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Homing Roosters [Dan Collins]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

House Democrats are in a bind on the focal point of their energy plan.

Worried that a floor vote on any energy-related measure would trigger a Republican-forced vote on domestic drilling, the leadership has scrubbed the floor schedule of the energy legislation that it vowed to tackle after the Fourth of July recess.

8 Replies to “Homing Roosters [Dan Collins]”

  1. Big D says:

    “The most ethical Congress in history.”

    -Nancy P

  2. Big D says:

    By the way Dan, glad to hear that the MRI went well!

  3. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah, me, too, Big D. (He means the Matthew Rager one)

  4. SevenEleventy says:

    Must be time to rename a post office.

  5. The Lost Dog says:

    THE DEMOCRATS ARE ABSOLUTE IDIOTS! IF YOU CAN”T MAKE YOUR CASE WITH THE TRUTH YOU DON”T HAVE A FUCCKING CASE!!!!

    I do seem to have a love affair with that “F” word, huh?

    Sorry. I’m old fat and bitter, and can’t seem to find any “communally accepted” word that communicates anywhere near the outrage that the “F” word does.

    I would go to Kos, but I know from experience that my posts last anywhere from 12 seconds to a minute. The KosKids are not allowed to hear anything expressed outside of Marco’s crib.

  6. TmjUtah says:

    ““Right now, our strategy on gas prices is ‘Drive small cars and wait for the wind,’ ” said a Democratic aide.”

    We badly need the name of the aide, lest this quote be written off as apocraphyl, ala Peter Arnett’s fabulism about destroy village/to save village.

    That quote encapsulates the true position of the Left, and in less than a month those words should be enough to start riots.

    Just saying.

  7. SevenEleventy says:

    “Right now, our strategy on gas prices is ‘Drive small cars and wait for the wind,’ ” said a Democratic aide.”

    Are sails optional on Minis already?

  8. TheGeezer says:

    (With a hat tip to Lost Dog from another fat, angry, gun-clinging, old man):

    If FUCKING MAVERICK FUCKHEAD FUCKING JOHN MCCAIN would get off his FUCKING DICKSHITTING ASS AND MAKE ONE FUCKING TRIP TO ANWR TO ANNOUNCE HIS PURSUIT OF DOMESTIC DRILLING AND REFINERY BUILDING SO WE COULD HAVE OUR OWN FUCKING OIL, it would be just lovely. IT WOULD BE A FUCKING LANDSLIDE!!!!!

    Six Republican congressmen are off to ANWR next week to rub Democrat noses in their fixation to deprive America of its own resources, enslave the nation to Middle East crazies, and force Americans to drive FUCKING PANTYWAIST ROLLERSKATE CARS WHILE TAX-SUCKING WHORE-MONGERING FUCKING DEMOCRATS ARE CHAUFFERED ABOUT IN FUCKING WHORE-EQUIPPED DOUCHENBURGMOBILES.

    Thanks again, nurse. You may again remove the restraints.

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