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Democratic Party Official Charged With Satanic Ritual Sex Crimes [Dan Collins]

I haven’t posted on this, because I haven’t much to say about it, really.

I just want to say that I understand that such sick people don’t in any way represent the great majority of Democratic Party Officials.

49 Replies to “Democratic Party Official Charged With Satanic Ritual Sex Crimes [Dan Collins]”

  1. Education Guy says:

    I understand it’s polite to say, but how do you know they don’t represent the great majority of Democratic Party Officials?

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Most of them have no formal religious affiliation. Duh!

  3. Hoodlumman says:

    Not all Democrats worship the dark lord Satan but don’t you think more dark lord of Satan worshipers are Democrats?

  4. Good Lt says:

    Of course, this (if we’re using the Democrats’ Larry Craig standard) means that all Democrats are perverted Satan-worshiping rapists.

    And wouldn’t you know it – the last name of the perps in which the Democrat aided and abetted is…Craig! Talk about squaring the circle!

    Sorry, O!bots, but you’re entire party just went down the crapper with Satan. Your rules, not ours.

    Oh, wait. We can’t use that standard because it makes no logical sense. Didn’t stop the regressives, of course, but truth is not subject to the political whims of a bunch of knuckle dragging retards huffing bongs and worshiping a slimy Chicago politician they didn’t even know existed four years ago.

  5. Karl says:

    xtians and xtianists having a good day
    satan worshippers and nitwits, not so much
    lulz

  6. Education Guy says:

    Speaking of Satan and Democrats. Happy Canada Day everyone!

  7. JHoward says:

    Like, Satanic ritual sex crimes aren’t actually in the Constitution, Dan Collins.

  8. TheGeezer says:

    Can a true progressive condemn this sort of thing?

  9. JD says:

    Google will sink this down the memory hole.

  10. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “I just want to say that I understand that such sick people don’t in any way represent the great majority of Democratic Party Officials.”

    – Maybe, however critical examination of the areligious propensities of the Lunarbats might lead some people to see their dogma as Satan in a different swath of “lenin”.

  11. royf says:

    Somehow I get the “feeling” this will be a O’bot free thread.

  12. […] a comment on this PW post about a Democrat who was arrested for Satanic sex crimes: Sorry, O!bots, but you’re entire party […]

  13. Aldo says:

    Most of them have no formal religious affiliation. Duh!

    Unless we count Obambi’s cult of personality as a religious affiliation.

  14. David R. Block says:

    Was the band Living Colour prophetic or what?

  15. SarahW says:

    Oh, I don’t know. What that hapless Democrat activist was, is weak-minded and gullible. Those are characteristics that might be more broadly applied. But there would be a denouncing in that.

  16. SarahW says:

    And some serious papercuts from a “Majick” deck.

  17. Ouroboros says:

    Dems are no stranger to dealing souls to the Devil..

    How do you think a virtually unknown young black man stepped in and stole the Democratic Nomination from right under the noses of The Clintons?

    A regular Tommy Johnson….

  18. SarahW says:

    The Rev. there has a really pasty aura.

  19. Nancy Pelosi says:

    PALOMINO!

  20. twolaneflash says:

    So today Holy O’ gives a speech to the nation on, you guessed it, religion. As if he’s had any exposure to it in the last twenty years.

  21. SevenEleventy says:

    AAAAAAAGGHHH, the devil made me post off topic!

  22. Innocent until proven guilty, folks. U.S. citizens do not surrender their constitutional rights the moment they engage in multiple partners and group sex, providing, once again, that all participants are willing, at least twelve years of age, and no peanuts or peanut products are used.

  23. Radish says:

    and no peanuts or peanut products are used.

    Well that just takes all the fun out of it.

  24. N. O'Brain says:

    “no peanuts or peanut products are used.”

    Jimmy Carter couldn’t engage in satanic sex?

    Whew, there’s a relief.

  25. McGehee says:

    Only in his heart, N.O. Only in his heart.

  26. SevenEleventy says:

    Wouldn’t you rather do a jar of peanut butter than Rosalynn(unless of course, you had a couple of cases of Billy Beer)?

  27. McGehee says:

    I had a case of Billy Beer once. A two-week course of antibiotics cleared it right up.

  28. SevenEleventy says:

    Billy Beer

  29. urthshu says:

    This, taken with the Obamabots and Reform Catholics of Venezuela, the Piskie Schism, support for the feelings of wee Muslims, Gaia-ism and quakerish pacificism, etc. What a strange turn of events.

    It seems the Left has unknowingly but broadly embraced religion, gang. They lost Communism and now believe in anything…

    …and I think they’d only be upset by the lack of condoms used in the Satanic orgy, fwliw

  30. Damn Skippy! says:

    and no peanuts or peanut products are used.

    Well that just takes all the fun out of it.

    Creamy is fun, Extra Crunchy not so much.

  31. SevenEleventy says:

    Extra Crunchy Satanic Orgy Peanut Butter Condoms™

  32. SevenEleventy says:

    Thanks urthshu!✞✞✞✞

  33. urthshu says:

    LOL I don’t know WTH it was either

  34. SevenEleventy says:

    I’ll never eat Cap’n Crunch again!

  35. nishizonoshinji says:

    aww, cmon dancollins.
    those satanists were just practicing their religion!
    what about freedom of religion?
    you all were pretty stoodup about protectin the rights of the FLDS patriarchy daddies to rape thirteen year olds.

    aleast those satanists were practicing their religion on adults, that were schtoopid enuff to sign on to “indigo dawn”.
    the poor little “spiritual wives” all got born into it.

    whited sepulchres, all the way down.
    haw. haw. haw.

  36. SevenEleventy says:

    ✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞

  37. lee says:

    haw.haw.haw.

    No better way to punctuate that bit of nonsense.

  38. TmjUtah says:

    Hmmm. Who wore the blue dress?

  39. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    whited sepulchres

    Haw. Haw. Haw. Indeed.

  40. Salt Lick says:

    The couple came to the Johnsons to learn about Satan worship, but did not consent to the beatings and rape.

    I guess I’m Evil like Geezer said, but I can’t stop giggling over that sentence.

  41. Dread Cthulhu says:

    Comment by N. O’Brain on 7/1 @ 2:05 pm #

    “Jimmy Carter couldn’t engage in satanic sex?

    Whew, there’s a relief.”

    ARGH!!

    Handmethecloroxandtheborebrush,ohthepain!!!!

  42. Rob Crawford says:

    I think the really surprising thing in this story is that the suspect isn’t named “Clinton” or “Kennedy”.

  43. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    Well, not the GREAT majority… but probably a quorum…

  44. tehag says:

    “I just want to say that I understand that such sick people don’t in any way represent the great majority of Democratic Party Officials.”

    And we should keep repeating this over and over again as loudly as possible, after explaining in great detail exactly what activities the couple are accused. ;)

  45. Lisa says:

    To quote the rapper, Black Rob – That shit is like, whoa.

  46. lupas says:

    “I just want to say that I understand that such sick people don’t in any way represent the great majority of Democratic Party Officials.”
    They are all the same =)

  47. znakomstva says:

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