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O! Bhama! They’re STILL After His Lucky Charms! [Dan Collins]

Bastards!

From Say Anything (who get a little too excited about it, in my view):

With Democrat senator Barack Obama busy in the run-up to the US presidential polls, a group of well-wishers in the capital have decided to send him a symbol of his lucky charm, Lord Hanuman, to help him emerge victorious. Obama’s representative Carolyn Sauvage-Mar on Tuesday received a gold-plated two-feet-high idol which she will pass it on to the Obama after it is sanctified.

The idol is being presented to Obama as he is reported to be a Lord Hanuman devotee and carries with him a locket of the monkey god along with other good luck charms. An hour-long prayer meeting to sanctify the idol was earlier organised at Sankat Mochan Dham and by Congress leader Brijmohan Bhama, Balmiki Samaj and the temple’s priests.
”Obama has deep faith in Lord Hanuman and that is why we are presenting an idol of Hanuman to him,” said Bhama.

Lord Hanuman Ji is considered as living God of this age i.e. “KALYUG”. Hanuman Swami is worshiped daily almost by all Hindu Devotees,however by some faith ladies are obstained from worshiping Brhamchari Hanuman Ji. It is said that Sri Hanuman Swami is among the few dieties who can be worshipped & Satisfied easly. In daily life worship Hanuman Chalisa,Hanuman Nashtkam , Bajrang Van & Hanuman Ji ki Arti is recited. A special Hanuman Pujan is performed under the guidance of the Pandit Ji as per the recquirement.

Mangal or Tuesday is the day of Hanuman Swami, many devotees keep fast on every Tuesday and keep themselves aways from unholiness.Bada mangal is celebrated once in every year on occasion of Hanuman Swami. Since Pandit Ji belongs to Ayodhaya “Birth Place of Lord Rama” where famous temple “Hanuman Garhi” is situated and so Darsanam & Prasadam is also available.

Well, good thing he’s satisfied easily, this Zeusgeist.

29 Replies to “O! Bhama! They’re STILL After His Lucky Charms! [Dan Collins]”

  1. kelly says:

    “Obama’s representative Carolyn Sauvage-Mar on Tuesday received a gold-plated two-feet-high idol which she will pass it on to the Obama after it is sanctified.”

    That’s weird. I thought the only way it could sanctified was after it was placed in the O!bamessiah’s presence.

  2. happyfeet says:

    I find it awkward to imagine praying to that there monkey god person. For real is it just me or does it look a lot like Michael Jackson?

  3. Roboc says:

    That’s weird. I thought the only way it could sanctified was after it was placed in the O!bamessiah’s presence.

    O! is not bound by space and time, he’s omnipresent.

  4. Roboc says:

    I find it awkward to imagine praying to that there monkey god person. For real is it just me or does it look a lot like Michael Jackson?

    Borderline racist, hf! But you are denounced nonetheless!

  5. thor says:

    Are those testes on his upper lip? Looks like it to me.

  6. dicentra says:

    So, if O! is praying to a monkey and we observe same, who is the racist for juxtaposing a monkey and Barack?

  7. Karl says:

    Curious!

  8. Aldo says:

    ROFLMAO!!

    Poor Nishi. She was making fun of the snake-bite Christians, and now we find out that her idol worships Curious George.

  9. B Moe says:

    ladies are obstained from worshiping Brhamchari Hanuman Ji.

    Is that word supposed to be obtained or abstained? Kind of important in my judgement of all this.

  10. psycho... says:

    So monkeys have their own romance novel covers now.

    We should never have given them typewriters.

  11. Aldo says:

    Is that word supposed to be obtained or abstained? Kind of important in my judgement of all this.

    Excellent point BMoe. And if ladies are obtained is that a blessing or a curse?

  12. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Poor Nishi. She was making fun of the snake-bite Christians, and now we find out that her idol worships Curious George.

    I’m still waiting to hear about her new t-shirt.

  13. Aldo says:

    That was great SBP. Interesting stuff over at Ace’s.

  14. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Thanks. I’m not a ‘shop master like serr8d or Darleen, but I try.

  15. Rob Thompson says:

    Is that a monkey in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

  16. Aldo says:

    So, if O! is praying to a monkey and we observe same, who is the racist for juxtaposing a monkey and Barack?

    As long as we don’t accuse him of solipsism I think we’re ok.

  17. PalmettoTiger says:

    “she will pass it on to the Obama after it is sanctified.”

    To THE Obama? Fabulous. Now they’ve fallen under his spell, too.

    PT

  18. Is this for real? I can’t tell any more. First,Ithought the “rise of the seas” thing was a spoof, then I thought the “Obama Presidential seal” thing was a photoshop. All turned out to be pathetically true.

    Is this really????? Come on.

  19. happyfeet says:

    Ok fine but I still thinks he looks like Michael Jackson. With a really cool hat.

  20. Sdferr says:

    Except happyfeet, it should be the other way around since Hanuman is so much way older than M. Jackson.

  21. memomachine says:

    Hmmmm.

    Isn’t the Obamamation supposed to be a *devout* Christian?

  22. TheGeezer says:

    Isn’t the Obamamation supposed to be a *devout* Christian?

    A devout Black Liberation Theology Christian.

    What is that first commandment again? I think it forbids adoration of false gods, graven images, and so forth…but I degress. We are discussing a Democrat candidate, after all, and that means whatever it takes to gain power is inherently – implicitly – a priori – good.

  23. TheGeezer says:

    #23: Darn, it doesn’t nail Obama as a worshipper of a monkey god.

  24. Cowboy says:

    hf:

    does it look a lot like Michael Jackson?

    thor:

    Are those testes on his upper lip?

    eeeeexactly.

  25. Fuck Obama says:

    Barack Hussei nObama = 6 6 6 . Obama’s real name is Mabus. Obama is a muslim. His father and step-father are muslim, no matter what he says in the eyes of all muslims that makes him one. The muslims around the world support him, praise his name. They burn American flags and burn Bibles daily, screaming Death To America, but yet wouldn’t be able to handle and cry about it if they saw me doing the same thing to their flags or Koran. They can’t even handle a cartoon drawing, when I watch Jesus on South Park boxing Satan. lol anyway. This is a holy war. They are the enemies of Israel and that makes them the enemies of God. This war is a necessary war that must be fought in the name of God. The muslims around the world are waging this war with the Christians. They are set in their plans to destroy the West and Israel, to have Islam the world religion. Nostradamus talks of Obama. Obama is a muslim of middle-eastern background, ‘The Black One’, Mabus. He is the charming, charismatic, mesmerizing speaker that the devil is. The Bible talks of the anti-christ, Obama fulfills these prophecies. 3.5 years into Obama’s rule, around election 2012 we will see his true self and intentions. 2012 the Chinese year of the dragon in which divine happenings occur on earth. Dec 21 2012 when the sun rises into the center of our Milky Way galaxy and into the 13th zodiac of a man wrestling a snake, symbolizing a time of struggle with evil. Dec. 21 2012 the earth completes a precession on it’s axis, causing shifting of poles and magnetic fields. The Mayans predicted a completion of a cycle and a new cycle of change begins. The four horsemen are riding right now. Watch the news, you ain’t heard? Natural Disasters, World Hunger, Oil Crisis, on top of a Holy War. Obama’s plans and ideas for change are unrealistic and are just lies to brainwash the people to follow and believe in him. ‘Change We Can Believe In’, he wants people to ‘believe’ in him. Obama is the devil. The American people are blind to the obvious and are persuaded and subliminally influenced by his image and the medias portrayal of him. Obama is going to be America’s next president then soon after proclaim himself a world leader, to be worshiped and embraced as a god, It has been written. These are the end times. Obama is the devil. One Nation Under God, Not Allah! Barack Hussei nObama = 6 6 6 . Obama’s real name is Mabus. Obama is a muslim. His father and step-father are muslim, no matter what he says in the eyes of all muslims that makes him one. The muslims around the world support him, praise his name. They burn American flags and burn Bibles daily, screaming Death To America, but yet wouldn’t be able to handle and cry about it if they saw me doing the same thing to their flags or Koran. They can’t even handle a cartoon drawing, when I watch Jesus on South Park boxing Satan. lol anyway. This is a holy war. They are the enemies of Israel and that makes them the enemies of God. This war is a necessary war that must be fought in the name of God. The muslims around the world are waging this war with the Christians. They are set in their plans to destroy the West and Israel, to have Islam the world religion. Nostradamus talks of Obama. Obama is a muslim of middle-eastern background, ‘The Black One’, Mabus. He is the charming, charismatic, mesmerizing speaker that the devil is. The Bible talks of the anti-christ, Obama fulfills these prophecies. 3.5 years into Obama’s rule, around election 2012 we will see his true self and intentions. 2012 the Chinese year of the dragon in which divine happenings occur on earth. Dec 21 2012 when the sun rises into the center of our Milky Way galaxy and into the 13th zodiac of a man wrestling a snake, symbolizing a time of struggle with evil. Dec. 21 2012 the earth completes a precession on it’s axis, causing shifting of poles and magnetic fields. The Mayans predicted a completion of a cycle and a new cycle of change begins. The four horsemen are riding right now. Watch the news, you ain’t heard? Natural Disasters, World Hunger, Oil Crisis, on top of a Holy War. Obama’s plans and ideas for change are unrealistic and are just lies to brainwash the people to follow and believe in him. ‘Change We Can Believe In’, he wants people to ‘believe’ in him. Obama is the devil. The American people are blind to the obvious and are persuaded and subliminally influenced by his image and the medias portrayal of him. Obama is going to be America’s next president then soon after proclaim himself a world leader, to be worshiped and embraced as a god, It has been written. These are the end times. Obama is the devil. One Nation Under God, Not Allah!

  26. Look out! Black helicopters!

  27. Annonymous says:

    This comment goes to comment 27:

    Try to find peace in your heart. This amount of anger is the reason why there is war. No religion want’s to cause war amoungst humanity and the media have a huge involvement in causing misunderstanding. Islam is the fatest growing and practicing religion in the world…there surely is a reason for this.

    Try to enhance your knowledge on the muslims relgion (islam) to remove your misunderstandings. The world Islam is derived from the meaning of Peace. Watch the Peace channel (820) on sky. This will help you to understand muslims a little better and remove any worries you have.

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