectures.

    For Teh Childrensâ„¢.

  3. Ric Locke says:

    The correct answer to demands like that is “You first.”

    Regards,
    Ric

  4. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Hey, Dan — the Green Revolution shouldn’t have its name sullied by association with these fucksticks. It worked!

    Norman Borlaug has done more to eliminate human suffering than all the hippies that were ever spawned.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    Sorry, SBP. It was meant sardonically. Does that help?

  6. alppuccino says:

    The correct answer to demands like that is “You first.”

    The less correct response would be to strip these loons naked and release them back into the wild. No less effective, mind you.

  7. Dan Collins says:

    I was thinking the Downs in Bristol, but that might be like the briar patch.

  8. ahem says:

    OT: Harry’s Place is being sued by the Islamists.

    “Harry’s Place, a UK blog dedicated to promoting the ideals of freedom and democracy, is being sued by Mohammed Sawalha, the President of the British Muslim Initiative, which has been linked to Hamas and the Islamic Brotherhood, both terrorist organizations.”

  9. Brer Rabbit and Tar Baby says:

    Briar patch? Collins, you are a homophobic racist

  10. Furry Euro Bush says:

    And a sexist

  11. guinsPen says:

    Finish your krill, Ruprecht, penguins are starving in England.

    Hearts of Oak, anyone?

Comments are closed.