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The Good Thief [Dan Collins]

A thief who broke into the vehicle as it was parked on 53rd Street near Second Avenue saw the explosives, then drove the van from the mostly residential block to a remote location near the waterfront.

The thief, who has an arrest record, then phoned a cop he knew from a previous run-in with the law.


So I says to Rusty, “Dude! how could you drop the keys to the chariot?”

24 Replies to “The Good Thief [Dan Collins]”

  1. Silver Whistle says:

    Didn’t Yung Tang have a hit with “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” ?

  2. SevenEleventy says:

    Comment by Silver Whistle on 7/5 @ 9:43 am #

    Didn’t Yung Tang have a hit with “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” ?

    I thought he was part of the Wu-Tang Clan, who did Protect Ya Neck.

  3. Silver Whistle says:

    Woh! Shell suits and floppy headgear. You must be right. My bad. Couldn’t possibly be this dude

    http://tinyurl.com/yrpnfu

  4. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I thought “Yung Tang” was another term for jailbait.

  5. SevenEleventy says:

    I actually saw Wang Chung in 1983 at the Palladium in Hollywood. They were the warmup band for the Romantics. It was a promotional gig through KROC 106.

  6. Silver Whistle says:

    Ah, the Romantics. I saw them, must have been 1979-80, in Orlando. When I had short hair, because I wanted to.

  7. SevenEleventy says:

    KROC106=KROQ106

  8. Dan Collins says:

    I saw the High Victorians once. Trippy.

  9. SevenEleventy says:

    I tripped once at the Victorian Hotel.

  10. McGehee says:

    I tripped once at the Victorian Hotel.

    Did you skin your knee?

  11. Salt Lick says:

    I thought “Yung Tang” was another term for jailbait.

    Ever read “Blood on the Hurdles,” by Wun Hung Lo?

  12. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    High Victorians

    Yeah, Hugo, Baudelaire, and Gautier on hash and opium — Les Paradis Artificiels, indeed. Then there was Poe ramped up on laudanum and whiskey, Humphrey Davy, Coleridge, and Southey with their laughing gas, ether, and opium parties… and who knows what the hell Lewis Carroll was on. Everything, apparently — mushrooms, hookahs, and pills and potions that make people shrink and time go backwards.

    Hunter S. Thompson: piker.

  13. happyfeet says:

    Whoa. Those two guys sure are in a pickle. But what’s keeping the tan guy from falling on his face exactly?

  14. serr8d says:

    “But what’s keeping the tan guy from falling on his face exactly?”

    Definitely duct tape. Double-sided maybe. Swathed just under his diaper.

  15. SevenEleventy says:

    Comment by McGehee on 7/5 @ 11:36 am #

    I tripped once at the Victorian Hotel.

    Did you skin your knee?

    No, I skinned my mind!

  16. Rusty says:

    I’m not that old, and no you can’t.

  17. Silver Whistle says:

    Don’t you like the smell of old folks, Rusty?

  18. McGehee says:

    I skinned my mind!

    Sounds you took quite a header. ;-)

  19. SevenEleventy says:

    Sounds you took quite a header. ;-)

    I fell for a good six hours! ☺

  20. gebrauchshund says:

    “Ever read “Blood on the Hurdles,” by Wun Hung Lo?”

    No, but I saw some good reviews for “Under the Bleachers” by Seymore Butz.

  21. SevenEleventy says:

    “The Russian Eunuch”, by Whobiturcockoff

  22. Rusty says:

    #17
    How old, exactly? “cause if yer talkin already in the dirt old, then no, I don’t like that smell. But if you mean older than me? Then, yes I probably should get used to it since that time isn’t too far off. And no. You can’t use the chariot either. How can I score my crank if you have the wheels?

  23. Silver Whistle says:

    #22
    Just sort of leaky colostomy, yesterday’s cabbage kind of old.

  24. Rusty says:

    I currently have no use for either one.

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