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Cow Thinks She’s Human [Dan Collins]

Haven’t done a Polly Toynbee post in a while.

Also, happy 7-11 to seveneleventy.

28 Replies to “Cow Thinks She’s Human [Dan Collins]”

  1. SevenEleventy says:

    Get away from that magazine rack, young man!

  2. happyfeet says:

    She isn’t despicable in her latest column thinger here. It’s about Afghanistan. I haven’t really been a follower of hers though.

  3. SarahW says:

    Yay, 7-11. I drink your slurpee!
    Or one in your honor

  4. SevenEleventy says:

    O/T They just had a news report that China will not be serving dog(referred to as fragrant meat) at restaurants during the Olympics.

  5. lee says:

    Yay, 7-11. I drink your slurpee!

    Ewww, go find a bush at least!

  6. happyfeet says:

    Oh. I’ll be looking to see if they start running a deal on Jack in the Box tacos I think.

  7. happyfeet says:

    <a href=”http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=NYT#chart3:symbol=nyt;range=20000116,20080710;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on;source=undefined”This is beautiful. Market cap below $2B for the second day. That’s just really uplifting news.

  8. happyfeet says:

    oh crap. I really screwed the pooch, huh? That was a lot ignoble I think.

  9. happyfeet says:

    here is what I meant. That’s just some unfortunate business up there. I really hate being that guy.

  10. The Lost Dog says:

    Hey, SevenEleventy!

    Congratulations! You are now as old as I used to be!

  11. Pablo says:

    Ronnie Wood could have been my hero, but when you’re got Keith Richards telling you that you need to clean your sloppy ass up, maybe the 18 yo Russian cocktail waitress isn’t the best way to go.

  12. SevenEleventy says:

    Hey, SevenEleventy!

    Congratulations! You are now as old as I used to be!

    It’s not the age, it’s the mileage!

  13. cranky-d says:

    Two bottles of vodka a day. Yikes. He is going to die in about a month or so.

  14. Ouroboros says:

    Hey, OT, but do any of you know what the Yiddish term ‘Honyak’ (Hon’ yawk) actually means.. ? (or even the correct anglecized spelling..) Growing up a number of people on the Jewish side of my family would refer to us kids as ‘Little Honyaks’.. I always thought it was the Yiddish equiv of little bastards.. (said in jest.. I hope..) but I just stumbled upon the actual word for bastard and it’s not..

    Any thoughts?

  15. happyfeet says:

    Oh. My dad would say that. I hadn’t thought of that for a long time. This is the best I can find for an explanation.

    Webster’s Third (1966) gives :

    hunyak or hunyock also honyak or honyock n -s usu cap [by alter. (influence of Polack)]: HUNKY — usu. used disparagingly

    hunky also hunkie n, pl hunkies often cap [probably shortening & alter. of Hungarian + -y, -ie]: a person of central or east European birth or descent; esp : an industrial worker of such birth or descent — usu. used disparagingly

    It also means “a farmer”:

    “There were several dry farmers or Honyocks at the wagon along with TL cowboys.” (Bard and Spring, Horse Wrangler, 1958)

  16. Ouroboros says:

    I’ve searched the internet now and the term seems to be in widespread usage.. A disparaging term that seems to refer to uneducated, ignorant, unskilled central or eastern european immigrants (or later to Americans farmer/rancher types) .. but also used like ‘idiot’ or ‘hayseed’.. Lots of spelling variations.. Could be German, Polish, Czech, Hungarian or Yiddish… Who knows.. Love the sound of it though..

  17. Ouroboros says:

    Wonder if it’s similar to ‘pikey’ in Brit?

  18. N. O'Brain says:

    “#Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/11 @ 11:24 am #

    O/T They just had a news report that China will not be serving dog(referred to as fragrant meat) at restaurants during the Olympics.”

    What, no Jack Spaniels to go along with it?

    They could always sell Cup O’Poodles ‘N Noodles.

  19. cranky-d says:

    China likes to pretend they’re something they’re not. Maybe if they pretend hard enough they will become it. Or not.

  20. Silver Whistle says:

    Happy,

    You thought that Toynbee article was alright? Apart from the title, I thought it was pretty overblown rubbish as usual. I’m with Dan – the bovine has ideas above her station.

  21. The Lost Dog says:

    Funny, but I thought I was human for many years.

    Then i “matured” and realized that if most of the people I interact with are “human”, I must have missed the boat.

    Did God call a meting when I was really young and I missed it because I was out screwing around?

  22. happyfeet says:

    Oh. Not despicable is all I meant. She sounded sober. I’ll read it again.

  23. happyfeet says:

    But news magazines and some business magazines were battered by the ad slump. Ad pages dropped 21.1 percent at Time magazine over the first half of the year, 22.4 percent at Newsweek, 14.8 percent at BusinessWeek, 12.6 percent at Forbes and 12.2 percent at The Week, according to the bureau’s report.

    That is very cheering news I think.

  24. happyfeet says:

    Here is that part of the Toynbee article that really kind of surprised me…

    He read the battery of British columnists from right and left in the past week calling for immediate withdrawal, ranging from Matthew Parris and Simon Jenkins to Andreas Whittam Smith and Seumas Milne. The “out now” clamour includes those who take a Kissinger realpolitik view – let foreigners rot and sort out their own problems; do nothing unless it’s in our own interest – and those who regard all intervention as latter-day colonialism and anything the Americans do as always fatally tainted. It’s interesting that the armchair commentators are not supported by any of last week’s alarming reports on the ground, which all warn of the danger of failure: none recommends a withdrawal that would certainly ensure that failure right now.

  25. docweasel says:

    she thinks she’s people!

  26. Oh. My dad would say that. I hadn’t thought of that for a long time.

    ha, my parents too. I always assumed it was an Indian (the native variety) term. both my parents being Okies. huh.

  27. happyfeet says:

    Oh. My dad was an okie.

  28. happyfeet says:

    Dad’s dad’s dad settled the “Cherokee Strip” or something. I have a book on it but I’ve never read it really.

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