It’s none of my business, but I’ve noticed that since the lovely and talented Mox Ie announced that she had a boyfriend, the largely male readership of her blog has dropped off significantly.
Bastards!
However, I know that you guys aren’t like that, so do drop by and visit. Did I mention she’s hot?
Wow, she is hot. Puts her outa my leauge.
Well, yeah. Cool.
But I’m betting that you haven’t pickrd up on this “old man, testosterone has receded” concept yet.
You get to a point where you see the driver instead of the chrome. It kinda sucks, but reality intrudes. I still love cherleaders, but would not risk jail to wake up with an idiot with great chrome who needs help with her homework.
It sorta blows my mind that I am a dirty OLD man.
How the hell did that happen?
She’s 36. In a few years she’ll be blogging with mustache remover above her lip.
It sorta blows my mind that I am a dirty OLD man.
How the hell did that happen?
Better question: when the hell did that happen? I was just minding my own… and suddenly I was old fucker.
36 – just means she has… as the kids would say… mad skillz.
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– Well actually we are “that way”, PW’ers just do a better job than most at covering it up.
– Yes, we are scum, but it saves the dears money on batteries.
– TLD – You know you’re officially “old” when the women in your life weigh more than you do, and you have to ask them to please walk into the bedroom.
– But the #1 ways you know you’re old, is when you buy all your sex toys and Astroglide at CVS, she has to yell dirty words to you during sex so you can hear her, and the best compliment you can give her is telling her she has acute angina.
And she calls him “B. Hussein.” LOLZ
would that make women “woscum”?
Any nekked pix?
[…] For noticing — since I mentioned that “boyfriend” word — my male readers have moved on out! […]
BBH,
That’s one way to know.
But the day that you are absolutely positive that you are old, is the day that you walk by the mirror and notice that your breasts are bigger and floppier than your wife’ breasts are.
Not a good day for any man, I must say.
Man boobs – gross….
[…] And I hasten to add that I’m not generalizing from a single example, either. We call Moxie to the stand: Just wanted to thank Dan Collins at Protein Wisdom … for noticing — since I mentioned that “boyfriend” word — my male readers have moved on out! […]